Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia
Me: -sets perfect silver tea set on the table- 3...2...1...
England: You called?
Me: OMG IT WORKED! -jumps up and down like a very happy fangirl-
Er..I mean yes. I need you to host the show with me!
England: Fair enough. -serves self with tea-
Me: Ok so shall we start?
England: Today's inquiry is sent in by the very lovely Inuppe
konichiwa :D prussia: how many times did you ate your bird? ._.
france: can i hug you? pwease?
England: First, we have Prussia.
Prussia: Yo Mr eyebrows!
England:...What...?
Me: Er...Lookie England! flying mint bunny!
England: -goes off looking for it-
Me: Phew...back to Prussia, how many times have you eaten your bird?
Prussia: Hmm...there was that one time, and that other time...I lost count.
Me: Shall we ask Germany?
Prussia: Can't. West is on a date with a certain Italian that we all know.
Me: Ahh that would be rude.
Hungary: close to 30
Prussia: WHAA-
Hungary: -drags Prussia out of the studio- You're late again.
Prussia: Sorry Honey...
Me: o3o''' scary and sweet.
England: What did I miss?
Me: Nothing much. Ask the next question~
England: Our fan wants a hug from that bloody frog.
France: Who wouldn't madame? -hands rose to me-
Me: Stop cutting off the poor flowers -.-''' -gives rose to Inuppe-
France: But why? the flowers are beautiful yes?
Me: well you're killing plants. Stop it.
France: Alas, I cannot, for the rose is my trademark.
Me: Fine.
England: -sip sip-
France: Eh? England is particularly quiet today.
Me: I gave him special tea.
France: Special how?
Me: Just watch.
England: What are you blabbering on abo...-England faints-
France: OMG What did you put in his tea?
Me: Sleeping pills 8D
France: But why madame?
Me: Cause he's cute when he's asleep :3
France: Ah, that I would have to agree madame. Now if you excuse me, I'll get England out of here for you.
Me: Alright -w-
America: That's a horrible idea!
Me: Huh? How? O.o
America: It's France we're talking about here.
Me:...Oh God. After him!
America: Right on your tail. HOLD ON ENGLAND! THE HERO WILL SAVE YOU! along with his sidekick who screwed up.
Me: -.-'''
I have to go chase France and save England now, so till next time!