Elphaba:
FIYEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
Fiyero: Yes!
Authoress 1: Shut up! You're supposed to be dead!
Fiyero: Oh!
Elphaba: *chants*
ELEKA NAHMEN NAHMEN
AH TUM AH TUM ELEKA ELEKA
UGH!
Fiyero: What are you saying?
Authoress 1: SHUT UP!
Fiyero: *acts dead*
Elphaba:
WHAT IS THIS CHANTING
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M READING
*throws book*
Audience Member: OUCH!
~meanwhile back stage~
Glinda: *locks herself in her dressing room and cries*
Boq: *sits in his dressing room wondering about Glinda and mutters to himself* Boq, just go see her. Just man up! *gets up and walks over to Glinda's dressing room and knocks on the door* Glinny?
Glinda: *is startled by the knock on her door, grabs a tissue, and goes to open the door* Boq?
Boq: Are you okay?
Glinda: *shrugs* I guess... *tears up*
Boq: *hugs Glinda tight* I'm sorry for getting mad at you. I really am. I should have believed you. Why did I listen to Nessa? Where is she anyways? I haven't seen her in the la-
Glinda: *interrupts* Nessa died, Boq. She died.
Boq: *is shocked* What?
Glinda: Right after you left. I feel really bad for wanting her dead. *cries* I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
Boq: *holds her tight*
~on stage~
Elphaba:
LET HIS FLESH NOT BE TORN
LET HIS BLOOD LEAVE NO STAIN
WHEN THEY FEED HIM
LET IT NOT BE MY BRAIN
AHHHHHHHHH! What is this song?!
Authoress 1: It's "No Good Deed".
Elphaba: Well it's confusing me!
Fiyero: Me too! When do I come in?
Authoress 1: You don't, Fiyero.
Fiyero: *doesn't understand* Why?
Elphaba: *attempts to start song over* FIYEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fiyero: WHAT!?
Authoress 1: SHUT THE HELL UP, FIYERO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
Fiyero: *pouts*
Elphaba: *runs to Fiyero and comforts him*
Authoress 1: GET AWAY FROM HIM!
Elphaba: NO!
Fiyero: *hugs Elphaba and cries* Elphaba! You're melting!
Elphaba: No I'm not! *looks at hand* I'M BEING DEGREENIFIED!
Authoress 1: Elphaba! Go to your dressing room!
Elphaba: *runs off stage with joy* YEEEEEEE!