Sasuke's Day Special 5: A Day with Dora
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Sasuke's Day Special 5: A Day with Dora
For today's muy bien trip, Naruto…Sasuke are faced with their toughest challenge…
Dora: Hola I'm Dora will yo---
No GTFO, I'm not done yet anyways…This time there's no hope, opposite sides must come---
Dora: Sacre Bleu will you finish already
…ok one that wasn't even Spanish, two don't you ever rush me ok…ahem like I was saying; they must come together if they want to stay alive. There I'm DONE…*walks away* tch don't pay me enough for this bull shit
Sasuke: omg Naruto go away already
Naruto: no not until you come home
Sasuke: I'm better off here
Naruto: …so your happy being here with a snake pedo who drinks your blood like its fruit juice ?-?
Sasuke: … I said better off, not happy
Naruto: I think you like being here *turns away*
Sasuke: …o-o# idiot *runs off*
Naruto: cause I mean being in Konoha isn't that bad…least you wont be getting raped…right Sasuke?...Sasuke…*looks around* WTH teme don't you run away from me
Sasuke: *keeps running*
Naruto: hey *runs after him* don't you buy that buss pass o_o
Sasuke: *buys a bus pass* …
Naruto:…the hell teme don't go near that bus
Sasuke: *heads to the bus*
Naruto: …^-^# don't you dare buy me ramen ^^
Naruto: *buys ramen* …wait why the hell did I buy this
Naruto: yay thanks teme *snatches ramen* ^w^
Sasuke: …w-what o-o I'm so confused
Else where along the Amazon
Lee: I believe in the power of YOUTH OwO
Gai: that's right ^w^ let the power of yo---
NO WTH…how did you two get here o-o
Lee/Gai: through the power of YOUTH
…no gtho of this special
Dora: ^-^ Hola I'm---
Biznetch you too, GTHO it's not your time yet
Dora: that's it, keep this up and I swear…kami-sama I hate this
Why the hell do you keep not talking in Spanish O-o you know what screw it *grabs remote* we are so skipping ahead… *starts playing elevator music* please enjoy this interruption to do other things or enjoy…o-o this
Stop…Commercial Time
Sakura: have you ever felt…emotionally retarded like these men *points to Neji, Sasuke, Sai and Gaara*
Neji: hey I'm not emotionally retarded o_o#
Sai: I thought there was gonna be food
Sakura: …we lied
Sai: what *attempts to look shocked but fails*
Sakura: … *sighs* I'm not paid enough for this
Sasuke: aren't you wasting air time
Sakura: …O_O oh shit your right *looks at teleprompter* o-oh umm if you ever felt like these men then you need this ^_^ *pulls out a tied up Naruto*
Naruto: OxO lemf meh eaf chapeka *(Let me eat cupcakes)*
Everyone: O-O what did he say
Neji: IDK o-o
Sakura: anyways ^w^# you need this Sun of Uke
Random Person: OMFG Sun of Uke…what's that ?_?
Sakura: that's a good question random person…the Sun of Uke is THE happiest random ADDified thing on earth, it attracts emotionally retarded people…like these idiots o-0
Gaara: …* grabs Naruto and runs off*
Naruto: OxO helf meh Mashuke *(Help me Sasuke)*
Sasuke: ….get back here with my uke *chases Gaara*
Neji/Sai: o-o give us the sun *follows*
Sakura: *blinks* o-O umm works like a charm
Kakashi/Itachi: *jump out from a bush* Unleash the power of the SUN ^O^
Sakura: o-o# *leaves* I quit
Ok that's it we ill now return you to our regular program…yeah ^^#
In the middle of a field
Sasuke: *sits up* my head hurts…its not self inflicted pain so it hurts o-o *looks around* where the hell are we
Naruto: *jumps up* omg teme is this our honeymoon *-*
Sasuke: ….o-o our WHAT
Naruto: this isn't a dream…is it
Sasuke: *scoots away* no…its not o-o
Naruto: well this is awkward…
Sasuke: I thi---
Dora: Hola I'm Dora ^^
Naruto/Sasuke: *jump away* holy hell
Sasuke: who the hell are you
Dora: …Hola I'm Dora
Naruto: what the hell is she saying
Sasuke: IDK
Naruto: it's scary
Dora: ^^#
Boots: Dora, Dora who's that
Sasuke: *jumps away* holy crap talking anima;
Naruto: …Sasuke animals talk in our world too …
Sasuke: …oh yeah that's right
Dora: Este es mi amigo Boots ^-^
Sasuke: …what the hell is she saying
Naruto: who cares, we need to get back to our world
Dora: are you ready to go on an adventure
Naruto: *sighs* sure
Sasuke: dobe
Naruto: teme we might find a way home
Sasuke: …*sigh* fine
Dora: muy bien, now who do we call when we have to go somewhere…that's right the map
Naruto: *looks around* who the hell is she talking to
Dora: now let's call up mi amigo the map
Sasuke: or we can mapquest…
Dora: ^-^# …*demonic voice* I SAID lets CALL THE MAP
Sasuke/Naruto: *back away* O_O s-sure
The map: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the m---
Sasuke: holy shit *sets the map on fire* o-o
The map: *screaming in pain*
Naruto/Boots: o-o…
Ten minutes later
The map: *limps on screen* the bridge, the river, and magic portal, there that's where you go *leaves*
Dora: muy bien, come on vaminos everybody lets go *starts dancing down the road*
Boots: come on let's get to it, I know that we can do it *dances as well*
Naruto/Sasuke: … -.- *follow*
Dora: where are we going *claps*
Boots: to Ramen City
Naruto: holy shit really OwO
Dora: ….no we're not ^^
40 minutes, one song, and a therapy session later
Dora: where's the bridge…do you see the bridge
Naruto: seriously who is she talking to *looks around*
Sasuke: it's over there *points behind her*
Dora: where ?-?
