The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble
Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.
Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.
Chapter 21: A 100th Milestone
The fans started to count down to the next entrant.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #96: Marco Diaz (Star vs. The Forces of Evil)
Out of the stage was this teenage boy with short black hair, orange hoodie, and black pants, Marco Diaz got a good ovation from the crowd as Star Butterfly happily looked from ring one.
"Look likes Star got a savior in this rumble," JBL said.
"Marco Diaz is number ninety-six in this rumble, and he will protect Star no matter what," Michael Cole said.
Marco then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, then he gets King Cuerno with an enzugiri to the back of the skull.
"Enzugiri by Marco and down goes King Cuerno," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, "Razor" Jake Clawson tries to get Marco, but Marco grabs Jake by the head and throws him over the top rope, lucky Jake was able to remain on the apron.
"Jake manage to avoid the elimination at the moment," JBL said.
As Jake stand on the apron, Marco runs up and nails Jake with a big boot to the face, the impact knocks Jake off the apron and his feet hitting the floor, ending his run in the rumble to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"And Marco eliminates Jake from the rumble, who was in for over forty minutes," Michael Cole said.
72nd eliminated: "Razor" Jake Clawson, by Marco Diaz, Duration-40:18
As Jake left the ringside area with the crowd giving him a standing ovation for his duration in the ring. In ring two, Trent scoops Ethan Carter III up and slams him near the bottom left corner.
"Scoop slam from Trent onto EC3," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Johnny Mundo runs up and hops onto the top rope on the bottom left corner of ring two, then he hits a moonsault as the fans pop for the move.
"Moonsault from Johnny Mundo onto EC3," JBL said.
As Johnny got up, Eva comes from behind and gets him with a release German suplex.
"German suplex by Eva on Johnny," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Marco and Star were trading punches with father and son duo, Al and Bud Bundy, and it was a back and forth battle.
"Look at this battle between the Bundy duo against Star and Marco," Jerry Lawler said.
After five seconds, Austin Moon and Tyler James sneak from behind and give the Bundy duo twin back suplexes.
"Austin and Tyler just take down Al and Bud with twin back suplexes," Michael Cole said.
Then, Austin and Tyler give Star and Marco twin dropkicks, taking them down.
"Twin dropkicks from Austin and Tyler, taking Star and Marco down," JBL said.
As Austin and Tyler got up, Roman Reigns rushes into ring one and nails Austin and Tyler with a double spear bringing a mix response from the crowd.
"Roman just spears Austin and Tyler to oblivion," Jerry Lawler said.
As Roman got up and was looking around the ring for someone to fight and with brawls happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means another person was about to enter.
"Who is number ninety-seven," Michael Cole said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Then these words blared from the speakers.
Awesome.
Entrant #97: The Miz
Out of the stage was "The Awesome" wrestler and B-list actor, The Miz, who came to a bunch of boos from the fans.
"Entrant ninety-seven is former WWE champion, The Miz," JBL said.
"Miz lasted over forty minutes in the 2012 Royal Rumble, so he has rumble experience," Jerry Lawler said.
Miz runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, but Roman takes him down with a spear as the fans pop for the move.
"Spear from Roman and down goes Miz," Michael Cole said.
Then, Wolverine grabs Miz by the head, lifts him upside down in a piledriver position, and gives him a brutal piledriver.
"Piledriver on Miz, he has not gotten any offence in since entering," JBL said.
Then, Roman picks up Miz and tosses him over the top rope with his feet hitting the floor, ending The Miz's rumble run with cheers from the crowd.
"And with that, The Miz is gone from the rumble," Jerry Lawler said.
73rd eliminated: The Miz, by Roman Reigns, Duration-0:15
As The Miz left the ringside area just furious that he was eliminated early, in ring two, Eva gets Kyo Kusanagi in a powerbomb position, then she gives a powerbomb into the top left corner.
"Powerbomb by Eva into the corner," JBL said.
As Kyo stumble out of the corner, Jimmy Uso gives Kyo a quick powerslam.
"Powerslam from Jimmy on Kyo," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Kurt Angle gets Roman from behind with an Angle slam.
"Angle slam from Kurt onto Roman," Jerry Lawler said.
Kurt turns around and Marco gives him a roundhouse kick to the side of the head, then Star gives him a belly to belly suplex.
"What a combination of moves from Star and Marco," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Booker T kicks Mario in the gut, then he bounces off the ropes, and gets Mario with the scissors kick.
"Scissors kick by Booker T and Mario is down," JBL said.
As Booker T was looking for a person to fight and with fights happening around the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means another entrant was about to appear.
"Who's about to enter next," Jerry Lawler said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #98: Duncan (Total Drama)
With punk music blaring through the speakers, out of the stage was the Total Drama delinquent, Duncan, who came out to a mix reaction from the crowd (but it was mostly cheers).
