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Guest; "Yeah, but this proofs Bruce has so little knowledge about girls" xD
21. KnightCat's Iwatobi Swim Club Adventure – Week 26
When Sean decides to boost up his swimming skills and swimming speed in the pool behind the chalet, Selina decides to hide in the shrubs nearby to lurk at him. But then Alfred decides to drain it as punishment for something they done earlier that day. Selina is infuriated until she comes up with an alternative plan.
"Sean, it's not only your calves I want to hug! I want to hug your entire body!" Selina meowed loudly then started to sneeze loudly.
For an entire week, Sean used the pepper shaker as weapon. Selina still didn't understand why her boyfriend never ran out of pepper to use.
"You're my boyfriend! It's your duty to let me hug you!" Selina gasped in exhaustion. Her 26 weeks belly started to get in the way to run properly. Not that it would stop her from trying. "You didn't let me hug you, kiss you, or let me touch my favorite part(s) of your body for a whole week! Do you realize how much torture this is?!"
Sean shook a little more pepper towards Selina then laughs; "I'm happy I finally found the ultimate weapon to defend myself for your frisky fingers."
Then he sprints away, with pepper shaker and all. Selina, first sneezing a few times, tried to run after him as fast as she could, screaming; "Sean, stop being so mean!"
Sean dashed inside the kitchen where he found Loïc entering through the backdoor, staggering with a new load of ammo (pepper) for him to use.
"Quick, reload these," Sean grinned and gave Loïc his empty pepper shakers. They could hear Selina come down the hallway, panting and gasping heavily. Her steps sounded like she forced her legs to drag herself along.
Loïc frowns; "26 weeks belly, and Selina still refuses to stop running after you. I'm not only feeling sorry for you, but for the baby as well. I mean, he or she definitely needs a seatbelt in there."
"I just wish that the umbilical cord is strong enough to do that job," Sean said then widened his eyes. "Crap, her panting is very near now. Gotta dash."
Sean hurried through the back door right about the same time Selina appeared in the kitchen doorway.
"Hey there, Selina. How is your day going?" Loïc waved with one hand while hiding the empty pepper bags behind his back with the other, then tilts his head nonchalantly and asks; "By the way, is it a good idea to still run around during your 26th week of pregnancy?"
Selina wipes her forehead then scowls; "Yeah, I don't want to walk around with an enormous watermelon sized belly and the doc said it was completely fine!"
"Yeah, but I'm pretty sure she didn't mean it like this," Loïc said.
Selina wipes a few more droplets of sweat off her forehead then grunts; "Don't pretend you care about my health or my baby's health! You're just trying to protect Sean from me!"
"That's so not true!" Loïc gasped. "And to proof it to you, Sean just went outside and he's hiding behind the pool-shed."
Selina eyed Loïc suspiciously then replies; "Yeah, nice try, Loïc. I know you're using reverse psychology here, so my guess is he's hiding in the study!"
And with that, Selina forced her legs to drag herself across the kitchen towards the door that lead to the study then disappeared inside.
"Fine by me," Loïc shrugged then left the kitchen as well.
After he finally managed to buy all the food items they would need for the next few days, Alfred staggered with the bag in his arms onto the garden path noticing a very long trail of fine pepper. Then, after entering the chalet through the front door, he found the same results in the hallway and it lead to the stairs. The poor butler knew he didn't need to check the other floors because he knew he would find the same results.
Alfred dropped the bags with food onto the kitchen bench where he found 4 empty powdered pepper bags. The butlers glances murderously through the kitchen window spotting most of the teens (including Sean) in the pool taking laps. They were racing who was the fastest.
Alfred stomped outside and roared; "How long will this incredibly stupid antic of yours go on?!"
Sean, realizing the question was directed to him because Alfred was swaying with the powdered pepper bags, looked up and shrugged; "As long it takes until Selina gets the message and leaves me, my calves, and all my other body parts alone."
"You can also just break up with her instead of seasoning the entire chalet!" Alfred screamed infuriated.
Selina pokes her head up from behind a nearby shrub and yelled murderously; "Yeah, you would totally love it when Sean breaks up with me, don't you?!"
"Selina, wtf are you doing in that shrub?" Sean yelled then grabbed his pepper shaker in case he needed it.
"Why didn't I felt her presence? Maybe because the others are here too? Maybe it gets too crowded for me and I lose that skill. I need to work on it, that's for sure."
Selina smirks flirtatiously; "Because I heard you, Loïc, and Hien talk about a swimming regime you wanted to try out, to train on your swim stamina, or whatever. Anyway, I figured it would be far more relaxing to see your muscles work from behind a nearby shrub as you take your laps in the pool."
