Light watched as Trek ran into the kindergarten classroom, shutting the door behind her so that Gir, who was following closely behind her. Gir then burst a hole in the wall and screamed, "I DID IT!"
Kiki stepped carefully through the hole, "Good job, Gir..."
Spaz opened the door and walked in, "Idiots..."
Maz slowly followed Spaz and jumped when Star made another hole in the door. Hari hugged onto Light's arm, as usual. Everyone turned to face the teacher as he stood up from his desk. He was tall, blonde, had a white polo shirt, khaki pants, white sneakers, and a gay smile.
" class! Isn't today wonderful?" His voice was sooo gay.
"Not since you got here..." Light said flatly.
"AMERICAN CHEESE!" Squealed Gir.
"No, Gir..." Kiki said.
"Teacher...?" Trek asked, raising her hand. Spaz sat in the back quietly as Maz, unsure of what to do, was very nervous.
"Yes Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek?" The teacher asked.
"Are you gay?" Trek asked flatly.
"Wow, Trek..." Kiki said.
"Why yes," Teacher replied happily, "I am VERY happy today!"
"I'M SO PRETTY PRETTY AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNND GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!" Gir sang in response.
"Okay then..." Kiki looked at Gir and took a step away from him, afraid that whatever he had was contagous.
"No, teacher," Trek corrected, "I mean, do you like guys?"
"Of course," the teacher cheered, "I love everyone here!"
"I was gonna be subtle about it but you're obviously not getting it so I'm just gonna come straight out with it" Trek took a deep breath like a psychiatrist about to ask a serious question, "...are you a rapist?"
The teacher looked around nervously then decided to avoid the question, "...we don't use that language in this class, m'kay?"
"I can talk however the hell I want to!" Trek yelled at him, obviously trying to piss him off.
"Okay," Teacher shrugged, "you get no snack today!"
"I can just steal Gir's," Trek said bluntly.
Gir started crying, then ran over to Kiki, pulling on her sleeve, "KIKI! TREK WANNA TAKEY MAH FOOD!"
"Oh boy..." Kiki sighed, then glared at Trek, who wasn't paying attention to her.
"GIR!" Trek screamed, "SHUT UP!" That just caused him to cry louder.
"Now everyone," Teacher said, trying to calm everyone down, "Indian style on the carpet of friendship please!"
"That's retarded," Trek sighed and sat Indian style, like the teacher told her, revealing her underwear.
"I think the term is gay..." Light rolled his eyes, sitting next to her.
"Or that," Trek agreed, now sitting with her feet together, her knees spread apart, her white underwear with black lace and a bow in full view.
"Now, no language like that, please, and Trek close your legs, that's not lady like..." Teach said, getting uncomfortable with the two trouble makers.
"Fuck you," Trek said, then burped loudly, spreading her knees farther apart.
"Really?" Light questioned the teacher, "I hope you fucking die and are forever damned to hell." He smirked.
"I'm leaving this class..." Spaz muttered and walked out into the hallway to stand by the lockers and listen to music.
"Now little girls and boys shouldn't know this language..." Teacher saidnervously.
"Yeah, Trek, you just scared off your boyfriend." Kiki smirked, knowing her comment might send Trek over the edge.
"Oh really?" Light asked the teacher, "I know some in different languages too."
"HE'S NOT MY DAMN BOYFRIEND!" Trek yelled at Kiki, then backed off and muttered, "...yet..."
"I heard that Trek." Kiki said flatly as Light laughed.
"Heard what!?" Trek asked quickly, obviously hiding what she muttered and blushing intensely.
"Now, uh, be good boys and girls..." Teacher said, looking only at Light and Trek.
"Shut the fuck up you retarded ass mother fucker!" Trek yelled at the Teacher.
"Fuck you, teach." Light rolled his eyes as Gir and Kiki left quickly.
"Uh...I'll be right back!" Teacher said then quickly ran out of the classroom.
"Gaywad..." Light 'muttered' making sure that the teacher could hear it out in the hallway.
Trek's hand came out of the holosguise, revealing the metal claw of her TIR unit hand, then changing it into a buzz saw. "I'm gonna ruin his stuff," she announced, then started shredding his desk.
"Nice," Light congratulated, "I might as well set some crap on fire..."
"Set this whole hell hole on fire," Trek grinned evilly and put away her buzz saw and redisguised her hand, jumping off the desk and walking behind Light, watching as he smirked and threw gasoline on everything. He pulled a lighter out of his pocket and lit the gas on fire as Trek laughed and ran out into the hallway while he followed close behind. The teacher, not being the smartest, ran into the room while it was on fire.
