Hi, Im the ghost of Kureo Mado and today's chapter will be narrated by me. This retard of an author was going pretty good in my romance chapters and now he's gone nuts yet again. Wait what? I have a firstborn? Wow, being a spectre did put some years on me.

So, I've been haunting Amon for a few years now; only to find out that the calm white haired boy is the real nuisance...Sheesh.

Author: Somebody get some goddamn salt in here...This ghost is hogging up my chapter...Noo, what if he gives spoilers?

Mado: Spoilers? Yes thats a good revenge...Soo..Katsuka eventually dies..*grasshoppers chirping*. Well, thats not the desired effect...

Author: We all knew that..I'll give you one Arima dies...

Mado: You're kidding!? Right?!

Author: Uh-uh

Mado: Holy Ghostly Gieshas being groped...ARE YOU INSANE? He's the grim reaper himself; even people in heaven watch his fights like football matches...

Author: Well, it seems you've been stalking people a tad to far...Will you please disintegrate or something. I'm trynna tell a story here...people wanna know what happens to Haise after he's punched..

Mado: I'm not going nowhere...

Author: Why even bother using a double negative? You'll have your chapters again after chp 27...Why disturb the current flow?

Mado: Nah-uh ...I'm telling a Haise chapter

Author: GO AWAY...

Mado: no...listen young man...you have already done a lot to disgrace the mado name and thsi chapter being equally sensitive I'll be the one to tell it...

Author: Okay...what If I let you narrate a complete oneshot about the drunken party ; will that be alright?

Mado: Hmm...thats a laviscous deal over there...okay...I believe we have a deal...

Author: So go away; I wanna tell this chapter asap...

Mado: Im sticking around for this one...cause I guess you're out of your specified page limit I believe?

Author: You goddam ghost...You're worse than Simon De Canterville and his cocky crackpot speeches...You spiteful spirit...begone for now...

Mado: You're powerless against me and Trashyama...*evil grin *

Author: ...

Mado: Whoa...Why are you silent?

*black fumes rise from author's body*

*alchemy circle is drawn under his feet in red lines*

* the author looks up with blue eyes at Kureo Mado*

Author (in echoey dual voice): Holy Templar; sacrificial knife SALTED BLADE JUTSU...

*A salted blade appears from an RPG chest*

Author has aquired the legendary salted blade

Author uses Legendary Salted blade

Mado uses run

Ghost of Kureo has fleed

Author: Nobody...NOBODY CALLS TSUKKI THAT...NOT EVEN YOU...

-Neil Idoyitshi ( DATED 03/07 /2016)

Okay, so a filler chapter dedicated to Arima san...#RIP ARIMA #COMEBACK

So, this was a risky move for the old man to come brawl with the All-powerful omnipotent author...and I couldn't even continue the story...*waah*

NOTICE: My units are very near so, till the 16th of july Im gonna reduce my upload dates to Monday and Friday and from 16th to 8 august its gonna fall to only Wednesday...and after that I'd be starting with my alternation weekday schedule yet again...Im missing you guys already...😭😭😭😭😭😭

#QOTD...The pairing is AkiraXHaise? ( Asked by innumerable people)

#AOTD...No...she's drunk...You'll probably know what happened in the oneshot coming soon.

Shoutouts to all who ever gave me a chance and stand by me...

Anyway, see ya..Ciao

(NEXT UPDATE ON 11TH JULY 5 AM)

EDIT 11TH JULY;

[11/07 5:00 am] Neil Idoyitshi: Todays chp 22 has been delayed due to unavoidable circumstances...

[11/07 5:00 am] Neil Idoyitshi: Will try to upload as soon as possible😞

Thanks for bearing with the inconvienience.