Venom ran at the large group of Avengers, who all dodged out of the way of his attack except for She-Hulk. She reeled back her right arm and punched him straight in the face, sending him flying back into the White House. It was the last straw for the beloved national anthem; the White House fell from the strain of all the destruction the fighting caused.
"Damn!" Spider-Man exclaimed.
"Are we going to have to pay for this?" Deadpool asked.
"That doesn't matter, let's find him and finish him before things get any worse!" Iron Man flew towards the destroyed building and searched for the fallen symbiote. He didn't have to search far as he saw a huge pile of debris being pushed aside and Venom came out. Venom's face was dented in and he was struggling to talk and see. Despite the hilarious sight, Iron Man still kept a straight face knowing that things could get worse any moment Venom was walking with chemical x in his system.
Venom stuck his thumb in his mouth and blew; his face popped back like a balloon. He shook the dizziness out of his head. "Goddamn, green skinned, fat ass slut!"
Iron Man aimed his repulsor blaster at the white symbiote. "All right, you baby killing son of a bitch, drop all your syringes and put your hands behind your head!"
Venom snarled at the armored superhero. "Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, Stark, the Mandarin?"
"Fine, I was hoping to put you down myself!" Iron Man fired a repulsor blast, but Venom simply dodged it. He then flew up towards Iron Man with the intent to slash him apart with his claws, but Iron Man sent the monster flying back with a metallic uppercut.
As Venom tried to regain his focus, Ms. Marvel and Spider-Woman flew up to him and began to attack him with a combination of fast kicks and punches to his body.
Venom began to double over in pain in every direction, in mid-air, over all the punches and kicks that were hitting him. Before the two female heroes could hit him one more time, Venom grabbed the back of their heads. "Filthy whores!"
Venom slammed their faces together, breaking their noses and knocking them unconscious. They began to fall to the green grass far below, but luckily for them, Spider-Man created a large web so that they landed on that instead of the grass.
"Hey!" Venom turned his head to see War Machine aiming his Gatling gun at him. "That's no way to treat a lady, punk!"
War Machine fired his weapon, showering Venom's head with bullets. Venom screamed in pain as the bullets ripped through his face, turning it to mush and he fell to the ground. Venom struggled on the ground and moved his hand to his stomach for a syringe. Hawkeye took advantage of Venom's fallen form by firing four arrows at him; impaling him in the arms and legs, sticking him to the ground like a grotesque crucifix.
Venom had one good eye left in the mess of his head. And when he opened it, he saw Deadpool, Ghost Rider, Spawn, She-Spawn, Iron Man, and War Machine standing over him with their weapons of choice aimed at him.
"Oh, no," Venom muttered before he was littered with flames, necroplasm, bullets, and repulsor blasts. Once the smoke cleared, all that was left were thirteen syringes and small splatters of white, symbiotic mass along with Venom's left arm.
"Is he de-…?" She-Spawn was cut off by Iron Man's hand.
"Don't finish that sentence. Let's just destroy these syringes and go home."
"Dibs," Deadpool aimed his machine gun at the syringes; but before he could pull the trigger, Venom's arm jumped up and stood on its fingers while no one was looking. The arm jumped up towards Deadpool's gun and cut it with its claws, shocking everyone.
"NOOOOOO! That was my favorite gun!" While Deadpool mourned for his destroyed weapon, everyone looked at the arm go for the Chemical X and they charged another attack. But to their shock, the arm shot a web at the syringes, yanked them up, and flew to the air.
"What…the fuck just happened?" Spawn asked as they all looked at the arm disappearing into the air.
"It doesn't matter what happened, but what's going to happen if that thing gets away. War Machine, you're with me," Iron Man and War Machine flew to the air and looked around for the murdering monster.
"Jim, you find anything?" Iron Man asked his friend.
"Nothing, this guy's either hiding his energy signature or he never had one to begin with," War Machine theorized as he searched for the monster. While he was searching, he felt something-or someone- poke him in the shoulder.
