Souvenirs

"The gift shop? But don't you come here all the time?"

"Yes, but..."

"You don't need to go to the gift shop."

You're an asshole

"Maybe, I wanted to go to the gift shop to get something for you."

"Mmmnn... How nice, but no thank you."

*CRACK *SNAP

but I love you

"Fine... Let's go to the gift shop..."

"You have to buy me something because you've been rude."

What was that look for?