vhii peple! her is ur chapter! im getin realy fats at riting! aslo i no i was not relly talkin much at da beginin of mi bok, but now im tryna be niecer and more... 'persunel'. (dats what mr jonson calld it!) aslso, doez any1 else stil like mcr? i no they fel apart a feu years aggo. (datt is 'smal talkk' nd its supposd to 'engaj convrsashun', mr jonnson fanci words agan!)
me nd drakowent bak up to da cassle. (hugwarz)
"omg ur bak' sed dumbelbur! 'ualmots missd da laest task! its abot to statr, get int o ur tripissard cotsum!"
i got into da costum! dere was a tite blak rubber one pece batthin suit dat went on over red fishnez and sum arm fishnets. nd thne a biggg dimond neklase! nd my har was red, al red. da shos were really big shini black pumps. i stiled my har, stratened it nd put it in a hi ponytal. da bottom of da ponital reeched da backs of mi nees. it was parti posin red! and i had on a buncha braslets and ringns, all black silver wit gold.
"u will swim!' sed dumdmemeper. 'u will get da treasur from unda da sea. da firts to get da tersur, gets to keep it, ND win da whole tornamnet!"
den, everyon stated swimin under da sea!
i swammd for ten minutes unda da water, den, i culdnt beleve mi eys!
DER WAS SPUNJBOB ND HIS PINABPLE, IN DA LEEST EXPECTD PLALCE!
UNDA DA SEEEEEEE!
lline brek! idk how 2 duit tho!
hallo spunjbob" i sed! spungbob was sexi, we was all sponji and his SPUNJ THINGY was hueg! cuz sponjues dont were clohhin!
"hallo' he sed wif a sexi british acenT!
'omg spunchbob has a sexi british acent!" i sed. 'o ya hav u seen da tresur?'
'yes i wil give it 2 u for freeeee... if u...'
'duit wif me!'
'o yes' i sed'ur sexi i will do it wif u, haha!'
den, we did it! spungbob was so GOOD, mmm!
he gave me da tesrusE!
'ty' i sed, den, swam up outa da waater and den,
''DIMOND RUBI ROS DEATH ALEN ENTET BARBI LAREL SMIF wins da CHALLENG!1"
OOMG! I YELD!
dont u think spujbob is so cute? xd