"Yoo-hoo," War Machine turned around to see Venom smiling sinisterly at him. War Machine prepared his Gatling gun, but Venom head-butted him, knocking him out cold. Before War Machine could fall to the ground, Venom caught him.
Iron Man turned around and his eyes widened at the sight of his best friend being held unconscious by the child murdering symbiote. "RHOADIE!!!"
Iron Man charged his repulsor blast and fired it at Venom's head; bad idea as Venom used War Machine as a human shield. Venom rubbed more salt in the wound by using War Machine's own missile launcher against Iron Man, firing off a barrage of missiles at the golden avenger. The explosives dented his armor and left scorch marks; the damage was enough to knock him out, but not enough to kill him, since none of them hit his arc reactor.
Like War Machine before him, Venom caught Iron Man before he fell to the ground 100 feet below. "I've got plans for you two!"
Down below, Spider-Man, Deadpool, and all the other heroes were looking for the two iron warriors.
"Do you see anything?" Spider-Man looked around in the sky for his comrades.
"No," Deadpool looked at his watch. "But I sense something bad happening in 3…2…"
Spider-Man's spider sense went off and he looked to the sky and saw two falling objects. "Everyone duck!"
Everyone did as recommended once they saw Iron Man and War Machine fall to the ground at high speeds. They crashed into the ground, leaving a small pothole in the grass.
"Are they dead?" Captain America asked as he stood up.
Spawn, being able to sense the dead, could tell that they were fine. "They're alive."
"But where's Venom?" She-Hulk asked.
"You guys…" Spider-Man shakily pointed at the reflecting pool; which was vibrating. "Look!"
The remaining heroes then heard and felt stomping. They then turned around and many of their jaws drop at the sight of Venom, who was now 50-feet tall and looking down at them as if they were insects.
"You have a bad case of open-mouth-insert-dick syndrome, you green skinned slut!" Venom brought down his fist towards the hero; who all scattered just in time as his attack shook the ground and left a hand print in the ground.
Spawn was the first to attack by shooting his chains and wrapping them around the giant Venom's neck. His attack was in vain, as the giant jerked his head back and Spawn was sent flying into Venom's huge mouth. Venom began to close his mouth, but Spawn held it up as much as he can. But even with his strength, Spawn couldn't keep Venom's mouth open for long, as it came down on him. Venom bit down on the hellspawn's body, enjoying his screams of pain, but then he noticed something; Spawn tasted terrible! Venom spat Spawn out, not wanting to taste anymore of his decomposed body.
Spawn rolled around the ground, covered in saliva. Once he stopped rolling, he looked over himself in disgust.
She-Spawn came up behind him. "Spawn, are you okay?"
Spawn glared at his female counterpart. "I just rolled around in an alien's mouth and you're asking me if I'm okay?! For God's sake, Hell was more pleasant than that bastard's mouth!"
"Baby," She-Spawn muttered before looking up to see that Venom had disappeared. Keeping her mouth shut, she reached behind her back and grabbed her sickle (A/N: Look for a picture of this character's action figure at ). She looked around in a circle, looking for the monster.
All the other heroes were in equal shock. As soon as they turned their backs, Venom had vanished out of sight.
"Everyone get together, form a circle," Captain America ordered and everyone complied. They turned around, searching and preparing for the worst.
Out of nowhere, She-Spawn felt something invisible wrap around her neck, choking her. She dropped her sickle and grabbed for whatever was strangling her, trying to pull it off. Her attempts were futile, and she was yanked back and held up in mid-air. Venom then made himself visible again, back in his normal size and holding the female hellspawn over his head.
"Let's see if Hell creatures taste better when they have a good complexion," Venom opened his mouth wide and bit down on She-Spawn's side. She screamed as she felt his monstrous teeth tear into her skin, spilling necroplasm all over her symbiotic costume and tear off a huge chuck of her side. Venom took sadistic pleasure in causing pain to the demon, despite the fact that he hated the taste of her green blood.
"Let her go!!!" Venom heard Spawn yell and saw the reluctant demonic hero turn his red cape into an ax and charge right at him. Venom grinned and threw the woman he was torturing to the side. Before Spawn could bring his ax down and chop the alien in half, Venom grabbed both of Spawn's arms and ripped them off. To rub salt in the screaming demon's wound, Venom beat Spawn to the ground with his own arms.
