Oh my god! I've been away for so long! Almost five months! D: I'm so sorry! I really am! Lots of stuff has been going on lately. However, I'm back. And here's the next chapter of the L What If Parody. Sakonon did not help with this one, so it might not be very good. Also, the writing might suck because I haven't written in this format in 5 months. So tell me what you think!
Scenario: What if L met a rabid Light fangirl?
L: Hello ther—
Light Fangirl: OMG! It's L! –glares- I hate you!
L: May I inquire why?
Light Fangirl: Because of what you did to my Light-kun!
L: … And what, exactly, did I do to "your Light-kun"?
Light Fangirl: You put him in solitary confinement!
L: That was Light-kun's choice.
Light Fangirl: You handcuffed him to yourself! My poor Light-kun!
L: …You do realize he killed me?
Light Fangirl: Of course! And you deserved it!
L: Just making sure.
Light Fangirl: And he's so much smarter than you!
L: If that were the case, then how was it that I was able to tell from the very start that he was Kira?
Light Fangirl: It was all Misa's fault! ! ! ! !
L: I had come to that conclusion before Amane even showed up.
Light Fangirl: You're just jealous because my Light-kun is HAWT!
L: Why would I be jealous of that? Besides, Light-kun died, too.
Light Fangirl: -furious- WE DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS!
(Oh my god, that…completely and utterly failed.)
Scenario: What if Darth Vader suddenly burst into the room and shouted, "L! I AM YOUR FATHER!" ?
Darth: -bursts in the room- L! I AM YOUR FATHER!
L: -glances up, takes a bite of cake- That's interesting. I am your mother.
Darth: … -weirded out; leaves-
Oh man. I am going to stop right here. This is officially the suckiest thing I've ever written o_O. This failed so badly. …
-Ratt Kazamata