Sasuke: o-o I just said behind you…did you even look
Boots: yeah there's the bridge *points to it*
Sasuke: I…I just…no forget it *starts walking* damn idiots
After crossing said bridge
Boots: where do we go next Dora
Dora: bridge…river…magi portal, we crossed the bridge so next comes
Naruto: the river…
Dora: the river ^^ right
Naruto: ha teme :p I'm so smart
Sasuke: …*starts walking*
Dora: do you see the river
Sasuke: its right there…right next to us O-O
Dora: really…where
Sasuke: OMG right there, this is ridiculous
Boots: yeah there's the river
Sasuke: *twitches* …
Naruto: S-Sasuke ?_?
1 hour and a therapy session later
Naruto: don't know why I had to carry them o_o *carrying a tied up Boots and Dora*
Dora/Boots: OxO…
Sasuke: you're the one who didn't want to leave them drowning in the river
Naruto: yeah I didn't want to hear Kiba's mouth about animal abuse
Sasuke: hmmm we crossed the bridge and the river…next is the portal
Naruto: do you see the portal
Sasuke: …O_O omg we're talking like them…
Naruto: where's the river…really where
Sasuke: *slaps him* no dobe don't let them lure you in, remember ninja's. ramen, Japanese
Naruto: …m-muy Bien
Sasuke: NOOOOO dobe snap out of it O-o
Dora: that's right Naruto join us muhahahahaha ^o^
Boots: muy, muy bien
Sasuke: how'd they get out…
Naruto: *walks towards them* the map o-o the map
Sasuke: never *tackles him* dobe its Sasuke remember me come on v-v
Naruto: …mi amigo… ^u^
Sasuke: no baka, you're rival, teme-koi come on you know me damn it
Naruto: …amigo
Sasuke: *tears up* kuso, Naruto I never said it…but damn it I love you, so please return to being my dobe-koi *kisses him*
Naruto: *blinks and tears up* S-Sasuke…teme…is that you
Sasuke: ^^ yeah its teme, now lets get the hell out of here *picks him up and runs to the portal*
Dora: noooOOOOOO
After the awesome mystical portal jump
Sasuke: *sits up* oh my head…where are we *looks around* forest…are we back in Konoha
Sakura: Hola I'm Sakura...do you want to go on an adventure
Sasuke: …no, no….no not again *grabs Naruto and runs away screaming*
Sakura: all I said was hi….
Thus ends Sasuke's Day special 5: A day with Dora, in the end Sasuke confesses to Naruto and wins a kiss, will they ever recover from this Spanish induced trip…lol nah probably not ^^
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TLP: woot so glad to finish this
Sasuke: how dare you make me cry do you know what that does to my eyeliner
TLP: …umm no and I don't care…Jesus be happy you got to kiss Naruto
Sasuke/Naruto: *blush and look away*
TLP: … oh my god
Light: you call
TLP: stop doing that Jesus
Jesus: you rang
TLP: O_O#####
Itachi/Dedara: Read and Review if you want more yaoi :P
TLP: don't advertise that O_O idiots
Iruka/Kakashi: want more yaoi then click that review button
TLP: stop it my lord I'm gonna put you all in a box
Sasuke: hey toss in some handcuffs and whip cream ^^
TLP: *twitches* omg … *runs off*
Sasori: …seriously just read and review
Deidara: UN bye