"Hahaaaa! That was awesome!" Trek laughed.
Light kept a straight face, "I've seen bigger during missions," he recalled his master being a spy, "that was like a campfire to me." Trek laughed in amusement as the teacher ran around the room screaming before passing out in a corner. Seeing Trek laugh almost made Light laugh, but he stopped himself in mid-laugh.
Hari walked out of the bathroom with Kiki, where they had gone to talk instead of being dragged into the trouble Light and Trek, partners in crime, had caused.
"What we miss...?" Hari asked, her grammer bad as always, wondering why Trek was laughing and Light almost laughed. She had never seen him laugh, until now when he burst out laughing.
"They set the class on fire..." Spaz said, unamused by their childishness. Hari's eyes widened in fear as she ran into the bathroom and cried. Kiki ran after her.
"What a sissy," Light laughed, "I don'ts ee how she could have handled any of the missions we would have had."
"Light, leave her alone," Spaz ordered, "I bet you're scared of stuff too."
"What is there to be scared of after you've seen more horrific things than the average person?" Light smirked, being full of himself.
"I'm not afraid of anything!" Trek lied, knowing her fears were pathetic and that if Spaz found out, he would think of her as pathetic.
"I'm sure you're not, Trek..." Spaz rolled his eyes, seeing through Trek's lie.
"What are you guys scared of?" Trek asked.
"Nothing." Light smirked confidently.
"Whatever!" Trek didn't believe him.
"Well, what are you two afraid of?" Light asked, directing the attention off of himself.
"I'd rather not say," Spaz said, knowing he had fears, just not willing to admit them.
"I just said nothing!" Trek smirked, sitting indian style on the floor.
Light just looked away, knowing he had to admit it sometime or another, "My...fear doesn't matter...it will never happen again..."
"Ha, that's sad when guys are scared to admit their fear, while a girl," Trek pointed to herself, "has no fear at all."
"Yeah, right," Light rolled his eyes, "I bet you're scared of something stupid, like mud."
Trek just stood there in shock, was he psychic!? "NO!" Trek squealed, trying to deny it.
Light smirked, "I was so right."
"YOU WEREN'T RIGHT!" Trek screamed, jumping up and pointing her finger at him.
"Calm down, Trekkie." Spaz said, trying to end the fighting. This just caused Trek to sit back down, her face a dark pink.
"I was definately right," Light said, starting to get cocky.
"Don't make me kill you..." Trek said flatly, trying to keep her anger down.
"Bring it." Light smirked, sticking her tounge out at her.
That pushed Trek over the edge, "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!" She jumped up, her hand turning into a buzz saw and jumped at him, aiming for his throat. Light dodged and pushed her, causing her to trip. She quickly got up, but he punched her as she blocked it, then kicked him where it hurt, but he dodged it and twisted her arm, causing her to scream so high pitched that the window broke.
"Knock it off!" Spaz yelled, getting inbetween the two and accidentally pushed Trek into a mud puddle that happened to be inside the school.
She wiped the mud from her eyes and saw the mud on her hand, then saw it covering her entire body. She just stared at it in horror, then screamed, breaking more windows and even the mirrors in the bathroom. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" she screamed, jumping out of the puddle and freaking out trying to get the mud off, only to smear more on.
"See?" Light laughed, "Totally right." Spaz just glared at Light and then used his ice powers to freeze Light to the lockers.
"SCREW YOU LIGHT!" Trek screamed, still trying to get the mud off and failing. Spaz then came over, froze the mud, then scraped it all off, just as the ice melted off of Light.
"Screw you too, Trek," Light smirked.
Trel sat ont he ground, her breath heavy and jagged from so much screaming. "You okay?" Spaz asked her.
"Yeah, I'm fine," Trek said, trying to steady her breath, then added, "I'm so not afraid of mud."
Spaz smiled warmly at her, "I'm sure, Trekkie." That nickname, Trekkie, it caused Trek to blush every time she heard it, or even imagined Spaz's voice saying it.
"Sure," Light rolled his eyes, "I totally believe you."
Spaz glared at Light, "Light, go away...you annoy me."
"Good," Light smirked.
Trek growled then yelled at Light, "HE SAID GO THE FUCK AWAY!"
He just smiled, "Good for you."
"DOM'T MAKE ME GET UP AND KICK YOUR ASS!"
"Oh, I'm soooo scared!" Light laughed. Trek then jumped up and tackled Light, jumping ontop of him and punching him in the face.
