A/N: I have TOO MUCH HOMEWORK!!!! Because our district didn't make Bush's retarded "No Child Left Behind" requirements, our teachers are cracking down on us with LOADS AND LOADS of homework. But my school DID meet the criteria, being the toughest school in the district. But since the rest didn't make it, we have to work our asses off too. Not to mention that our regular classes have become AP and our AP was already graduate school level (the teacher said so) so I have no clue what it is now. AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH!!!!! T.T This sucks.

Disclaimer: I do not own GX. Angel Duelist 153 helped me with this.

Plan U:

Chazz cackled wickedly to himself as he went to the front office. He knew he was, in a way, recycling an old idea; however, he needed to do something to catch his favorite blonde's eye. And what better way than to melt her heart? He had, what he considered, to be the best plan ever.

Stepping into the office, he stuck his nose in the air and proudly marched up to the secretary's desk. "Did my mother leave something for me here? I do believe she did, and if so, I shall be picking it up."

The secretary rolled her eyes. "Yes. Now here, take it and go." She gestured towards the corner.

Chazz smirked. "Excellent," he hissed.

Quickly taking hold of his prize, he skulked out into the hall, keeping to the shadows. Then, spotting Alexis, he rushed over, beaming and smiling brightly.

"Good morning!" He chirped.

"Um, hi…" She looked uncertainly at him, then gasped, staring at what he was pushing: a baby stroller complete with the baby.

"How are you?" He asked, trying to start a conversation.

"Um…" She stared at the child, horrified.

Bewildered, he tried to explain to her. "I love kids…"

A strange look twisted her delicate features, then tears brimmed in her eyes. "Poor baby!" She gushed, "Having Chazz for a father and Jasmine for a mother!"

Chazz stared at her. "Come again?"

"Remember, you said you liked Jasmine! So something must've been going on between you two that I didn't know about!" She stared at the baby sympathetically. "How could you do this to the poor child!"

"WHAT?!!!" He gasped, looking mortified and insulted, "No, no, no, you've got it ALL wrong. This is my cousin, NOT my son. I'm only babysitting. Yeesh, Jasmine and I never even went out. We did nothing. I dropped that plan."

She raised an eyebrow, trying to comprehend what he'd just said. "A plan?"

He mentally smacked himself for giving it away. "I meant…I mean…"

"Whatever." Now displaying extreme disinterest, she turned on her heel and walked away, seemingly indifferent towards him.

He gawked after her, mouth agape. "Alexis, wait!"
At that moment, the baby started crying. Looking down, he saw that the child's diaper was sagging. Horrified, he could only stand there and stare. It wasn't like he knew what to do anyway.

As the child began to scream, its cries echoing through the hallway, Chazz knew he was in too deep. "Alexis, wait, please come back! I don't know what to do! ALEEEXIIIIIIIISSS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She did not come back. He could only stand helplessly in the hall as the baby screamed louder.

A/N: That, frankly, was not as funny as the others. Oh well. Chazz sure crashed on that one. XD He's such a fool. He knows nothing about how to win a woman's heart. Not like anyone knows how to win Alexis'. XD