Title: Yumichika's Christmas Party

Word Count: 946

Pairings/Characters: Many characters and pairings. Notable pairings are Yumichika x Ikkaku, Tatsuki x Mizuiro, and Tesla x Orihime

Summary: Yet another party in Las Noches. Only thing different? This time it's a Christmas Party.

Prompt/Quote: Christmas! :D

Yumichika's Christmas Party

Bring presents for your friends + one for your beautiful host! :)

Everyone's welcome! You don't even have to be beautiful, as long as you bring your beautiful ghost a gift! :D

Ikkaku rolled his eyes. Of course he would do something like this. When was it taking place? His eyes skimmed the rest of the invitation. Ah. Tomorrow. Well, he should probably start shopping... give someone a list and make them do it.

"Why am I invited?" Grimmjow wondered, glaring at the lavender invitation. Many other Arrancar, Visoreds, and Humans were wondering the same thing.

Yumichika was wearing his new kimono, greeting guests as they came in. "You can put the gifts under the tree," he informed a rather present-laden Rukia. She nodded gratefully and dumped them rather ungracefully under the gigantic Christmas tree. How had Yumichika managed to rent out Aizen's meeting room, anyway?

After a few more people entered - most of them Arrancar who had taken a wrong turn - Yumichika shut the door and locked it. "Now we are going to listen to Christmas music as we open presents," he said, nodding to Aizen, who plugged his iPod into the gigantic speakers recently installed in the meeting room.

Yumichika clapped his hands twice and a group of members from Squad Two raced around the room, shoving people onto couches that had just appeared and piling presents in front of them. Yumichika looked delighted at the sheer number of presents he received, as if he'd forgotten that he'd explicitly stated that if you didn't get him a present, you couldn't come.

The fact that his present from Yachiru was chirping, however, and it was kind of freaking him out.

"I wanna open my presents first!" Yachiru chirped, bouncing up and down on Kenpachi's lap. Yumichika sighed.

"Okay... but open the one from me first," he said. She nodded.

"What one's from him, Kenny?" she asked, looking at the mass of presents in front of her.

"This one," Kenpachi said, pulling it from the bottom roughly. Everyone in the room winced as the rest of the presents fell to the ground with a thump.

Yachiru tore off the wrapping paper, only to find a box. "You got me a box!"

"Look inside the box," Yumichika said, rolling his eyes. She smiled and opened the box.

"Ohh! A kitty!" At this, everyone ripped open the first gift they could find. Yumichika facepalmed and decided to just let them do whatever they wanted.

Nnoitra glared at Yachiru when he opened his present consisting of spoons from all over the world. He would have probably gotten up and smacked her, but Kenpachi was looking rather protective of his little girl.

Ulquiorra didn't say anything out loud, but when he opened the new Linkin Park album from Orihime he was screaming on the inside with glee.

Grimmjow set up his present from Orihime in the corner, inviting anyone and everyone to come work out with him. Nobody joined him.

Orihime seemed to have gotten the perfect gifts for everyone, because as soon as Tesla opened his new Old Spice, he squealed with delight and hugged her, blushing soon after.

"Um... sorry..." he muttered, looking down at the ground. "I was just out... Have you opened your present from me yet?"

Orihime ripped open the small package and an eyepatch fell out. Tesla blushed again. "It's so... well... you match us now..."

Tesla then left. He was later seen working out with Grimmjow, muttering something about how 'she won't like me if I'm as un-muscly as I am now!' And yes, he did actually use the word 'un-muscly.'

Everyone, upon opening Rukia's gift, rolled their eyes and threw it back to her. Except Ashido, who opened his Chappy lunchbox, ate the contents, and then threw it back to Rukia.

Rukia was happy.

Aizen was creepily accurate in what to get people. Gin recieved a black trench coat and a black fedora and wore them the rest of the night, creeping out random guests. Momo opened the envelope her gift was in and promptly fainted, clutching the picture to her chest. Hitsugaya's envelope simply held a note that said 'HA HA HA.'

When he took a peek at Momo's gift he understood.

Tatsuki received the most expensive work-out clothes from Victoria's Secret and promptly kissed Mizuiro on the cheek, then hit him for knowing what size she wore.

Even Chojiro Sasakibe received a present. He burst into tears upon receiving it, and didn't even bother to open it.

It was from Rukia. Everyone knew what it was going to be.

Ikkaku felt something weird in his shihakusho. "Damn it..." he muttered, pulling out a box. "I forgot to wrap it. Hey, Yumichika!"

The beauty turned away from Luppi Antenor, who had been thanking him for the new Arrancar uniform. Hey, wasn't he dead?

Come to think of it, weren't half of the people who were here dead?

"What do you want, Ikkaku?" Yumichika asked.

"I forgot about your present," Ikkaku said. Just then, he tripped, and as he was getting up on one knee, held the small jewelry box out. Somewhere along the line, it had opened.

Everyone in the room gasped. Even Nnoitra, who was watching his new Spongebob episodes. Even Grimmjow and Tesla, who were having an intense workout session. Even Momo, who was unconscious.

"Ikkaku..." Yumichika breathed. There was silence. Ikkaku looked up.

"What? Yeah, it's pretty... I saw you looking at it, so I bought it for you for Christmas. What's the problem?" Ikkaku asked.

Yumichika tackled him and hugged him. "Yes! I will marry you!"

Ikkaku blinked. "Wait a minute, what?"