"Oh man, not this punk," Michael Cole said.
"Entrant ninety-eight is Total Drama's Duncan," JBL said.
Duncan runs down the ramp and he enters the ring. He then takes down Marco and Star with a double clothesline.
"Double clothesline and down goes Star and Marco," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Duncan gives Kevin Owens a kick right into his junk as Kevin Owens rolled around the ring in pain.
"And Duncan just kicks Kevin Owens below the belt," JBL said.
In ring two, Shinsuke Nakamura grabs Johnny's legs from behind and gives him a wheelbarrow suplex.
"Wheelbarrow suplex from Shinsuke on Johnny," Michael Cole said.
As Shinsuke got up, Trent runs up and gives him a Rough Ryder, knocking him down.
"Rough Ryder from Trent, amazing for someone who is in there for over fifty-two minutes," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Jeff Jarrett was unleashing forearms to the back of Flash Sentry.
"Jeff is beating Flash with those vicious forearms," Michael Cole said.
After several seconds of beating Flash down, Duncan blasts Jeff in the face with a chair (he found the chair close to the top left corner) and the shot could be heard throughout the stadium.
"Duncan just nails Jeff in the face with the chair," JBL said.
Then, Duncan nails Tyler in the face with the chair as well as the fans boo at that brutal chair shot.
"Down goes Tyler with a chair shot as well," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Falco Lombardi lifts up Eva in this electric chair position while Jimmy climb up to the top rope on the bottom right corner of ring two.
"I believe this is going to end badly," JBL said.
Eva then rakes Falco in the eyes and she drops off of his shoulders, then she pushes him into the bottom right corner, causing Jimmy to wreck himself on the ropes.
"Eva pushes Falco into the corner and Jimmy is wrecked in the corner," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Jeff was slowly getting up from the chair shot, now bleeding from the head.
"And Jeff has been busted wide open from that chair shot," Jerry Lawler said.
As Jeff turned around, Austin and Bud get him with a double Northern Lights suplex.
"Double Northern Lights suplex from Austin and Bud," JBL said.
As Austin and Bud got up, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means another entrant was coming out.
"Who has drawn number ninety-nine," Michael Cole said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #99: Matt Sydal
Out of the stage was the former WWE star, Matt Sydal. With his short black hair and wearing his red and black wrestling pants, Matt got an amazing ovation from the crowd for his return.
"I don't believe it," Jerry Lawler said in shock.
"Entrant ninety-nine was formerly Evan Bourne, now he is Matt Sydal, representing Dragon Gate Wrestling and Ring of Honor," Michael Cole said.
Matt sprints down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then takes down Austin with a dropkick.
"Dropkick to Austin," JBL said.
Then, he gets Tyler with a dropkick as well.
"Down goes Tyler thanks to that dropkick," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Matt gives Roman a jumping DDT, taking him down.
"Jumping DDT on Roman, Matt is on fire," JBL said.
In ring two, Kyo gets Falco in a powerbomb position, then he lifts him high in the air and brings him down with a Last Ride powerbomb, with Falco's head bouncing off the mat.
"Last Ride from Kyo and Falco's head hits the mat hard," Michael Cole said.
Then, Kyo picks Falco up and tosses him over the top rope and his feet hitting the floor, ending Falco's rumble run and scoring Kyo another elimination.
"And with that, Kyo scores his eighth elimination in the match," Jerry Lawler said.
74th eliminated: Falco Lombardi, by Kyo Kusanagi, Duration-21:23
As Falco left the ringside area, in ring one, Matt gave Jimmy a neckbreaker near the top right corner of ring one.
"Neckbreaker from Matt onto Jimmy," JBL said.
Then, Matt climbs up to the top rope on the top right corner and after a few seconds, Matt gets him with Air Bourne as the fans pop for the move.
"Air Bourne from Matt onto Jimmy," Michael Cole said.
As Matt got up, Duncan takes him down with a clothesline as the fans boo at that move.
"Duncan ruins the mood with that clothesline," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, EC3 clips Kyo leg, bringing him onto one knee.
"EC3 clips Kyo's leg, can someone eliminate that creep," JBL said.
Then, Eva comes up and kicks EC3 in the gut, then she hooks one of EC3's arms and she hooks one of Kyo's arms, then she lifts both of them up and takes them down with a double suplex.
"Double suplex from Eva and she easily takes down Kyo and EC3," Michael Cole said.
As Eva got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means another entrant was about to appear.
"We'll be a third through the rumble in about ten seconds," Jerry Lawler said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #100: Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
Out of the stage was one half of the Winchester Bros., Dean Winchester. With his short brown hair, black dress shirt, brown jacket, black pants, and black shoes, Dean got a respectable ovation from the crowd (it seems they were fans of Supernatural).
"Well things are about to get paranormal in this rumble," JBL said.
