Title: How to keep a chick!

Rating: I'm gonna give this one an M…

Pairing: Lita/Trish… Ashley/Maria

Disclaimer: Still don't own anything or anyone… ermm… no one was harmed in the making on this fanfic… please don't sue me… please :-/

Summary: Sequel to "how to woo a chick again" which was the sequel to "how to woo a chick 101"… Ashley's acting kinda suspicious and Maria with the help of Amy tries to figure out what's going on… FEMSLASH… if you don't like femslash… I wouldn't suggest you read this!

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Amy couldn't help but laugh. The look on Ashley's face was one of complete shock, coupled with unadulterated rage. She knew she had given up the pretense by laughing but they had planned to trick Ashley and by the look on her face, they had certainly done just that. Maria couldn't help it. She broke down laughing too and soon out from the shower curtain popped the head of Jeff Hardy who had been hiding behind it, also in hysterics.

Ashley's expression soon turned to one of annoyance.

"Very funny guys!" She said, clearly not amused by the situation. That seriously wasn't funny. Not only had she been devastated because she actually thought her girlfriend had been cheating on her, she had also be devastated because she thought she was going to have to tell her best-friend what she had witnessed her fiancé doing with her girlfriend on the night before their wedding.

"You gotta admit that was funny Ash" Jeff said, unable to control his laughter.

Amy and Maria had made it look they were the most compromising situation they could be in without actually being in a compromising position and when Ashley had asked what the hell was going on, Maria had replied with a very hesitant "She was showing me a wrestling hold…". Seriously, how could someone not find that funny?

"Whatever!" Ashley said, cracking a small smile. They really had got her good.

"You know… maybe you should take some acting lessons from your girlfriend… She's awesome!" Amy said.

Ashley rolled her eyes. If she and Amy didn't usually go out of their way to insult each other then she'd definitely have been offended.

"Maybe you should like go call your girlfriend or something before she runs off again!" Ashley countered.

"Ouch…" Amy said, feigning a wounded expression. "Well if mine runs off then I'll just have to steal yours…" She added, her usual smirk returning.

Ashley chuckled.

"Whatever" She said, clearly defeated. "Is there a real reason you guys are in my hotel room or were you just here to be assholes?" She asked.

"Actually… there is a reason…." Amy said.

"Well… what is it?" Ashley asked, a bit worried there would be problems with the wedding.

"Amy needs a dress…" Maria informed her.

TBC…. Read and review please. The next chapter will probably be the last.