Hey guys hopefully my little PSA featuring More and Henry Got you out to vote! I would like to give my sincere and joyful congratulations to Barack Obama (who I voted for) on his presidential win and making history as the first African American to get into the White House! So this chapter (even though I doubt he is reading this) is dedicated to Barack Obama! Hope is coming and it is coming hard and fast!

Basketcase:

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up

-Green Day-Basketcase

After I fainted yet again I immediately sprung onto my feet and started going on my hunt of Charles Brandon because I was going to wring his womanizing neck! Thomas was trailing behind me trying to calm me down.

"Bloody pain in the ARSE!" I screamed.

Thomas put his hand on my shoulder.

"Harry seriously calm down!" Thomas yelled back.

I flicked his hand off my shoulder and walked down the hallways in a huff. Thomas kept trying to restrain me but I kept moving.

"Harry let them be," Thomas yelled, "You are letting Katherine and I be."

I turned my head and looked at Thomas. I gave him a glare. His dark eyes widened. He then crossed himself.

"You are lucky that you are a asset in my life," I growled, "OR I WOULD CALL THE GUARDS RIGHT NOW!"

Luckily he realized that the threat came out of rage due to the circumstances. My best friend and royal pain in the ass Married my sister! How do I know that he is not bedding some other wench while my sister sleeps in bed? So Thomas followed me while I continued my hunt.

But not only that I was going to make another shocking discovery. As I was walking down the halls I heard moaning. It sounded like it was coming from Compton? Intrigued I followed the sounds.

Thomas all of a sudden knew where this was going and tried to stop me from following the noise. Suddenly I saw it the most disgusting sight I have ever seen in my life so far.

William Compton had his pants down. He was leaning against the wall while… Thomas Tallis was sucking his privy part. Thomas More who finally caught up to me stopped dead in his tracks.

"What in the devil's name is this sin?"

He then crossed himself before losing the color in his face and fainting to the floor. I immediately ran to his aid as Compton scrambled for his hose and Thomas Tallis ran in the opposite direction.

"OH MY GOD SIR THOMAS!"

I grabbed Thomas' head and started fanning him out and too my surprise he was smiling in his sleep. Well at least I knew he was alive.

"Ugh," Compton screamed, "why does the queen's whore have to ruin everything? Speaking of that I heard Charles Brandon has knocked up your sister I told you you've shouldn't have ask manwhore to bring your sister to Portugal."

I snarled. All of a sudden Thomas mumbled something barely audible. His eyes still closed still unconscious.

Compton and I looked at each other then looked back at Thomas.

"Well Compton did you hear what he said?"

Compton shrugged.

"I wouldn't be surprised if it were about Katherine! I still think it's funny Sir Thomas got her pregnant!"

I smacked him on the back of the head. He gasped in pain.

"At least it wasn't the ugly court musician!"

Suddenly I heard snickering in the hall. And descending from the darkness was Knivert.

"Hello Compton, Henry," Knivert said, "I just saw Brandon and he told me the wonderful news!"

I looked up and growled oh when Thomas woke up I was going to kill Charles Brandon. Then Thomas sighed again. The three of us who were awake started to crowd around him. I was in the middle while Knivert and Compton were on either side of me. And then Thomas More said something in his sleep to this day I still laugh about:

"Oh Katherine darling you finally brought me to Utopia!"

There was dead silence for a moment. Knivert, Compton and I looked at each other. And then the three of us busted out into laughter. I had never laughed so hard in my life. It seemed that all the troubles of the day left me except for Brandon and my sister. But anyway with that line I seemed to make light of the situation with my dear friend and my uptight ex wife. And I had to admit that line told me that Thomas More was the happiest he has been.

Of course as soon as Knivert, Compton, and I started laughing Thomas' eyes shot open. The laughter died down a little.

"Oh dear," Thomas said, "I must passed out, what is so funny?"

Compton snorted as I let out a hand to help Thomas to his feet.

"So how was your little trip to Utopia with the Queen?" Compton laughed.

Knivert, Compton and I started laughing harder. Thomas who had no idea what Compton was talking about just shrugged and giggled along with us. We tried speaking but the laughing went on for another good five minutes until…

"Um Henry," a familiar voice said.

I turned around to see Charles Brandon looking to the floor and shuffling his feet. Everyone suddenly stopped laughing including me. It was silent for a good couple of minutes and then:

"YOU MOTHER FUCKING MANWHORE!" I screamed.

As soon as said the first word Charles Brandon was already running in the opposite direction. I started running after him.

"GET BACK HERE YOU BLOODY WOMANIZER!" I screamed again.

At the corner of my eye I saw a dumbfounded Anthony Knivert and William Compton look at each other and once again pale looking Thomas More crossing himself before screaming:

"FOOLS DON'T JUST STAND THERE! WE GOT TO STOP HIM BEFORE PEOPLE'S HEADS START FALLING OFF!"

Compton then nodded his head.

"The Queen's Whore is right!" Compton yelled before he and Knivert started running after Brandon and I. "WAIT HENRY COME BACK HERE!"

Thomas was the last one who stood putting his hands on his hips.

"Ugh I AM NOT THE QUEEN'S WHORE… Oh right Harry!... HARRY WAIT!"

He took one deep breath before he started running after all of us. And then the chase was on!