Some mysterious voice over guy: "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars," (echos several times), "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars, know your Kingdom Hearts stars...
...Luxord..."
"I'd rather we just skip the formalities."
"Luxord's somebody is Ansem the Wise."
"Yeah, just because we're both elegant blondes does not make me a part of him."
"His cards are his only friends."
"Nobodies have no use for friends. We only work together to win the prize that is our hearts."
"He talks to his cards every night before he sleeps."
"The cards do not have ears..."
"Luxord has a serious gambling addiction."
"The only thing I am addicted to is the game of life."
"He steals money from the other Organization XIII members just pay for his gambling fees at the racetrack."
Luxord's face becomes red. "N-n-not true!"
"Oh really?" the voice said.
Suddenly, all of the other Organization XIII members walk on the stage, from Xemnas all the way to Xion. They all look mad.
"Hey ol' chaps," Luxord began, "What is going on?"
All at once, all of the other Organization XIII members summon their weapons.
"Get 'em," Axel mumbled.
All at once, all of the members jump on top of Luxord, breaking the stool he's sitting on. A giant dust cloud is formed over the fight, and occasionally an arm or leg is seen swinging out of it as stars fly out.
"Now you can say that you know your Kingdom Hearts star," the voice said as the camera backed away.
THE END.
I had a few people give me suggestions for Luxord, so thank you both! Up next is Cloud! Stay tuned...