Guaranteed hyper activity (influenced by chocolate ice cream and Dr. Pepper).

And this is just in time for a special birthday! –Confetti- This chapter is (2,503) words for the long wait!

Twenty-One

I'm brushing my teeth rapid fire with whiskey, Rakisu rolling her eyes and muttering to that stupid, metallic-smelling, red, upside-down star on the wall. The three servants we kicked out and chained to the wall so they can serve as doorbells (hey, it's better than having them destroy a book just because you got a paper cut from one of the pages -_-'). Richard sighs and taps his knee from one of the beds. "Ann," he calls. "Stop it. I can't be here all day."

I spit out some and glare at him, dark aura warping around me. "Shut up bitch!" I growl, continuing.

Okay, the only reason why the world is not in ashes as of this moment is because of three thingy-mic-bobbers that make my insides go all 'happy-go-lucky'. One, I CAN CUSS WITHOUT THE CENSOR! FUCKING YIPPEE! ^^ Two, I'm getting another torture session after this~ Three, my kitties sympathize with me and stay by my legs the whole time as I wash my mouth out with whiskey. Now don't judge! COOTIES ARE DEADLY! Richard sighs and checks his wash and I finally decide to wash my teeth one more time with whiskey because parts I swallow are starting to burn my throat. One of the Three Stooges kicks the wall and Rakisu walks out, returning with one note and two packages. I pout and Richard gulps. "T-That's it?"

"Well, it gives Ann some time to think up her own ideas," Rakisu sets them on the counter next to my whiskey jar. "…I'll just take this," she swipes the jar (mean bitch…).

I sigh and chuck the toothbrush behind me. I grab the sad, lonely note and open it mercilessly.

ANN

I TOLD YOU HE LIKED YOU! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WIN! *HAPPY DANCE* *COUGH* *COUGH* SORRY I HAD A MONSTER... ;p ALSO I NEED YOU TO PLAN MINE AND KANAME'S WEDDING! YAYAYAYAYAYAYA... IM NOT VERY GOOD AT PLANING THINGS... THE LAST TIME I PLANED A PARTY HALF THE GUESTS' HADS WERE FLOUTING IN THE GIANT CHOCOLATE FOUNTIN... THEY WERE NOT LIKE THAT BEFORE THE PARTY...;p LOL. OH AND COULD YOU ASK FOR A LOVE POTION FROM MIKA... I REALLY DONT WANT TO WASTE MY MIND CONTROL ON KANAME SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO HOLD HIM DOWN AT OUR WEDDING... ;p

YOUR FOLLOWER THAT WILL HELP YOU BECOME QUEEN OF THE UNIVEARSE IF YOU PLAN HER WEDDING,

KUROSEI

I sigh and walk over to the nightstand, grabbing a pen and scribbling a return note while grabbing a Dr. Pepper, cracking it open, and drinking from the opening.

Yo, Demon Queen

One, YOU SHALL NEVER WIN! I AM THE ONLY WINNER IN THIS UNIVERSE, GOT THAT? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Cough, cough* Any who.

Two, I wanna monster! It needs to have horns on its head while the rest of him is a hot human with abs XD

Rakisu shoves me out of the way, making me draw a line through that sugar wreck, and writes something of her own.

(Raksu: Sorry, please do not send that or the energy drink)

I pout as she returns the pen, going back to write the rest with my own fingers and my own pen, not some Satanist who prays to a fucking star that I want to stab for some reason…Hmm…

Me again. Meanie cousin interrupted my letter. DX

Three, okay, you two shall get married in a volcano while I dump grenades over your head. The slower you two are, the more blood that shall be shed~

Four, oh whatever, I'll ask.

I sign it off with 'The Most Awesome Vampy-Mc-Vamp-Vamp There Be~' and hand it to Rakisu. "Send this to the Demon Queen, wetch!"

"Excuse me?" her eye twitches.

"YOU HEARD ME!" I kick her through the wall. "MUSH MY MINIONS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Richard sighs and grabs one of the floorboards to use as a shield. "Too much alcohol," he concludes.

I then twirl around innocently with weird sparkles around my head (what stalker is torturing me with this magic?) and pick up her package, ripping it open and cutting my wrist on a needle. I ignore the cut completely and keep digging, the Styrofoam turning a nice red color. Yay~ Color changing Styrofoam! This shows that the packaging companies FINALLY got my letters! I get out some bleach which I start gulping down immediately, then a cannon, which I push to the side for a devious idea, a button, $10,000, and a IPad with a $50 ITunes gift card. "Ooh~ Electronics!" I kiss the screen. I see that the screen has foam on it. "Huh? Where's that coming from?"

"Probably your mouth," Richard points out, opening the other package. "Seeing you digested bleach."

"Oh yeah…Hey, is my tongue white?" I stick it out. He shakes his head sadly, looking slightly worried. "Damn…WHY IS MY TONGUE CURSED TO BE PINK!"

