(MLP is own by Hasbro and Lauren Faust, Magic Junk is own by EpicAeromancer33, the OCs shown in this chapter that was accidently forgotten after the Lyncro fight chapter, are mine. Enjoy and sorry for leaving this out.)
It's night time at Paradise H.Q., Magic, as usual, is sleeping on the couch while everybody else is upstairs in a bed, including Rarity who is still in shock over the sight of her boutique being destroyed.
A shadow darts across the window of the main room, blocking out the light for a few seconds, and then disappears. "Of course. The three of you are just so beautiful." Magic mumbles as he digs his head into the couch pillows.
The kitchen window then slowly but steadily opened up, and the shadowy figure leaped into the house. The intruder was Sweetie Belle, she landed softy, making sure that there was no noise throughout the house. "I'll save you Rarity." She said as she brandished a knife and griped the handle in her mouth.
She snuck through the kitchen, pressed up against a wall, and looked out of the doorway that lead to the main room. She saw Magic snoring into the couch's pillows. Her eyes started to gleam as well as the finely cut knife that was in her smiling mouth.
She slowly walked towards him, not making even a sound as she came up to the sleeping pegasus and takes the knife from her mouth. "This is payback for Master Lycro." She whispers as she looks at the knife her hoof.
"OF COURSE ALL THREE OF YOU COULD-" Magic yells out in his sleep and then immediately starts to snore again. This caused her mane to stand on end and her to become frozen in place for a few seconds.
"I better kill him and get Rarity quickly." She says as she holds the knife above his head and just as she is about to drive it into his skull, Magic wakes up. She's immediately frozen again, but he just gets off the couch and walks into the kitchen.
She becomes dumbfounded as she walks behind him and stands at the entrance of the kitchen. Magic opens up the fridge and pulls out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and eats it at the counter. Mid-way through his first bite he falls asleep and his head is now lying, face first, on top of the sandwich and starts to snore again.
Sweetie Belle just continues to stand there with an extremely confused expression. She then proceeds to walk over to him and poke his foreleg with her hoof. Suddenly she hears a noise and looks around. To her confusion and astonishment, she sees another Magic, she immediately looks at the one next to her and then back to the other one.
This one looked extremely hung over and was coupled with a very thick beard. He walks to the fridge and sticks his head inside, "Hmph, only salt licks. Do I really want to get hammered at two in the morning? Why yes I do!" He says exuberantly as he takes out a salt lick and holds it in his hoof.
He then licks it once and he starts to become withered and dried out. His body crumble and turn to dust, "Too salty." He says as his now floating mouth becomes dust and joins the pile that's now on the floor.
"FOR THE LAND!" A voice yells, startling her as another Magic flies out of one of the cabinets followed by a small ufo that's firing lasers and they both fly into the fridge and the door shuts.
Sweetie Belle rushes over to the fridge and opens it. What she sees in a miniature bathroom with a mare version of Magic taking a shower. Mare Magic turns around, screams, and then proceeds to chuck a pie at her and close the door.
She wipes the pie off of her face, "Forget this weirdo." She says, scoffing at the fridge and sneaks out of the kitchen and up the stairs. She slowly opens the first door on her right and sees a giant rave going on with Magic DJing and an army of different colored Magic's dancing, the door opens even more as she wonders what's going on. The room seemed to be a lot bigger than even the house.
The door creaked and the music stopped as every one of the Magics looked at her. "GET HER!" The Magic who was DJing yells, pointing his hoof at her as the others start to rush towards her while yelling incomprehensible gibberish.
She immediately closes the door, and starts to breathe heavily. She looks at the door across from her and walks over to it, she starts to shake as she opens the door and peers through the crack.
She then opens the door fully and sees that it led to the outside, she stands, puzzled due to her thinking that she was on the top floor; she then closes the door and walks down the hallway to the next set of doors.
Suddenly the door opens and slams into the wall with enough force that it cracked it in several locations, she quickly looks back and sees a human-esque figure wearing a gas mask and carrying a flamethrower.
She wastes no time and quickly ducks into one of the rooms before the figure could see her. It turns out it was a custodial closet as she curls herself up behind a stack of pain cans and a coat that was hanging.
She could hear the figure's footstep growing loader as her heart continued to beat louder and louder to the point where she thought it could be heard. The footsteps then start to dissipate as the figure slowly but surely walks away from the closet she breathes a sigh of relief as she opens the door and sees the figure staring directly at her.
"Hello Poppet." The man's voice was like a thousand fingernails being run across a sea of chalkboards as she holds her ears and looks at the figure as he raises the flame thrower to her and right as he pulled the trigger a portal opened up and she fell through it.
