Haous POV
Hell. Where the souls of the danmed go for eternal punishment. Where you're tortured forever by the faithful servants of Satan. You always imagine it to be a huge flame pit with chains, black rock and a throne for the devil… when you get to hell you expect immediate punishment…
Those were my expectations
And this is what I really saw.
Naturally you fall into hell seeing as its… well… under you. When I arrived the first thing that caught my eye was a pink banner. It read 'welcome Haou' in bubble letters made of someone's blood, the lack of Jehu in the scene made me rather angry. If he knew I was coming he could've at least waited till I got here. The ground around me was splattered in blood and littered in weapons used by these foolish souls in life. Limbs of the danmed moved sluggishly without bodies, and bones were also plentiful. Let's see. What should I use to make that asshole pay for making me cry for him…
This chainsaw will do nicely.
I admired it seeing as it was the only weapon was free of blood. The chain had small spikes on every link and a small tube like structure was built in to the dull side. Curiosity ate at me seeing as I didn't know what it did. In all my short life I'd never seen something like this. Oh well looks like ill find out what it does later. Ok. Next task I must perform. Find Jehu. Where are the screams loudest from…? I pondered this for a moment while beginning to look around. All the demons I passed that were probably supposed to be torturing me right now only quivered and ran as I walked by. This was flattering at first but grew annoying rather quickly. Thinking about it, I realized that they probably knew where I could find my idiot. Upon seeing the unlucky chosen demon I smirked realizing that maybe hell wouldn't be so bad after all. I grabbed the small red-skinned troll thing by the neck and lifted it up so it was eye level with me.
"Hello~" I purred sadistically. It screamed and desperately tried to escape my grasp.
"Have mercy!" it cried struggling
"One, the more you try to free yourself the more my grip will tighten" to show that I meant business I gave his neck a squeeze. "Two, this is hell. There is no mercy."
It screamed again but none the less stayed limp in my grasp.
"Now. Answer my question if you don't want to die. Where. Is. Jehu." I tightened my grip on his neck with every word. The small troll yelped and gasped for air through my grasp
"I don't know" he began kicking and struggling again.
I smirked "bull crap. Tell me now unless you want to die"
"I really don't know! Please don't kill me"
"Your times running out you ugly son of a bitch. You better come up with a good answer"
"Please! Have mercy! I was told not to tell anyone! He told me he would kill me if 'the one with gold eyes' knew where he was!"
"That bastard. What is he thinking!" the demon, understanding that my question was rhetorical only whimpered.
"Listen. If you tell me now. Your life will be prolonged a bit. Now tell me."
"No!" he coughed with the last of his energy. I smiled in a way that almost seemed to be sad.
"That's a shame… and here I thought we could be friends." I broke his neck and tossed him into one of the many flaming pits around me. I continued my search, after only a half an hour I found a familiar face.
"Ruby?" she was a bit different than the last time I had seen her, but not by much. Her hair was a darker shade of purple while her skin was extremely tan. She had a leather skin tight dress on. The dress ended rather high on her thigh giving it the look of a miniskirt. She had a spike collar on and the gem on the tip of her tail glinted maliciously. Hearing her name she turned to look at me. Anger written all over her face.
"That's A.D ruby to- Haou? I didn't think you'd get here so fast."
"A.D?"
"Advanced dark." She sat on one of the taller rocks behind her and smiled at me.
"Where's Jehu?" I felt to need to threaten her like I had the first demon
She giggled a bit before answering "hiding from you."
"So he knows I'm going to kick his ass when I find him eh?"
"Yeah. I don't think that that chainsaw helped ether" she muttered pointing to my weapon. I smirked and held it up.
"No. but you have to admit its fun to use."
"You're right. I do have to admit that."
"Are you gonna tell me where he is?"
She smirked "why of course. Why do you think I was waiting here?" I grabbed the chord that started my chainsaw. I didn't pull it back, but I wanted to be ready
"Then let's go."
~Haous adventures in hell~
She led me to a large cave about a mile away from where I met her. It was dark but the presents of my boyfriend was definitely there.
"Jehu~" I nearly sung "come out Jehu~ I won't hurt you~" warm arms snaked around my waist in a backwards hug causing me to drop the chainsaw from shock.
"I know you won't" his voice soothed my violent impulse but didn't stop my anger
"Jehu. You know the moment you let me go ill take that chainsaw and remove your head from your shoulders."