"Who's next?" Venom asked as he threw the arms to the ground. Once he turned to look at the heroes, noticed something. "Where's Captain America?"
As soon as he said this, Captain America jumped up behind Venom and wrapped his arms around his neck. Venom roared and began struggling like a bull. "Get off me, you conservative motherfucker!"
"Now, Strange!" Cap ordered. Dr. Strange held out his hands and began a chant. His hands began to glow, and before Venom knew it, Captain America let go of his neck, and red chains shot out of the ground and wrapped around his limbs and neck. As much as Venom struggled, he couldn't break the mystical chains.
"It's over for you, you murderer," Ghost Rider took off his chain and began to walk over to the struggling Venom.
"It's not going to be over until I turn this planet into an atomic wasteland!" Venom inhaled deeply and snorted, despite not having a nose. Then, to shock everyone even further, he spat out a spike straight at Ghost Rider. Ghost Rider dodged the projectile and it went straight through Dr. Strange's left hand, and he was sent screaming and flying towards a wall. Once the spike impaled itself on the wall, the back of the Sorcerer Supreme's head hit the wall and was knocked out cold and the chains disappeared from his body. Grinning, Venom began to march over to the six remaining heroes.
Spider-Man got an idea. "Deadpool, get your grenades ready! Ghost Rider, Fastball Special!"
Deadpool took out a grenade and Ghost Rider grabbed him by the chest, and then hurled him towards Venom like a softball. Venom couldn't see the fast attack coming towards him and Deadpool landed on Venom's slimy shoulders.
"Who wants snacks?" Deadpool removed the pin from his grenade and shoved it into Venom's mouth. As soon as Deadpool jumped off, Spider-Man jumped in front of his enemy.
"You do!" Spider-Man webbed Venom's mouth and jumped neck to his mercenary teammate before the grenade exploded, leaving nothing but a cloud of smoke.
"And they lived happily ever after," Deadpool turned his head to look at the smoke cloud. "Except for Venom... and most of the heroes here if they're alive. Hey, if Iron Dildo's dead, I call dibs on Stark Tower."
Before Deadpool could continue his senseless rambling, both he and Spider-Man saw the smoke cloud clear and Venom was unharmed.
"You cock sucking Canadian!" Venom screamed at the merc-with-the-mouth. "I'm going to bite off your fucking head!!!"
"My… head?" Deadpool's eyes widened. "Oh crap!"
"What do we do now?" Spider-Man asked in a panic as Venom marched angrily towards his two hated enemies.
"Well, we could sacrifice you and end this fanfic quicker," Deadpool suggested.
"Oh, real nice, asshole! You do know that he's going to blow up the planet even after he kills me!"
"You got any better ideas?!" Deadpool asked his friend.
As soon as Deadpool finished his question, Spider-Man did come up with an idea. "Actually…yeah."
Spider-Man grabbed Deadpool and hurled him at Venom. "No! Wait, Peter, we're friends! I'm sorry!"
As soon as Deadpool was within Venom's reach, Venom used his claws to slice off Deadpool's arms and legs, spilling blood all over the green grass.
Deadpool's torso rolled around the grass a bit before opening his mouth again. "Guys, help! Give me a hand…or more precisely an arm. A leg would be nice."
None of the heroes heard the mercenary's cry for help; as they were too busy charging at Venom in an attempt to beat him.
"Fine, I'll do it myself!" Deadpool flipped himself to his stomach and began to crawl towards his limbs. "This is why I hate fan fiction! No yellow boxes; Venom becomes all powerful and beats all the heroes; Spider-Man gets Black Cat; and what do I get? My limbs chopped off! This better not happen in any fanfic's involving me after the Wolverine movie comes out."
Black Cat wanted to make the first attack, but was held back by Spider-Man. "Felicia, you have to come with me to the bomb shelter."
"What?! Peter, you can't be serious!"