She soon wakes up, sweating, in a room with only one door, she quickly runs towards it, opens it, and runs into a brickwall. "Ouch!" She says holding her face as she looks at the wall. All of a sudden a bright flash appears and a sigil starts to show on the wall, "Face smashing password…accepted." A female robotic voice said as the wall disappears and reveals Rarity who was breathing hard and lying on her back.
"Rarity!" Sweetie Belle yells as she runs towards her and stands next to her bed.
"Oh Sweetie Belle" Rarity says as Sweetie Belle notices that she was blushing incredibly and sweating, "They…they were so rough." She says as Sweetie Belle moves in to comfort her sister, but before she could do that she hears heavy breathing right next to her ear.
"Hello Poppet!" The man's ear wreaking voice says as she turns around and looks at the man who was staring into her soul. She immediately freezes and proceeds to pass out.
Both Rarity and the man look at each other and then to the passed out filly. The man then takes his mask off and reveals himself to be Magic in human form as Rarity takes off her head and Pony Magic's head pops out of the neck.
"Awwww, and I had such a great story to." The pony version of Magic says pouting as he finishes.
"I think we've had enough fun." The human Magic says, snapping his fingers and the world starts to evaporate and turn back to normal. It turns out that they never even left the kitchen.
"I'll just release her contract, now." The human version said as he places his hand on her head and a bright light fills up the room.
"Don't you think that we should erase her memories of this particular night also? You know, don't want her to try to kill us because she thinks we're Satan or something." Pony Magic says, looking at the humanized Magic.
"Don't worry, I already did." Human Magic says as the pony version smiles back and disappears. He then lifts her up, places her on the couch, and pulls a blanket over her. He then changes back into his pony form and goes to sleep on the reclining chair next to the couch.
Morning comes and Magic awakes to the sound of both, Sweetie Belle and Pinkie Pie playing patty-cake with each other.
"Magic, could I see you in here for a moment?" Dream says standing in the kitchen, making more coffee.
Magic teleports himself into the kitchen, "Yeah?" Magic says, half-asleep.
"Who's that?" Dream says, as he stares at his coffee being made.
'Who's who? Cause I'm me and I'm pretty sure you're you." Magic says, materializing a bottle of soda and proceeds to drink it.
"Who's that?" Dream says pointing towards Sweetie Belle.
"OOOOOOHHHHHH HERRRRR…I don't know, I think she's Rarity's sister judging by what she said before she tried to stab me in the head last night." Magic says, slightly laughing.
"Is she a cult member?" Dream asks, drinking the coffee.
"No, she's actually a highly experimental prototype that my race has spent the past quadrillion years inventing so that it destroys all kinds of instruments especially Cellos." Magic says in a jokingly evil tone As Dream proceeds to stare at him, slightly annoyed.
"Is she…a cult member?" Dream asks again.
"No, not anymore." Magic says quickly while smiling widely. Dream offers a small "Mmm Hmm." and sits down at the table.
Rarity proceeds to come downstairs in a hurry, "Where am I!" She says as she looks around.
"Sister!" Sweetie Belle yells as she zooms over to her and hugs her.
"Oh Sweetie Belle, where are we? This place is so unclean! And the worst part is that I've woken up in a bed without silk sheets!" Rarity exclaims while yelling into the air.
"Rarity, don't worry Pinkie Pie told me everything. We're at Paradise H.Q. Paradise is an organization that consists of ponies that fight cults. See those two over there?" Sweetie Belle points towards Dream who was casually drinking his coffee and Magic who was rummaging through the fridge.
"They also have a third one who is upstairs and all of them fight these cults." She says, as Rarity walks towards them.
"I know who they are Sweetie Belle." She says as she stops at the table that Dream was sitting at. "Thank you." She says, "Thank you for freeing me and my sister from that devil's grip."
"It's nothing Ms. Rar-" "Anytime!" Dream says, getting interrupted by Magic who was munching on a large baguette and proceeds to go upstairs, once he gets out of the kitchen he runs into Strife, who has just woken up.
"Who's here?" He says yawning.
"We've recently commissioned the help of the mafia and in return Don Tuckyourshirtin has given us his daughter along with his trophy wife in return for his safety." Magic says as he proceeds to yawn and go upstairs.
Strife just looks at him and then looks in the kitchen ad sees Rarity and Sweetie Belle. "So Dream, Magic just informed me that we've contacted the Don of the mafia, why?"
Pinkie starts to laugh into her hoof while Dream looks at him confused, "We never contacted the mafia."
Strife's eye starts twitch realizing that Magic played a joke on him.
(Thank you for reading and thank you EpicAeromancer33 for making this.)