Me: This is very strange...Who did it?
Emily: Look, he started it--
Sasuke: You agreed!! I--
Emily: He made me chug--
Sasuke: You put that bottle in your hand!!!
Tsunade: THAT WAS MY SAKE!!! NOW YOU DIE!!!!!
Emily and Sasuke: HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Chapter Twenty One
"You handled this pretty well," Tsunade said, poking one of the frozen captives with her toe.
"Well it isn't like they put up much of a fight," Hinata said, cracking her knuckles for emphasis. Kenisha and Lee nodded, grinning wildly.
Tsunade nodded. "Alright, we'll put them back into jail and you guys can go home--" Kenisha gasped.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN "AND YOU GUYS CAN GO HOME"?! AREN'T WE GETTING PAID?!!"
"No, hadn't I said on Halloween night that this mission was a punishment? You aren't getting paid. Now go home before I go there and kill your cousin and her boyfriend." Tsunade seemed to be straining not to do just that, her fists shaking.
"Which ones?"
"Emily and Sasuke."
"Why?"
"You'll see when you get there." The color drained from Kenisha's face.
"Oh HELL NO!!! C'mon guys, we've got to go!!!" Kenisha grabbed Hinata and Lee on the wrist and practically dragged them to the Hyuga compound.
Emily was snuggling into the crook of Sasuke's neck when Kenisha burst through the door, pouring light into the room.
"Mmmm...," Emily murmurred, burying her face deeper under the covers and into Sasuke's neck.
They saw sake bottles were littering the floor as Hinata and Lee followed Kenisha inside. When their eyes fell upon the bed, they gasped. There was white stuff all over it.
"You don't think--?"
"I hope not...Kenisha-chan?"
"I'm going to find out, though I hope its not what I'm thinking," Kenisha whispered, pulling the blanket off the two...and immediately sheilding her eyes.
"Lee-kun, you better shut your f--king eyes!!"
"I am," Lee yelled, his eyes covered by his headband and his hands.
"Emi-chan...it's freezing...put the blanket back on..." Sasuke was reaching for the blanket that had slipped off the bed, but couldn't grasp it.
"Sasu-kun...that wasn't me." Emily blinked a couple times, waking up. She looked at the blanket, which was hanging off the edge of the bed, at her shocked cousin, and then at herself and Sasuke. It took a minute for her to put two and two together.
"HOLY HELL, THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!!!" She got the sheet on the bed and flung it over herself, blushing even more than Hinata was.
"AND I THOUGHT AFTER HALLOWEEN YOU WOULDN'T TRY ANYTHING, BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG!!" Kenisha stomped around the bed and put her face up to a sleeping Sasuke's ear.
"SASUKE, YOU LAZY ASS WHORE, GET OUT OF THAT MOTHER F--KIN' BED, RIGHT NOW!!!" He awoke immediately and saw Kenisha's angry face and then turned over and saw Emily's embarassed one. He got the gist quicker than she did.
"Oh...My...God...IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!" He hastily covered his naked body with a thin sheet, but it made a large tent over him. (Emily: You can guess why...Mmmmmm Me: Stop moaning, Jesus Christ!!!)
"IT WAS BOTH YOUR GOD DAMN FAULTS, YOU HORMONE-CRAZED BITCHES!!!!"
As the three were arguing, Hinata was shaking in rage. They had done these shameful acts in her bedroom. She cleared her throat and they stopped arguing and gave her their full attention.
"You do realize that this is my bedroom. And you do realize that all of your f--king cum and womanly juices are now absorbed into my favorite bedspread-"
Emily and Sasuke gave each other sheepish looks and stared back at Hinata in horror as Chakra filled the room and circled around Hinata's shaking and angry form. "
And I hope you realize by now, you have five seconds to get out of here before I f--king kill you!!"
Emily and Sasuke's eyes widened in fear as they rushed out of the bedroom, clothes billowing out of their hands.
"Serves those bitches right, am I right gu- Guys?"
Kenisha and Lee were digging their fingernails into their heads trying to gouge the images out.
"IT BURNS ANY BRAIN CELLS THAT I HAVE LEFT!!!!"
"AND IT KILLS ANY OF MY INNOCENCE THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN TAKEN FROM ME!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"You guys," Hinata said, bending down to help them.
"I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD ME, KENISHA-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"THE LIGHT, IT IS CALLING ME...IT SAYS, "ITS OKAY, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT, COME TO ME." I'M GOING WITH IT, MOMMY..."