"You're just admitting you become my stalker now?!"
"I started to become your stalker the day we met, Sean," Selina smiled and sends a wink.
Loïc, Hien, Rikki, Annie, and Bruce watched Sean and Selina argue for another few minutes then they realized the water level in the pool lowered gradually.
Sean realized the same thing and stopped in the middle of a sentence to look at Alfred who drained the pool then frowns; "Wait, why are you doing that, Alfred?"
"Because I have enough of this antic shit, Mister Ornelas!"
"Alfred, watch your language," Bruce said then dropped his head after he received a penetrating stare from his butler.
Selina bowled from behind the shrub and gasps dramatically; "You can't do that! Sean's muscles need their exercise and my eyes-
"Shut up, Miss Kyle! The pool is off limit for the next five days!"
Everyone gasped in shock after hearing Alfred's words.
Selina then whines while trying to hug Alfred's arms; "But Jeeves, the doctor said water aerobics is very important in this trimester and I wanted to try it out with Sean-y."
"Then you'll two have to wait five days, because the pool stays off limit!"
"Whaaaat?!" Bullock gasped who just came out the chalet wearing a speedo. Sherlock and Jim followed closely. "Man, this sucks. Jimbo and Sherlock were just about to take a race because I challenged them."
Alfred simply shrugged with a blank stare then strolled into the chalet, followed by Bullock, Jim, and Sherlock who complained he shouldn't punish them for something the teens did.
"Man, I start to hate Alfred more and more," Selina whined. "He just stopped me from doing the best idea I ever had. I was so looking forward to do some water aerobics with my kitty boy."
Annie steps closer to Selina then whispers in her ear; "You remember that swimming anime Alfred was watching?"
Selina grins; "Matter in fact I do. He recorded the new episode this morning, so how about we take the tape an record over it?"
Annie stops her friend quickly. "Actually, that's not what I meant. How about I'll take us to the Free universe?"
"That would be so cool, but don't you need to know the location? Also, won't they speak Japanese?"
Annie smirks; "The town is called Iwatobi and its English subbed, so I don't see any problems."
"What are you two talking about?" Rikki asked who joined them.
Sean wasn't aware of the three girls talking nor did he see Selina's smile grow. He realized something was wrong when he felt Selina's arm hold on to him and his entire world started to spin. A few seconds later they got engulfed in water.
The four teens surfaced the water and realized they found themselves in the middle of the pool behind a school.
"That's just great, Annie. You just zapped us back to Gotham and into Anderson Prep pool!" Selina coughed.
Annie pouts her face; "I don't get it. This should be the pool behind Iwatobi High."
"The only person who's high is you, Annie," Selina scowled.
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRAGGING ME INTO YOUR TRAVELS, SELINA!" Sean roared infuriated. "Now look what you've done! If the principal sees us, he thinks we're back and forces us to join classes!"
Meanwhile, in a different universe…
Alfred feels quite pleased with himself when he sees the front and the backyard is teen free. Maybe he should drain the pool more often. That way the kids would pull their antics in a public pool instead of right under his nose.
When Alfred strolled down the hallway he realized the chalet was awfully quiet as well. It looked like the three girls and Sean weren't around, which was a big plus. All he had to do now was finding a way to get rid of Loïc and Hien as well so he could watch the recently recorded episode of his favorite anime, Free. Bruce wouldn't be a big problem if he stayed around.
Alfred strolled into the study where he found Bruce, brooding over something as he stared out the window. When Alfred followed his gaze he saw Loïc and Hien ride Elliot in the distance while they screamed or cheered their heads off. It was very hard to hear what they were saying.
"What are you doing, Master Bruce?" Alfred asked when Bruce's face turned sad.
Bruce looks up; "It seems everyone here has someone to hang out with except me. Rikki and Annie are always together to help Selina with getting Sean for her alone, and Hien and Loïc are always together as well. I feel a tad lonely, that's all."
"Then why aren't you with them? I'm pretty sure they would like it."
Bruce gives Alfred a meaningful look then darts his eyes out window where Elliot prances down a steep mountain while Hien and Loïc cheer ecstatically on his back.
Alfred sighs understandably; "Fine, point taken. But you can always ask them to do less dangerous things."
"THIS IS SCARY AND AWESOME!" Hien laughed in the distance.
"YEAH, DOING DANGEROUS THINGS IS SO MUCH FUN!" Loïc yelled in glee.
Alfred slapped his forehead then shut the window.
"Okay, how about you watch Free with me and Richard? Maybe you will catch up some pointers for your own swim training."