"Trekkie, calm down." Spaz grabbed Trek by the shoulders, pulling her off of him, then shooting Light with a blast of ice, causing him to fly down the hallway.
"SHIT!" Light yelled, instinctively turning into the animal he was programmed to be, being a spy's SIR unit he turns into an animal as a disguise or to help in a fight, his happened to be...
"Wow...a hummingbird?" Trek asked, "Soooooooooooo scary!"
"That's...wow, that's sad..." Spaz shook his head.
Just then, to get his revenge, Light pecked Trek's head then flew barely above Trek's reach. "DAMMIT YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" she shrieked, causing Trek to start laughing.
Back in the classroom, poor little Maz was stuck crying under the desk. "This is it...oh well, maybe someone will care enough to help...probably not...I'm nothimg more than a tool..."
"Hey, birdy," Trek said, remembering something, "we forgot Maz in the fire..."
Light chirped, "Fuck you, who cares." He then pecked her again.
"Well someone has to save him..." Trek looked back and forth between the burning classroom and the others. She then ran to the bathroom, grabbed Hari, and shoved her into the burning classroom.
Hari started screaming and crying histarically, then noticed Maz curled up in a ball. She ran to him, hiding under the desk with him, still crying as Maz went into some kind of hibernation mode.
"M-Maz...?" Hari whimpered, waiting for Maz to respond, but he didn't. "Maz!?" She called again, finally waking him up.
"What...?" He asked flatly.
"I want to get out of here..." she whispered softly.
"Well we're not going to!" Maz replied harsly, "We're going to die, okay!? Get used to the idea."
Hari thought about dying, and just thinking of the word made her scared for her own life, she whimpered then started to cry, loud and high-pitched, causing the roof to cave in, part of it landing on Maz. Hari screamed, grabbed Maz, and ran through the fire, and out into the hallway, breaking down and crying when she gets there.
Maz opened his eyes, realizing what just happened. "Hari...why?" He asked, "Youc ould have just left me there..." He wasn't heard through her tears. "I guess it's too late to go back in." He then realizes his arm was on fire, and shook it off. Hari suddenly jumped up, ran into the bathroom, and curled up in the sink to cry.
"Well, thanks to me, you're safe!" Trek grinned, doing a heroic pose.
"Who cares?" Maz asked bluntly, "You shouldn't have."
Light was now back in his human form, "Well, someone's being...a little different than usual."
Maz just shrugged it off.
Then an announcement came over the intercom, "I need Light to come to the office, please." then it made the annoying static noise that it always made after the announcement ended. Light groaned and walked back down the hallway.
"What now?" Trek asked, looking toward Spaz.
"I don't know, I'm going to first grade, see what it's like there." Spaz then walked off. Trek shrugged and walked into the bathroom, leaving Maz to run into the boys' bathroom.
Trek found Hari still crying in the sink with Kiki patting her back. "Calm down, Hari, the fire's out." Trek hopped up onto the sink, fixing her eyeliner.
Kiwi walked into the bathroom, "Ha, Light's going to the Jr. Hi Skool!" She burst out laughing.
"Wow, that's hilarious!" Trek laughed along with Kiwi.
"Well I think he deserved to go there for lighting the room on fire! The teachers there will probabaly give him detention in less than five minutes." Kiki said, though you have to admit, she had a point.
"Light trouble!" Hari pouted, still mad at Light for setting the classroom on fire and leaving Maz in there.
"Well, we have to do something for the rest of the day." Trek said.
"I'm staying here." She pulled out a shoelace, which both sides had been tied together to form a loop. She started wraping it around her hands and putting her fingers through it until she got a shape, a box with two x's in it. "Who knows how to play Cat's Cradle?"
Trek smiled and scooted over toward Kiwi, pinching the two x's and putting them under the sides and around until the strings were on her hands.
"Are you just gonna do that all day?" Kiki asked.
Kiwi had the string and all it was was a box with two other lines in it, "Dammit! This is where I always screw up!" She yelled, forgetting what to do here.
"Sheesh, no need to yell," Trek smiled as she did the correct move, leading Kiwi through the rest.
"Well Hari and I aren't wasting our time." Kiki hopped down from the sink, "Come on, Hari." Hari followed as they walked out to go to another kindergarten class, Gir falling from the cieling outside the bathroom to join them.
The rest of the day was completely eventless other than the fact that Trek, Kiki, and Gir were sent to the Jr Hi Skool fighting. Gir took Trek's cookie, Trek hit Gir, Kiki tried to break it up, they all got in trouble. Good thing Skool had started on a Thursday and they only had one day left of Skool...but they didn't know what danger had lied ahead...