"Trust me, I have a plan," Spider-Man reassured his girlfriend. "Come on, help me grab Wade and let's run to the bomb shelter."
While Deadpool was trying to put his arm back into the stub, his torso was picked up by Spider-Man while Black Cat grabbed his severed limbs.
"What's going on?" Deadpool asked as Spider-Man ran for the demolished White House. "Are we going to have a threesome?"
"No, Wade, this is more important than your sick fantasies!" Spider-Man chastised as he and Black Cat jumped into the hole that led to the bomb shelter.
Back on land, the battle continued as the 3 remaining heroes: She-Hulk, Captain America, and Ghost Rider, circled around Venom. With the rest of their comrades down, if they didn't stopped Venom, no one would.
Captain America made the first attack by throwing a roundhouse punch towards Venom's head. Unfortunately for him, Venom ducked the attack and sent his elbow into Captain America's rib cage; cracking some of the ribs and making it hard for him to breathe. Cap wrapped his arms around his damaged chest and struggled to breathe. Venom took advantage of America's greatest champion's vulnerability by grabbing his head and throwing him to the other end of the garden.
As Venom was distracted by the pathetic sight of America's most beloved hero being taken down, She-Hulk sent a straight punch towards Venom's jaw, sending him flying and screaming to the sky.
Venom readjusted himself in the air and shot his eye lasers at the green skinned woman's chest, sending her flying a few yards and knocking her out.
Ghost Rider retaliated by throwing his chain and wrapping it around Venom's neck. "GET OVER HERE!!!"
Ghost Rider yanked back and dragged Venom over to him. Ghost Rider held Venom by the neck and brought his face up to him. "You child murdering monster! I never could use my penance stare against you before because you were one of the few creatures in this filthy universe that didn't have a soul. But, let's see if these new powers of yours gave you one. Look into my eyes! You are stained with the blood of innocent children. Feel their pain. Feel their suffering."
While the penance stare would make a grown man cry as their soul burned, it didn't seem to have the same effect on Venom. "Oh, no. Please, have mercy. You dipshit! I still have no soul to burn. Now, you look into my eyes!"
Venom shot his eye lasers into Ghost Rider's eyes, blinding him. Ghost Rider screamed, let go of Venom, and grabbed his damaged eyes. He began to walk around aimlessly. "You bastard alien! When I find you, I'm going to drag you to the deepest layer of Hell and serve you to the gluttons!"
"That's if you can find me," Ghost Rider turned around, still blinded, at the direction of the voice. He tried to grab whatever was talking, but found nothing. He then felt someone poking at his back and turned around, only to be slapped in the face with a hammer. He fell to the ground and struggled to get up, but Venom continued to hit him in the face with his hand hammer every time he tried to get back up. After it was all over, Ghost Rider had a broken jaw, collar bone, and six ribs.
"All right, Parker, it's your…?" Venom turned around to face his most hated enemy, only to see nothing. "Parker? Parker? That pussy must've run away, pissing himself in fear. Oh, well."
Venom looked over all the fallen warriors who came to stop him from blowing up their planet. He smirked at how pathetically they failed. He didn't know if many of them were unconscious or dead, but he thought it wouldn't be a good idea to let good meat go to waste. He looked over at She-Spawn, struggling to get up and trying to cover the huge wound on her side. He smiled to himself and began to walk over to her. "Better finish what I began."
Venom stood over her and planted his foot on her wound, causing her to groan in pain and planting an even bigger smile on his face. Before he could begin his feasting, Spawn wrapped his chains around Venom's arm; a weaker attack, considering the state that he was now in.
"No." Spawn painfully whispered, trying to help his teammate.
"Such heroic nonsense," Venom shot his eye lasers into Spawn's head, burning two small holes in his head and causing the chains to fall of Venom's arm. "Now, where was I?"
Before Venom could begin his perverted pleasures, he heard thunder behind him. He released his foot from She-Spawn's side and turned around to see a thunder storm forming in the sky. To anyone else, it would be shocking that a thunderstorm would be forming so fast. To Venom, it only brought a smile to his face, because it meant only one thing.
"Someone's finally bringing the thunder."