Respect: Areatha Franklin
He'd been watching me- particularly my chest area- for a while, but I wasn't interested. I thought I'd made it obvious, but clearly not.
Anyway, I knew all about him. He'd been working his way around all the wome in the building. He'd groped Lana in the lift. Now he was trying to do it to me too.
I pushed him off and he stumbled. "Don't bother." I snapped.
He snorted. "Why, would you rather be shagging Spooky than me?"
The lift doors tinged open just as I said "Frankly, I'd rather have sex with a mollusc. I'm sure their technique is much more subtle."
There was laughter and whistles behind me. I stepped out of the life to the applause of all the women there and sauntered off, Mulder grinning at me at the end of the hall.
For the unintended Muse, for getting my butt into gear and reminding me to update =]