Okay so the entire cast just left on me so i recatsed everyone at the last second. Here's the new cast.
The Beast - Alex Loius Armstrong
Belle - Pinako ( She didn't care about getting payed okay?.!)
Lumiarie or however you spell it - Envy
Bill Cosby - Itachi Uchiha
Gaston - Sesshomaru-sama
La foo - Kirby
Frank schmitzel ('cuz he IS gonna make another appearance sometime) - Voldemort
And that's the new cast. Hopefully I'll be able to get our old cast back soon. (sighs)
Well, on with the chapter...I guess -,-
"EEK! What should we do?!?" screamed some random drunk guy.
"YA! What should we do Lord sesshomaru?" another person yelled/asked.
Sessy glanced around at all the people. What to do..? What to do...?
Kirby then had an idea, but since he couldn't say anything, he didn't. If only Kirby had the ability to speak! For this idea, would have brought about world peace! An end to world hunger! It would surely lead Mankind into a new, brighter future!
Anyways, sessy then got an idea. Sure, this was nothing like LA KIRBYS idea, but it was still okay.
"I say we KILL THE BEAST!" he roared. The crowd yelled back in agreement. Kirby turned on some music. Sesshomaru jumped up on the Bar.
"The beast will make off with your children!
He'll come after them in the night!
We're not safe until his head is mounted on my wall!
Right by the other animal heads would look nice i think.
Oh but I'm getting off topic.
I SAY WE KILL THE BEAST!" sesshomaru sang. The crowd pulled out random pitchforks, torchs, and one little boy name tiny tim whipped out a huge machine gun. He began to foam from the mouth, but nobody noticed this so who really cares?
Sessy continued singing:
"We're not safe until he's dead!
He'll come stalking us at night!
Set to sacrifice our children to his monstoruous appetite!
He'll wreak Havoc (lol) on our village if we let him wander free!"
sesshomaru took a deep breath.
"So It's time to take some action boys!
IT'S TIME TO FOLOW MEEEE!" he sang, louder then before.
The crowd all whooped with delight, and they easily tore down the walls of the bar. Later, this event would be on channel five news.
Everyone looked around at the destroyed bar. oops.
"uh...WE CAN FIX THAT LATER!" sessy cried gallently. The crowd screamed once again in agreement.
Kirby then decdied that later he would write a RoyXEd fanfic. Stupid kirby.
Sessy lead the mob through town and into the woods.
"Through the Mist
Through the Woods
Through the darkness and the shadows,
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride (kinda like a roller coaster but not really)
Say a prayer, then we're there!
At a drawbridge of a castle!"
sessy was interrupted by some random jerk.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW IF IT EVEN LIVES IN A CASTLE?!" he yelled.
sessy sighed.
" Who cares? Can we just move on? where was I...? Oh yeah!"
"and there's soemthing truly terrible inside!
It's a beast!
He's got fangs! Razor sharp ones!
Massive paws! Killer claws for the feast!
Hear him roar! See him foam! (kinda like tiny tim but less ferocious)
But we're not coming home! Till' he's dead!
Good and dead!
KILL THE BEAST!
Light your torch! Mount your horse!
Screw your courage to the sticking place! (wtf does THAT mean anyways?)"
Kirby took out some papers and began to balance his check book.
Then, The mob started to sing IN PERFECT UNISION. God knows HOW they managed to pull THAT off.
"We're counting on Sessy to lead the way!
Through the mist! Through the wood!
Were within' a haunted castle (or whatever type of house said beast resides in)
Somethings lurking that you don't see ev'ry day!
It's a beast!
One as tall as a mountain!
We won't rest! Till he's good and deceased!
Sally forth! Tally ho! What the hell are we even talking about here?
I don't know! I don't know! We are absoulutly crazy!
But slinkos getting off topic again!
Grab a sword! Grab a bow!
Praise The lord and here we go!
We don't like what we can't understand!
And the beast is mysterious at least!
Bring your guns! Bring your knives!
Save your children and your wives! We'll save our children and our lives!
WE'LL KILL THE BEAST!" They sang triumphantly.
Sesshomaru looked around proudly at his army...mob...gang...thing. He smirked.
"Very good my followers! But before we kill the beast we have to file these tax papers!" he exclaimed.
A great moan could be heard from the crowd. Nobody liked taxes.
Some random hobo walked up to Sessy.
"How long do you expect this to take?" he asked. Sessy rubbed his chin.
"About one to two chapters at the most." he guessed. The hobo sighed and walked away.
yawn! It's ABOUT TIME this fanfic picked up some pace! I mean, JESUS!
la la la la la. I'm glad I don't have to file tax papers for two whole chapters.
um...moop. I have a mild headache. It's annoying. uh...hey whoa. Itachi (bill cosby) didn't have a single line for the entire chapter. well, he was ...uh...BUYING AN ICE CREAM CONE! yeah...
Go reveiw you filthy snarf toads.