"WOULD YOU BOTH SHUT THE HELL UP, IT ISN'T LIKE YOU SAW JIRAIYA APPLYING A CONDOM OR SOMETHING!!!!!! GET A F--KING GRIP!!!!!"
"YEAH, AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I DON'T LOOK THAT BAD NAKED!! SO GET OUT OF YOUR F--KING ROOM!!!"
To sum it all up, Emily and Sasuke were trying to convince Lee and Kenisha to get out of their room.
"WE'RE NOT COMING OUT OF HERE UNTIL YOU ADMIT THAT YOU SCARRED OUR INNNOCENT MINDS FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!!"
"SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN INNOCENT KENISHA??!"
"IF YOU ALL DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP, I'M GOING GLUE YOU TO TRAINING POLE AND PLAY "TARGET PRACTICE" ON YOUR ASSES, SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"
"NEVER!!!!!!!!!!"
TenTen got up from her comfy spot on the couch, turned the mute on the TV, and paused the movie House of Flying Daggers for the seventh time. Emily and Sasuke grimaced as TenTen walked toward the door that Kenisha and Lee were hiding behind, taking out a senbon.
"If you want something done, you have to do it yourself. Hey guys, I'm coming in," she said through the door, clicking the lock. TenTen took a step in and found a bunch of weird tear drops on the floor. She took another look around the room and saw Kenisha's ponytail and Lee's foot poking out from underneath the curtain. She headed toward it, smirking.
"I know you're over there, so don't try and hide," TenTen said, the tear drops converging into a large ball of water. She didn't notice it, for it was behind her.
Emily looked over her shoulder and gasped.
"TenTen, those are--" She was too late, the ball opened and sucked her in.
"GOT YOU, BITCH," Kenisha and Lee yelled from behind the curtain. Then they realized who was in the ball.
"Sorry," Kenisha said, stopping the jutsu and letting TenTen fall to the floor, making it wet. TenTen dusted some invisible dust off her lap and stood up.
"You're really lucky that you're a sister to me," TenTen mutterd, walking toward Kenisha and holding her head up so she could look at her face.
"Just because you saw Emily and Sasuke in Hinata's room after they had sex doesn't mean you have to hide in fear of it. In case you don't remember, you two were close to having sex at the Land of Waves, so I wouldn't be talking." She got up and left, not before saying "Told you," to Emily.
"How big was he?"
"How was it?!"
"WOULD YOU BOTH STOP ASKING ME BEFORE I F--KING KILL YOU!!!!!" Emily was getting poked and prodded with questions from Ino and Sakura about her sex with Sasuke while Sasuke hid underneath the bed he shared with Emily with bombs planted around the entrance.(Me: Holy shit, dude!! Why is he doing that? Emily: I should be down there with him. Me: Why? Emily: Because now his fangirls are pissed.)
"Seriously, could you stop yelling? I'm having a f--king migraine, and I'm not afraid to use that stimulus to kick your asses with a Water jutsu like I did with half the village yesterday(Me: I didn't type that back up but you'll hear it mentioned a lot through out the chapter or something.)."
"So?"
"So back the f--k off and shut the hell up," Kenisha moaned, leaning on Lee for support as she grasped her waist in pain. "God damn cramps are gonna be the f--king death of me," she muttered.
Sakura scoffed. "Cramps aren't that bad, so get it together. I mean seriously, you can survive burning knives of death and a poison slash to the neck but you can't take cramps?! What the he--"
"Not so loud, Sakura-san. You are drawing attention to yourself, and Kenisha-chan has fallen asleep," Lee said, lifting up his girlfriend and dashing off to his house. Sakura stared blankly after them.
"Why the hell does he do that? I mean, he just lifts her up and whoosh! they're off faster than you can say, "Look Mommy, it's Elmo!!" Damn...chivalrist bastard..."
Everyone backed away slowly from Sakura as she continued her ranting.
"God damn organization: We've lost a mother f--kin' S-class crminal here!! And let's not forget that Itachi and that Kimochi bitch are in the Konoha slammer right now. By the way, how the hell are we going to get them back now?!!" The Tsuchikage was sitting upon his "throne", barking orders to the other Akatsuki members and Iwa ninja.
"We're mobilizing in three months people!! We need to get these things done now that way we can monitor their progress and fine tweak our plan when we find a change!! Hurry up or I'm killing you!!!" He collasped back into his hard-backed chair when Zetsu morphed out of the floor.
"Sir, we have a report. There is a break in Konoha's defenses that will only be available to us for two days--"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa-Two days?!" The Tsuchikage stared incredulously at him. Zetsu nodded and continued.
