Author's note: I was originally writing these Omake every tenth chapter. The first one was only about a thousand words. The second one was at fourteen hundred. I got to thinking about it, and I realized something. If I kept adding in the characters, these Omake would get longer and longer. I then got to thinking about the fact that there were other things I wanted to do with the canon characters. So... I started writing BFW: Omake Collection so that I could do more.

That said, I HAVE come up with some sort of Omake that I can do every tenth chapter... but it is going to be different. Also, expect a few canon characters to be commenting towards the end using their own accounts now. There happens to be Chappy Chan Chan, Orihime-chan and Strawberry Orange are the ones that have been created already. Apologies for the long author's note.

User Name: Jolene Meyers
Summary: Kurosaki Amity is Ichigo's twin sister. She happens to be special and not normal.
Rating: K+
Genre: Family/Fantasy
Fan Work Number: 1.2.4

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Author's note – Has anyone else noticed the two girls trying to pretend to be Rukia and Orihime from Bleach? I heard my older sister tell me about trolls, but I never expected I would find them on the net. And then they create a so called account for Ichigo. Well, I don't believe it is him. I think that he is way too stupid to understand Stephanie Meyer's great work Twilight.

Ichigo's Twin Sister

In the morning, I woke up and found that I myself was the one who needed to make breakfast for everyone. The twins were really excited and I couldn't stand the fact that Yuzu was as cheerful as she was... she came across as dumb as our older brother. Karin was completely emo and also dumb. And our dad, well... he said a big truck ran through our door. As if. Why was everyone, including stupid Ichigo so willing to believe this?

Thankfully though, I had Rukia to help me. She refused to help cook, saying she was a bad cook, and instead set the table with the dishes, then went and hid. She said something about not telling Ichigo where she was. When he got down stairs, he was picking his nose and he gobbled down the food, not bothering to thank me. Shit on him really.

We then headed to school, my brother being such the big idiot he was, he didn't notice Orihime. She looked to be a complete whore, with the front of her shirt unbuttoned to show her cleavage and she ran away like a coward. It is obvious that she wants to dig it with my brother. I bet that she ends up pregnant by the end of the year. I also wouldn't be surprised if my brother was the father.

The teacher introduced both me and Rukia and nerd guy went all gaga over us. I wanted the school day to end, however... Rukia said something about taking my dumb brother out to train. Myself was included because of the fact that his powers and mine were connected. The lovely bit about having a twin is just mondo wonderful.

Anyways, we went into the courtyard and my brother was knocked out of his body, to which he started screaming like a girl. Thankfully, Rukia kicked him in the groin area and proceeded to kick me out of my body, in which I ended up safe and sound. I also didn't scream.

We then headed out to where the park was and we waited for something to show up. Rukia said something about the Hollow chasing the boy, and there it came, chasing after the boy. Rukia and Ichigo had some sort of stupid argument. I wanted to stay out of it, so I simply left them alone to muse over their problems.

However, as he went to strike the Hollow that was chasing the boy, it suddenly turned after me and hurried away. Right towards me. I simply stood there, wondering what my big brother would do, while Rukia had a mortified look. I mean, hello. She just told us today that she lost her powers. Well, Ichigo got there in time.

"Look Rukia. All I know enough of is to protect my family and that which I know and see needing protection of. Does that make any sense at all?" Ichigo stated.

"No. It sounds stupid." The female sighed.

"What my stupid brother means to say is, protecting someone isn't about duty. It is about what is right." I said.

Rukia nodded her head at me. "That makes a lot of sense."

OMAKE

"i tink ichigo wod lik twiligt cause it easy to read... that y i lik i lik tiz chabder" Cutie Pie wrote to Jolene.

Of course, Jolene found the need to respond to the said response. "I can see him liking the whole series too. I just don't think he won't get what is written."

She then moved onto the next review. Orange Strawberry wrote this to her. "Look, I know that two of my friends have been saying who they might possibly be. I am not going to claim that I am Ichigo. However, I am rather bothered by the fact you think that Twilight is the greatest thing written, when it in truth is not. The book series is sexist, demoralizing and teaches young girls the wrong thing"

He then continued. . "At that, I honestly don't care what you say about this Ichigo character, but I don't like what you say about Karin and Yuzu. They are not at all like how you portray them in this story. They may be obnoxious and have their faults at times, but the truth of the matter is, they are just normal eleven year old girls. Karin is NOT Emo and Yuzu... she may be happy all the time, but you don't want to be on her bad side.

"Also, SHE would have been the one cooking, not this girl. Yuzu's kitchen is Yuzu's kitchen. Honestly, the real world doesn't work this way. Try looking up the term 'willing suspense of disbelief."

Jolene felt her temper rising. "You reviewed before, didn't you? Didn't I tell you it was my story? I can do whatever I want, right?"

"Sure. You can do whatever you want to. That doesn't change the fact that what you are doing is bad writing. You can tell me not to read it too, and I don't plan on it after this chapter. However, I read the first few chapters to see if it was a good story or not, and what I found was... well... badly written. You posted to the net, so I can tell you publicly that your writing is bad."

At that, Jolene felt a few tears running down her cheeks. "You know what? You are absolutely a mondo jerk! I hate the fact that you think it is all right to tell someone that their work sucks when it honestly doesn't based on some fabricated nonsense. Go jump in a lake and castrate yourself."

"Yeah. From what I've read in your author's notes and this fanfic and how you are sexist against males, I am sure you would love that. Talk to me once you've read and can understand some of the classics, like Shakespeare, Poe, Christie, Doyle and many, many more. When all you've read is stuff like Twilight, I can't take your word about what is good and bad writing seriously."

"Meyer said that her work was better then Shakespeare's, so there! Digital sticking out of the tongue!" Jolene smirked when she didn't get a response back from the guy, feeling as if she had won. She then went onto anther one of her reviews, piddling through those that gushed her praise and the she came across another she didn't like.

"You know. I liked your story at one time, but when you started treating Orihime like shit, I had to stop. She is a good friend of mine. Well, Ichigo is too, but I like the funny of him being the opposite intelligent wise of what he is. I'm not reading your story anymore." The review was signed by Chappy Chan Chan.

Jolene though choose to ignore the review, but found another from someone she really despided, the neigborhood flamer. "The review saying that Meyer's work sucks is right. He's also right about it being sexist."

"Neither one of you understand what the word sexist means, because you two guys are the ones being sexist to the females. I can't believe that he said that I am sexist to males! That is impossible." Jolene wrote out.

"Actually, he is right about the fact that you are sexist against males. You probably think, if all the nurses are female, you are thinking, fine, we don't need male nurses. However, you probably think, we have only male doctors, so we need female doctors. Then again, you likely don't know what I am saying here. You did give me some more material to work with, though this time it was boring compared to the rest."

At that, the female let out a sigh. A new reviewer showed up. "Hi. I am Macho Nacho. My sister says that I am spending to much time on what she considers a crappy site. However, I love your story. I think it has something to do with the live action movie I see being shot around here."

"You mean Bleach is getting a live action movie? That would be so cool! Anyways, it stinks that your sister is like that. I have an older sister myself who thinks that I need to get a life, but she's the one who needs to."

"Could you pair your character up with Keigo?" The person asked.

"No. I don't know who I want to pair her up with yet, but I don't like him."

"Meanie..."