A/N:as per chapter one. Possible spoilers for PotC:DMC
I own no aspect of Pirates of the Caribbean. (Flannelette: nobody does it better, makes me feel sad for the rest.)
The Adventures of Flannelette the Pirate Maiden:21
A dog is for life...
At last, fair Flannelette
And Co.
Have reached
Their cliff-top goal;
But peril still awaits them
As the Islanders fight back.
They flee like giant hamsters,
In a giant hamster ball,
And are joined in their retreat
By a be-skewered Captain Jack.
Dog-with-key,
And comrades,
Reach the same
Lush palm-fringed shore.
They spy the Black Pearl waiting,
Like a long-lost pirate mate.
They watch their pirate Captain
Do a brisk four minute mile,
And all attempts at
Dignity and calm disintegrate.
And dog-with-key
Barks bravely
At the angry,
Hungry mob;
He knows he's been abandoned
To his canine destiny.
His former pirate friends have fled
And left him all alone.
(Let's hold a minute's silence
For that noble dog-with-key.)
Now, Will and Jack
At last sit down,
To figure out
The plot.
Will would like Jack's lovely compass;
Jack needs help to find a key.
They sigh and think of Lizzie
In her cold, dank prison cell;
Aware, that if they fail,
How short and damp her life might be
Wise Flannelette
Thinks otherwise;
Her friend just won't
Sit still.
She's bound to make a prison break,
Assisted by her dad.
And at that very moment,
She might be on board a ship;
Disguised quite unconvincingly,
In breeches, as a lad.
~o~
to be continued...
Could Flannelette possibly be correct in her predictions?
Is dog-with-key truly doomed?