"Meow," Lucifer the Death Demon bites my sock as Angel Fluff paws at Lucifer's face.

"AW!" I hug both, swinging my torso right to left with stalker hearts around my head. "Too cute~ Too cute~ Too cute!"

Richard is now hiding on the other side of the bed he sits on. "What the Hell? Is this why Dad tells us not to give you alcohol?!"

Rakisu stomps back in and grabs my stuff, storing them in their proper places. I pout and Richard shows me the second package. It's from Yuki, my future apprentice. She has gifted me with five kitty-witty potions and some weird bombs labeled 'illegal and make people act drunk' (I'm already drunk through dental hygiene~). I think for a minute before looking at the cats pawing at my shirt to stay near me. "My dear kitties…" I start laughing maniacally. "WE SHALL RULE TODAY!"

"And…she's lost," Richard huffs.

I grab him and tie a rope around his neck, yanking the end and making him let out some cross between 'Help' and 'Yack'. "No-no~" I sing, giggling like a fan girl. "Brothie stays with me."

"OH GOD I'M DYING A VIRGIN!" he wails, struggling with all his might.

"Good, so when Beet dies a hooker, she can show you the ropes~"

He stops before going all demonic and starts jerking my neck back and forth as my face rapidly turns lavender with oxygen-lack. "I DARE YOU TO REPEAT THAT AGAIN!"

"I DON'T THINK SHE CAN WITH YOU CHOKING HER!" Rakisu tries to save me.

My savior: My kitties and their sharp, little claws dug into Richard's ankle~

Drunk Kitties

Supplies: Drunk bombs, kitty potion.

Bringing this back for the millionth time…Even though I never really keep up to this and the morals (stupid me…). I sneak to the Night Dorms (where else am I able to pull off this kind of crap?) and bang Richard's head on the door as his punishment for nearly killing his favorite sister. HOW DARE HE? I AM THE FURTURE QU-Off topic, off topic! I slam my own hand against the door and Kaname finally answers it. "…" He slams it right afterwards. I growl and keep banging Richard's head against the door until Kaname opens it up again, looking tired. "What?"

"A couple of things," I push past. "Before I start, anything to ask me?"

"Yes. One, why do you exist?"

"To reign over this dump you call an academy."

"…" He shakes his head in either disappointment or fatigue. Probably the latter, seeing he can't hate me, right? [:)] "Two, then…Why is your brother on a leash?"

"Hey, you do it with everyone!" I pout.

"…No, I really don't…"

"Well, you have figurative leashes! Mine is actually real because everything in your life is phony! Well, except your wedding with Kurosei…"

His face grows red. Must be embarrassed. "…WHAT?"

"Oh, nothing~ So can I get to my questions, you time hog, or do we have to keep revolving the world around you?"

Richard sighs and sits on the ground, tracing patterns into the ground like those crazy people that have nothing better to do and just want to create images of weird things like 'common sense', 'maturity', and all those other fairy tale thingies. "No, because I demand to know what this nonsense of marriage is!" he growls.

Wow, old fashioned to. These days, we say 'ain't', 'wanna', 'gotta', and 'FUCK FUCK FUCK WHERE IS THE TV REMOTE!'. "It's not nonsense. The demon queen demandith it, so SUCK IT UP AND FIND A WEDDING DRESS!" I push past. "Oh, and…" I drop the bombs and stomp on them, making them explode.

Kaname coughs and people start rushing in. "What the-" Hanabusa starts. He is then turned into a cute little kitty and yelps when Akatsuki is turned as well. "MEOW!" he clings to my leg, which contains Lucifer.

While fur flies along with Hanabusa-kitty blood, I stare at the room as Richard sighs. "I should really monitor your actions…"

"Aw, why?" I pout. "It's not like I'm killing anyone!"

He points back to Lucifer as she somehow beats Hanabusa's kitty head against the wall (I think there was too much radiation in the drunk bombs Mrs. Hoshino…). "Have a guess."

I glance around. Akatsuki-Kitty rubs his orange fur against my leg, purring with a cat smile. Ruka is nudging Kaname, who threatens to claw her eyes out. Rima and Senri are just sitting like it had no effect (take note: DOES NOT WORK ON EMOS). Takuma is nomming at his little paws and Angel fluff is nudging my foot. I look down to see her with some detached paw.

"Um…Aren't you supposed to be the good one?" I ask.

~~Funny Farm~~

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS INSANITY ANYMORE!" Kaname roars at the Headmaster. "SHE! IS! OUT! OF! CONTROL!"

"Now, now, Kaname, Ann has always been this way," Headmaster replies.

"STOP ENABLING HER!" Kaname snaps. "I know she's blackmailing you, but you can get her expelled, can't you?"

"Look, Kaname, there's more to it than th-"

"EITHER YOU GET RID OF HER OR I DO!" Kaname stops out of the office, seeing me sitting in the hall next to the door. "Whack-job…" He stomps off.