Bruce shrugs. It's not like he has anything else to do, right? He wishes he was back in Gotham and could chase villains.
Alfred turns the TV on then finds out the recorder hadn't recorded it at all. He grabs the TV guide and discovers there's a re-run of the same episode about to start in less than five minutes. The butler sighs relieved.
Less than five minutes later, on screen, four boys saunter to the pool behind their school and see something invisible splash into the pool. A few seconds later four heads pop-up at the surface.
"That's just great, Annie. You just zapped us back to Gotham and into Anderson Prep pool!" one of them coughed.
Annie pouts her face; "I don't get it. This should be the pool behind Iwatobi High."
"The only person who's high is you, Annie."
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRAGGING ME INTO YOUR TRAVELS, SELINA!" Sean roared infuriated. "Now look what you've done! If the principal sees us, he thinks we're back and forces us to join classes!"
Alfred's mouth drops agape and roars; "That's it! I will put all of them into juvie!"
Bruce frowns; "Wait, even Sean? I mean, it's more than obvious Selina dragged him into destroying your anime."
"I leave that choice up to Mister Ornelas himself, since it's his girlfriend so his choice whether he wants to stay with us or join her."
Suddenly Elliot poked his head inside through the window and Loïc and Hien climbed inside.
"Hey Jeeves, why are you screaming this time?" Hien grinned then noticed the TV; "Hey, how come they don't look like an anime character?"
Loïc nods; "No idea, but why does Sean's abs look even bigger and more muscular?"
"Everything looks bigger on TV," Hien snorted. "Let's just watch this."
"NO! I will not…
"Alfred, shut up and sit down," Loïc said then pinned him down into a seat and turned the volume up. "Whoa, I never knew Selina could speak Japanese."
Back to the free universe…
"Sean-y, you sound so sexy when you speak Japanese," Selina purred when she realized their voices got dubbed into Japanese.
Sean scratched his head; "WTF did you just say? WTF did I just say? What is going on?!"
Annie points at the English sub below his chin then Sean reads what he just said and screamed; "WTF, YOU DRAGGED ME INTO A FREAKING ANIME!"
Selina purred and nuzzled her boyfriend thoroughly. "Wait, even your muscles look…
"WTF, THEY JUST SEXUALIZED MY CHARACTER!"
Annie shook her head; "Nah, you don't look much different than usually. You're totally fine. I mean, do you see anything you usually don't have?"
"Yes! My muscles are not this big!" Sean roared after reading the subtitles below Annie's chin.
Selina sighs; "Sean, if you would look into a mirror like we keep telling you, you would have noticed they are this big."
"No, I'm ugly and scrawny!"
Selina's mouth drops agape; "Since when are you scrawny?"
"Like always!"
"Aw, Sean-y. Now you make me really sad. You really think about yourself like that? Look at me. You are not ugly. You are not scrawny. You are the most hunk-a-lious boy on this planet."
Annie shrugs; "It's debatable. I mean, look at him."
Annie points at one of the boys (the kid with blue eyes and dark hair)who stands at the side of the pool then receives a pummel to her head.
"Annie, how dare you?! Tell Sean he's the most hunk-a-licious boy on this planet!"
Annie pouts; "There is nothing wrong with having a different taste in boys. But fine, Sean is the most hunk-a-licious boy in the Gotham universe."
"That will do," Selina purred and nuzzled her boyfriend, thoroughly, then disappeared under water and starts to nibble on one of Sean's calves.
"AAAGH!" Sean screamed then starts to swim from one side of the pool to the next, trying to get away from Selina's teeth. "Bad kitty! Get away from me, bad Cat!"
The four boys at the side of the pool have an odd look as they watch Selina chase Sean down the pool, then finally the boy with brown hair and green eyes dares to ask; "Why is there a pregnant girl, another girl, a boy, and a mermaid in our pool?"
"I guess they transferred to our school, Makoto," the boy with dark hair and blue eyes replied.
"SELINA, STOP IT! LEAVE MY CALVES ALONE!"
Sean finally managed to grab the side of the pool and hoisted himself out then ran away. Selina's eyes dart around to look for her friend, Annie, then finds her swim flirtatiously towards the four boys.
"Annie, go get Sean!"
Annie turned her head then whines displeased; "But Selina. I was just about…
"Go get Sean first! He's not going to miss our water aerobics session!"
Annie sighed sadly then hoists herself outside the pool and speeds away into the direction Sean disappeared to.
Sean ran and ran then looked back to see if someone was following him, but then collapsed into a wall and fell onto his butt. When he opened his eyes he saw it was not a wall, but Annie.