"Yes, two days. Their Hokage is down with a case of intense alcohol-related migraines and her assistant has been out periodically for what we believe as helping her boyfriend off his feet." At this, the white side of Zetsu smirked. The black side of Zetsu continued...again.
"And in the ANBU of course, Hermione is helping Itachi make short work of them; his eyes are back. That leads to yet another batch of good news. One of our little Kimochi targets is on her menstrual period and was destroying half the village a day ago. The fire twin had a sexual liason with Itachi's brother and is drawing more attention to them than to the attack about to occur. We think that for this plan to work we need to take action in about two days, more or less." The Tsuchikage stared blankly at him.
"Two days?!! We can't be ready in that amount of time!!! We don't have the supplies, the data, or the ninja--"
"We will always have the ninja, Lord Tsuchikage. And besides, we thought that we had taken care of the supplies problem back at the Hidden Sound Village." Tsuchikage slapped his head in relief, then turned his attention to the ninja before him.
"ALRIGHT, YOU HEARD THE CRIMINAL!!! WE ATTACK KONOHA AT DAWN TOMMOROW!!!"
A little before dawn tomorrow
Everyone was sleeping peacefully in their beds, snoring and breathing softly. That is except at Lee's house, where Kenisha tossed and turned and clawed and grasped during her nightmare. But that wasn't the worst: She screamed too.
"NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! LEE-KUN, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, ITS NOT WORTH IT!!! Stupid barrier-YOU'RE ALL I HAVE LEFT!!! DON'T GO!!!! Get the hell out of my way, Water Style: Vortex Prison!-LEE-KUN!!!!!!! I CAN'T LOSE YOU TOO!!!"
Lee woke up abruptly, drenched in water from Kenisha's jutsu and tried to calm her down. "Kenisha-chan, I am right here, next to you...everything is okay..." Lee put a warm hand on her forehead and Kenisha stopped. Her dark brown eyes shot open, full of sadness, little rivers of tears steaming down her face. She embraced him and Lee wrapped his arms around her.
"What happened," Lee asked softly, rubbing her back as she shook. Kenisha's grip tightened on Lee's shoulders.
"We were fighting against him; it was dark, he was winning. Emily, Katie, TenTen and everyone, they weren't there...they were dead..." Lee gasped.
Kenisha shuddered, took a deep breath, and continued. "We were the only ones left, there were too many ninja...and then you wanted to take them on by yourself, but I wouldn't let you...you kissed me goodbye and then stepped into the darkness. I tried to follow you, but we were separated by ninja and a large blanket of black nothingness. Then I heard you scream..." Kenisha buried herself deeper into his chest, making him wetter and he gripped her tighter.
"Kenisha-chan, no one can ever take me away from you. I will always be here, with you." He pointed at her heart and kissed her forehead.
"Lee-kun..." Kenisha murmurred, drifting back to sleep. Lee smiled, laying her back down on her pillow. He was almost lulled to sleep by her breathing until he sensed something outside. He looked out his window, peering out at a small light not too far away.
'No one should be up yet,' he thought, and, careful not to wake Kenisha up, he crawled out of the bed. He grabbed a dry shirt from his closet and went back to the window, unlocking it and jumping out. He ran to the light and fell upon a torch attached to a large tree.
"Why would this be here," he asked himself, looking around. He heard a rustling behind him and hid in some bushes behind the tree. Two older shinobi, one of them carrying a bloodied man over his shoulder, came into the light.
"I wish that the actual fighting would start now," said the one with the dead man and slumped the body on the ground, spraying blood on the ground.
"Yeah," said the other. "An attack on a village is suposed to be an attack, not a stake-out!!"
"I know-" A low horn blared over the sleeping village. "-That's the boss! Let's go!!" The two ninja disappeared in the darkness. Lee stared after them in horror but regained control of his body after a minute.
'They are going to attack!!! I must warn the others!!!!' He ran back the way he came and jumped through the window, landing softly on the bed. This action stirred Kenisha.
"Kenisha-chan, you must wake and get ready. There is an attack."
Me: Oooooo...cliffhanger!!
Emily: You said that last time.
TenTen: Shut up and help me pick up my 1 trillion+ weapons arsenal, cuz you two made the mess while I went grocery shopping with Neji.
Emily and Me: Fine...Lee!!! Sasuke!!!
Sasuke and Lee: 'runs over' Yes ladies?
Emily and Me: 'puppy eyes' Could you please pick these up? Thanks!!! 'run off'
Sasuke and Lee: 'looks at the weapons' Ahhh God...
Everyone: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!