"yes, yes I did take my vitamins , no mom I'm not under prozac anymore, what? but mom, ..."Oliver had a painful expression on his face, he pulled away from the phone, he could hear his mother's screams from distance
"but mom, I can't take her, well, I teach, I don't have time for her"
"no, I won't take her to class, no, I won't hide her under the teacher's table! for Merlin!"
"no, yeah, that's fine, no mom, I don't want to hear about your sickness, ewww mom, no, mother that is gross...no I don't have menstruation mother I'm a guy, yes, I understand your PMS, but mom, I can't, I just can't take her!"
Luna snickered hearig the conversation, she could very well imagine what his mother was telling Oliver
"but mom she's evil!"Oliver cried
"oh yeah I bet she's dying to see me, she's dying to come and make my life hell with her pranks"
"I'm not blaming her, she did it, she dyed my hair pink for Melin's sake!"
"well, yeah,she's only eight, but too damn smart to do that!"
Luna chuckled, trying to controle her laughter, Oliver glared at her, Luna pretended to be scared "oh no!" she muttered
"you know what fine, fine I'll take her,but it will be your fault if the next time you see me my hair is purple, my legs are depilated and I've lost my di-.. .mom?mom?are you there?"
Oliver sighed and hanged the phone
"she's coming tomorrow and I have to pick her up at 8 AM"Oliver sighed
Luna grinned "relax, it will all be ok"
"no it won't, you don't know her, she's the devil incarnated!she used to hide my broom and my little quidditch cards"
"oh, it's all like that muggle movie, hey have you searched for a sequence of sixes on her skull?"Luna said excitedly "we may have found the daughter of the devil!"
"it's just a saying , it's a good idea though"
"it's fine, really, you'll live"
"Luna, I'm scared!"Oliver pouted
Luna tapped him on the shoulder
Next morning Oliver's little sister came down from the plain, she was short, thin and had brown hair combined with those innocent blue eyes,if only she was innocent at all
'yeah right'Oliver rolled his eyes, the girl ran to his arms expecting Oliver to catch her,which he didn't,making her mad, Oliver smirked
"so how was your trip Olivia?"he asked pretending to sound concerned
"oh it was awful,but it's better now that I'm with you!"Olivia said and hugged Oliver very tight,a mischievious smirk forming
Oliver hugged her back very tight and smirked "oh yeah,sis!"he squezzed her tighter,until she could barely breath, he then dropped her
Olivia started to talk and talk and talk,something she knew Oliver found incredibly annoying
Oliver cut her off
"whatever,lets get to the point, why are you here?"
Olivia smirked and looked at him innocently
"I just wanted to spend some time with you brother" she pouted
"bullshit!"Oliver said"what do you want?"
"nothing,I just want to spend time with you Ollie"
Oliver narrowed his eyes "listen kid,I'm gonna find out what you're up to and when I do I'm gonna"
"your id please?" Filch asked
"oh come on Filch you know me Oliver Wood, I teach here!"
Olivia giggled
Oliver glared at her
"fine"Oliver sighed and looked inside his pocket, he grabbed his id and showed it to Filch, Filch looked steady, until he bursted out of laughing
He pointed at the id
"that-that's you?" he said between giggles
Oliver nodded "yes, now can I come in"
"no, because that isn't you obviously"
"yes it is, I know I'm too handsome now, but that's me, I swear over my still-inside-my-closet firebolt"
"yeah, right, sure, I'm gonna call McGonagall and well see"
"fine, well see!"Oliver yelled
"calm down Ollie, calm down that temper of yours"Olivia said mockingly
"oh, I'll show you MY REAL temper" Oliver tried to grab Olivia's arm, but Filch stopped him
"no violence or child abuse, because I would have to report you"
"but you always used to hunt us down when something happened to Mrs Norris!"
"don't you dare to speak about Mrs Norris with your filthy mouth!" Filch yelled Oliver in the face, and heck the guy needed some mints
"looks like someone is in love" Olivia said
Oliver giggled at his sister's comment
Filch looked about to slap Olivia, but Oliver stepped in front of him
"no violence or child abuse remember?"
Filch scowled and left to look for McGonagall
Oliver turned to his sister, she had been unsualy quiet , he saw her chewing something
"what are you eating?"he asked suspiciously
"nwodwingw"
"what?Olivia opne your mouth now"
"fine" she did as she was told and Oliver saw a pair of gingers,or what was left of them
"Olivia drop that"
"ok"Olivia spit the gingers right on Oliver's pants
"gross!"Oliver yelled
Olivia grinned
"you're gonna pay for this Olivia" he said, but he saw McGonagall coming, and perhaps it wouldn't be such a nice scene to punish Olivia right there
"what is it Argus?"
"it's this kid saying he's Oliver Wood"Filch explained, McGonagall turned to look at Oliver
"but if it's him" she said
"I don't think so, look at this"Filch showed McGonagall the id, and they bursted out of laughing
"no,no that, it can't be, this, Oliver Wood!"McGonagall said
"ha,ha yes it is, that's me"Oliver said annoyed
"I don't believe this"
"perhaps with less weight, you take away those fat cheeks, and then well, it kinda looks like him" McGonagall said
"what?what?"Olivia said jumping around
"oh but look at this cutie!" McGonagall said looking at Olivia
Oliver rolled his eyes
"look at those eyes and those colored cheeks!"
Olivia pretended to blush
"when did you have her? is Katie here?" McGonagall asked "you didn't take her to the Spring Ball, you took that Jessica"
"I beg your pardon?she's not mine, well, she's mine, but she's not my daughter, she's my sister"
"oh!"McGonagall looked surprised
"when did you plan on me to have her, at age 12?"Oliver frowned "and Katie and I didn't even date"
"you didn't?"
"no she had that thing over Marcus Flint remember?"
"oh yeah, fangs!"Filch said "he does need a dentist"
"oh well, I have to say, those wrinkles on your forehead do not help at all"
"yeah, you're becoming wrinkled"Filch said
"shut up"Oliver said and touched his forehead 'if I ever have wrinkles it will be over this girl' he thought Oliver yawned "whatever,can we get in now?"
"for Merlin, that's Oliver younger!"Olivia yelled and giggled
Oliver turned red 'she's not gonna forget this'he thought
"whatever"
"come in Mr Wood, and Miss Wood too"
Olivia giggled,and walked inside along with Oliver, from the outside you could hear her giggles and her insane questions about how Oliver grew so tall and so slim