"Annie, no! Please don't drag me back to her!" Sean screamed nervously when Annie grabbed one of his legs and planned to speed off. "Just for once, tell her I was too fast and escaped!"
Annie looks thoughtfully; "Well, this is a very big predicament you get me into, Sean. You see, either the fans of this story are on your side and are happy if I agree to your plans, or they are on Selina's side and they will hate me for letting you go."
"Nah, of course they won't hate you," Sean smiled. "I mean, I have no idea why but they are my fans, meaning they will be on my side."
Annie strikes her chin; "Well, according to the reviews they love the sessions Selina gives you, and some of them even say you have to put up with it because it's very healthy for a pregnant girl to have (sorry, this is anime so I have to keep it PG rated), so yeah, my guess is that they really would like to read how you and Selina do water aerobics."
"No, Annie, please, no water aerobics!"
"Why not?"
"Because you know, in the end, she will pull my swim shorts down to have a another kind of session. You heard what she sang days ago. She's gonna do things to me."
Annie shook her head. "No, the ear-plugs prevented me from hearing her words, but I guess I know what you're trying to say here."
"Excellent. Can you let go of my leg now?"
Annie shook her head, again. "Sorry, I'm 100% sure the fans want this scene, trust me, they do."
"I'm in love with the shape of you! We push and pull like a magnet do, although my heart is falling too. I'm in love with your body!"
Sean's eyes widen in fear. "No, she's coming! Annie, please let go of my leg so I can run."
"Every day discovering something brand new (like your sexy calves), and I'm in love with your body, of I oh I oh I oh I- oh, there you are, my sexy toy from the streets."
"NO! AAGH!" Sean screamed in panic then tried to scramble away, but Selina was faster and hooked her arms around Sean's legs and dragged him back to the pool then rolled him into it.
Sean instantly swam away to the center of the pool to try get away from Selina, but once she was in the water as well, she seemed faster than on land. Within seconds, the street girl clutched him tightly into her arms.
The four boys, Annie, and Rikki watch Sean struggle as he tries to get away from Selina's arms then the kid with yellow hair, Nagisa, asked; "What is wrong with that boy? I would be totally jello in her arms. The boy with the blue hair, Rei, and the boy with the brown hair, Makoto, nod agreed.
Rikki smirks at Annie; "See, I told you all boys are like that. There is seriously something wrong with Sean."
"Not again," Annie grunted with an eye roll. "How many times do I need to tell you, not all boys are…
"They just proved they are by just agreeing with their friend!" Rikki cut off.
"Well, Haru didn't!"
Haru frowns worriedly; "Wait, how do you…
"Maybe because his addiction is water," Rikki retorted back before Haru could finish his question.
Annie slapped her forehead; "Seriously, Rikki, you definitely need to meet a boy that is nothing like Zane Bennett! Hey Sean, do you perhaps know someone with the same characterizations you have?!"
"Sean is one of a kind!" Selina purred proudly. "Now, Sean, just spread yours legs and arms then we will…
"I'M NOT SPREADING MY LEGS FOR YOU!"
"Seriously, Sean? The way you make it sound, makes everything so awkward," Selina whined then nuzzled Sean's back. "Come on, be my good boy and make me happy. It's your child growing in me, so be a good daddy and help her mommy stay agile and healthy."
Makoto frowns; "He's the dad? How did they possibly manage that when he's all like that."
"Rumours say she forced him," Rikki grinned.
Annie slapped her friend then scowls; "Come on, we all know that once in a while, Sean loses control over himself and they have wild sex."
"Easy on the PG-rated stuff, Annie," Rikki huffed.
Annie shrugs; "If they don't know the meaning of the word by now, it's time they learn it. (please, don't sue me for this). Besides, we are in a teen-anime with half naked boys."
"Yeah, and Alfred will pummel our butts for being in his favorite anime."
Annie ignores Rikki's comment then they suddenly see Selina's hand submerge underwater then Sean's eyes widen in utter shock, or maybe even pain.
"Guys, I think that's our cue to leave them alone for a bit," Annie grinned then turned around and left. Rikki quickly follows.
The four boys however, look equally puzzled until they witness how Selina pins Sean to the wall of the pool and starts to pull his swim shorts down as her lips vacuums on his into a deep kiss.
"AAAGH!" Sean cried in fear when he broke the kiss and tried to fight back to keep his swim shorts in place. "Annie, I told you she would…
Sean couldn't say no more because his swim shorts flies through the air then Selina locks her lips back onto his.
The four boys realize what Annie meant with the word 'cue' and decided to leave before the action would start.
"Aaagh, stop touching my butt!"
Well, it looked like Selina is on the win again xD