"Yeah I know. Which is why I'm not letting you go." I sighed but didn't struggle, I knew he would have to let go eventually.
"What have you accomplished by hiding?"
"I'm still alive aren't I?"
"No. technically you're dead."
"Don't stress the small stuff." I laughed a little
"What happens when you die in hell anyway?"
"If you're a demon you cease to exist. If your one of the danmed you can't die. How many demons have you killed trying to find me?"
"Just one."
"That's good. I would think that your homicidal impulses would have you killing everyone you saw."
"I just got here. I'll go ahead and kill everyone later." He chuckled and began playing with a few strands of my hair. "I must say your little brother is rather badass." I shook my head and sighed
"You know Johan is still going on about 'how loves not real' I mean honestly. He's obviously fallen for Judai but he won't admit it because of some stupid pride."
"I never said that he was a smart one." Jehu muttered shaking his head a smile took over his face as a thought came to his mind
"Did you miss me Haou-chan~"
"No."
"Aww so all those tears were for another reason?" I felt my face heat up as I mentally kicked myself for letting my emotions fall into that state in my life Time.
"I didn't miss you."
"I think you missed me" he said in a sad tone, he let me go but I didn't bother going for the chainsaw.
"Then you thought wrong you asshole." I hissed it was silent for a few moments. He was squirming showing me that he wasn't comfortable in it but I didn't care. I was too busy lost in my thought "why did you have to die…" I whispered repeating my words from what seemed like forever ago. He only smiled and pulled me back into his embrace. My vision blurred I desperately tried to hold the tears but they didn't want to listen, crystal droplets fell from my eyes. There was no hope of stopping them now.
"Shhh" Jehu soothed "it's ok. You're here now. Neither of us are ever gonna leave on another. I promise" I looked up at him with blood shot golden eyes. I wanted to yell, hit him, smile, never see him again and kiss him all at once… he made the choice for me by closing the gap between us in a passionate kiss. When he pulled away I glared at him.
"So you did miss me" he smirked in triumph my glare intensified
"I hate you"
~authors notes~
Lol that was interesting.
Haruka: you just wanted to give Haou a chainsaw didn't you?
Chara: yeah
Haou: if anyone wanted to know what that built-in tube thing was. It was a flamethrower
Chara: hooray!
Jehu: you see? This is why I like hell.
Haou: I'm still angry with you
Jehu: most boyfriends become happy when you kiss them. Haou however tries to kill you
Haou: it's my way of saying 'I love you' and you can't die. Remember?
Jehu: oh yeah.
Judai: there was a strange lack of me in this chapter. I mean… I AM the main character…
Johan: I'm not in it ether Ju-chan. It's ok.
Chara: the majority of reviews I got said things like 'you killed Haou! You're so mean! But at least he's with Jehu again' it would have been sooooo bitchy if I sent Haou to heaven don't you think?
Haou: yeah it would be
Judai: it's time for charas review corner!
Dgm-mega fan: I know :D
Heartofhate1014: really? Mille cares a lot! Haruka has made fun of every boy I've dates manliness while using my body. I currently have a boyfriend who actually deals with her.
Haruka: 'deals with' me? Are you kidding! If that boy didn't love GX I would have scared him so badly he would piss himself
Chara: Haruka ^^'
Haruka: Millie-chan if you'd like my help I'd be happy to offer it~
Chara: *sighs*
Oak-chan: thank you! And if I told you it would ruin the next chapter
Haruka: even though it's painfully obvious
Chara: shut up! And I love your depressing omakes!
Chrisandersenyuki: yeah, I had contemplated killing Asuka but I decided against it seeing as my readers hate it when people die! I hope you like the omake!
Asuka: yeah thanks for not letting her kill me!
Luving randomness: Haou: yeah I'm never gonna be lonely again *Jehu is smirking in the background* whoopee. At least I can kill him as many times as I want here…
Johan: ow! I was just trying to save Judai!
Judai: *cries*
Kirei ryuusei: Judai: nooooooo! *cries*
Johan: I was really trying to save them! But noooo Haou just had to stay! *hugs Judai* ill make you more shrimp later ok?
Ari-chan and ReNA: yubel: everyone loves me till I get in the way of spiritshipping I mean come on!
Chara: I wish my dog was a five star cook!
Haruka: sorry we didn't update in time ^^'
Avatarjasmin: yeah, I had to make his last words threats! Thank you!
Yuri n' chuka: Judai: yay!
Yubel: *tries to look innocent*
Haou: being dead is fun!