"Entrant one hundred is Dean Winchester of the hit CW series, Supernatural," Michael Cole said.
Dean runs down the ramp and when he grabs the top rope, Jimmy was about to bounce off the ropes, but he went over the top rope and his feet hit the floor, ending his run in an unexpected manner.
"That mistake just cost Jimmy Uso the match," Jerry Lawler said.
75th eliminated: Jimmy Uso, by Dean Winchester, Duration-11:05
As Jimmy Uso left the ringside area, Dean looks under the apron for a weapon and then he pulls out a kendo stick and enters the ring.
"Looks like Dean is about to go hardcore in this rumble," JBL said.
Dean then nails Marco in the ribs with that stick, he then gets Star, Jeff, Austin, and Tyler with shot to the ribs as well, finally he nails Roman in the head with that kendo stick.
"Dean is going mental in this rumble just like Lelouch earlier in the match," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Dean dodges a clothesline from Kevin Owens.
"Dean ducks the clothesline from Kevin Owens," Michael Cole said.
Dean then strikes Kevin Owens in the head with the stick, the impact knocks him over the top rope and his feet hit the floor, as the fans gave a loud pop for Kevin's elimination.
"Dean scores his second elimination in a row, this time it is Kevin Owens," JBL said.
76th eliminated: Kevin Owens, by Dean Winchester, Duration-25:21
Kevin Owens was really mad that he was eliminated, so he heads towards ring two and drags Kurt Angle under the ropes (who was battling with D'Angelo Dinero at that time). Then, he lifts Kurt in this powerbomb position and everyone know this was going to be bad.
"No, Kevin don't do this to Kurt," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, he gives him a powerbomb right onto the ring apron as the fans boo at the attack.
"Powerbomb on Kurt Angle, I think he might have injure Kurt even more," Michael Cole said.
Then, Kevin turns to the crowd and said, "And that's why I'm the best wrestler in the WWE."
"I think we might have a riot if Kevin pisses off the crowd even more," JBL said.
Then, Tyler rolls under the ropes and gives Kevin a swinging neckbreaker that made the fans pop.
"Tyler just got Kevin with a swinging neckbreaker," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Tyler grabs a chair from ringside and when Kevin got up, Tyler hits him in the face with a chair that made the fans go ballistic.
"Kevin just got blasted in the face with that chair," Michael Cole said.
Then, Tyler said to Kevin, "And that's why you're the biggest piece of crap in WWE."
As Tyler re-enter ring one, Kevin being carried out of the ringside area by the ring crew, and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means another person was about to enter.
"With the chaos happening, who has drawn one hundred and one," JBL said.
To be continued…
Well, one hundred entrants down and two hundred entrants to go, and now the upcoming entrants will have a fighting chance of winning the rumble. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 100
Entries left: 200
People in the ring: 24
Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, Mark Henry, Ash Williams, Zack Ryder, Dan Hibiki, Mojo Rawley, Farkle Minkus, Leela, Hernandez, Tyler Breeze, Honky Tonk Man, Jeremy Buck, El Torito, Angélico, Tommy Dreamer, Morrigan Aensland, Psymon Stark, Vincent Valentine, Tourette's Guy, Pentagon Jr., Jack Swagger, Eric Young, Naruto Uzumaki, Rangiku Matsumoto, Eric Forman, AJ Styles, R-Truth, Finn Balor, Joey Gladstone, Luke Harper, The Nostalgia Critic, Bram, Pac-Man, Bender, Jill Valentine, Son of Havoc, Sunset Shimmer, Pacifica Northwest, Eric Cartman, Chris Redfield, Viktor, Ally Dawson, Captain America, Ron Zombie, Sexy Star, Naldo Montoya, Mitsurugi, Simon Gotch, Aiden English, Mr. Anderson, Penny, Donkey Kong, New Jack, Alan Harper, Matt Morgan, The Green Arrow, Tajiri, The Big Show, Bubba Ray Dudley, "Razor" Jake Clawson, The Miz, Falco Lombardi, Jimmy Uso, and Kevin Owens.
Still in the match: Al Bundy, Kyo Kusanagi, Roman Reigns, Trent, Kurt Angle, Ethan Carter III, Shinsuke Nakamura, Tyler James, Bud Bundy, Booker T, Star Butterfly, Eva, D'Angelo Dinero, Wolverine, Mario, Johnny Mundo, Flash Sentry, Jeff Jarrett, Austin Moon, King Cuerno, Marco Diaz, Duncan, Matt Sydal, and Dean Winchester.
Longest time in the ring: Al Bundy (ninety-eight minutes and counting.)
Shortest time in the ring: Farkle Minkus (two seconds)
Most eliminations: Kyo Kusanagi (eight eliminations)
Will Kurt recover from that horrendous powerbomb?
Will Dean Winchester continue with his caning attacks?
Will we see more of Marco and Star in the next chapter?
You have to tune in to find out.