Okay. So sadly none of my children or adoptive children want to make fun of this chapter. Luckily, we have Nrp here to do this as his punishment. Yay!

Nrp: This is cruel and unusual punishment.

Exactly why we're doing it.

Nrp: Let's just get this over with.

Chapter 21.

Later we all went in the skull. Nrp: Is it the skull of your enemies? No? That sucks. Draco was crying in da common room. "Draco are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice. Nrp: Sooooo, your usual voice?

"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide. Nrp: Please do. Death makes everything more enjoyable. What? I'm not supposed to condone that? Well, this is what happens when you let a Reverse Worldian do this.

"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better." Nrp: I don't like the sound of that.

"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" Nrp: Ahh. Me and the crazy lady thought the same thing. That isn't good. I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.

"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!) Nrp: Wellllll. I ain't homophobic. I have a phobia of homophilics like you Tara.

And then….. we Nrp: Time for my favorite part. *shoots all of them. herd sum footsteps! Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke Nrp: What is he supposed to do with an invincible coke? . We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily Nrp: Hold the phone. The cat? with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly. Nrp: Wait just one second. The cat and Filtch swapped? What the fuck?

"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris.

"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way. Nrp: Stupid idiot.

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. Nrp: Seeeeeee. Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked. Filth nodded. And then….Vampir Nrp: *shoots Vampire* frenched me Nrp: That is rape man. Not cool. ! He did it jus as….. Mr. Norris Nrp: *shoots Mr. Norris. was taking of da cloak!1

"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.

"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?" Nrp: Of course he is. You idiots slit your wrists more often than I die and come back to life.

"I guess though." Draco weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Fug and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1 Nrp: Does anyone know what happened in that paragraph?

Nrp: That was surprisingly fun. Can I do it again? Please?

*shocked* He said please. That is a new development. Well, should Nrp be allowed to do it again guys?