I roll my eyes and hug my knees to my chest, looking at Richard on the other side of the hall with Lucifer and Angel Fluff on his head. "So…what now?" Richard asks.

"Well, I have a needle," I check my IPad, which I made a sticky note saying what I have today, "a cannon, and a mysterious button."

"Well, the needle's useless," he shrugs. "Might as well save that for a later time."

I nod. "So a cannon…" I snap my fingers. "Got it!"

Cannon Drunk

Supplies: Cannon, one drunk bomb, a target

"Um…" Yuki Cross scratches her head as she looks at the bomb in her hand. "This only makes you drunk, right?"

"Yep," I answer, setting up the cannon that's aimed to Zero. "Don't worry, the worse thing he'll get is a concussion from the impact."

"You sure?"

"Absolutely. Would I lie to you?"

"Yes."

"Oh…Ah well!" I laugh. Yuki hands me the bomb and I load it in, patting the top of the cannon. "Okay…FIRE IN TH-"

A large hand grabs my own and takes it off the cannon. I blink and turn to Zero. "I'd advise against it," he sighs.

"WHA?!" I look between him and the Zero I was aiming at. I rush over to see it's just a stupid cloth doll. "DAMN IT! FOOLED BY SOMETHING I'VE BEEN SLAUGHTERING FOR YEARS!" I rip it's head off. "WHY?! I NEVER LOSE!"

"…What the Hell are you rambling on about?" Zero and Yuki sweat-drop.

I slump and go next to my tree of woe, as it is so labeled. "I shouldn't be humiliated like this…" I weep. "First it's expulsion, now it's being tricked by a white-haired rapist…"

"Expulsion?" Zero gasps. Then something clicks in the hamster wheel in his head that powers his smooth lob of fat he calls a "brain". "AND I'M NOT A RAPIST!"

"YOU KISSED ME AGAINST MY WILL!" I fly up in front of him, poking his chest.

"I WAS EXPRESSING MY FEELINGS!"

"THAT'S WHAT ALL THE PEDOS SAY!"

Munch, munch, munch. We both pause and turn gradually to Yuki, eating random popcorn and sitting on the ground. Once she sees we caught her, she waves her hand with a nervous smile. "Don't mind me, keep arguing."

I smile and giggle. See? She's evil! *Gasp* "MY LONG LOST SISTER!" I hug her. I then remember what the heck I was doing in the first place and turn to Zero. "Again, PEDO!"

He sighs and pockets his hands, looking at me. "I express my feelings for you, and you go on about me being a rapist…" He chuckles and looks at me with kind eyes that Pedos use before they sneak up on their prey, push them to the floor, an-You know what, this is 'T' so I should shut up before you little voices in my head get the 'Rape Talk' earlier than your parents would like. "That's so you Ann."

I huff and cross my arms, pouting. "You're still a pedo. I can see it in your Pedo eyes that lead to your Pedo mind where the Pedo elves leave Pedo thoughts." I then glance at the cannon and sulk. "A pedo that was mean enough to not let me torture him…"

He laughs and walks over, patting my head. "Okay, okay, but what's this about expulsion?"

"Kuran," Richard says, walking over. "Hey Kiryu, Cross."

"Hello~" Yuki waves energetically.

Zero's eyebrows tuck together. "Kuran?"

"Yeah, she made the Night Class into drunk cats. Hanabusa is in the infirmary because of that crazy Black Cat of hers…"

I grab Marvin off of the bracelet and jam his head into Richard's ribs. "HER NAME IS LUCIFER THE DEATH DEMON!" I shriek.

Zero and Yuki winces as Richard jerks, landing on the ground roughly. "…Okay…" Yuki stands. "Can't we talk to Kaname?"

"But that's boring," I huff. "Don't you know me by now?"

Zero chuckles and walks off. "I don't see why we should get involved," he calls back.

My jaw drops. HE HATES KURAN! HE SHOULD BE JUMPING AT THE SHOT! WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT PEDO! I turn red and look around. "Um…" Something to get him to help…fast…Um!...I KNOW! "TWO THINGS!" I run, tackling him to the ground.

"OW! WHAT THE HELL?!" he winces.

"One," I poke his nose, sitting on his chest while his back is pressed to the ground, "you hate Kuran. Two, and I can't believe I'm saying this…But if you help me…" I gulp roughly. "…I'll go on ONE date with you."

He jumps up, me falling off and bumping into the ground. He's smiling and blushing, making me sweat-drop. I mean who the heck is this Zero-Imposter?! "WELL W-WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR!" he grabs my collar, dragging me off. "LET'S KILL A PUREBLOOD!"

"AH!" I scream. "YUKI! HELP! ZERO'S PEDO SENSES ARE ON FULL-THROTLE!"

Moral: Zero's a pedo, plain and simple. NO EXCEPTIONS.