21. Neji Hyuuga is a filthy pervert.
One Sunday, the infamous or infamous prodigy take your pick, Hyuuga Neji came to the door, demanded that 'Hinata-sama' come out of the house because he was there to escort her home and what did she think she was doing by consorting with such riff-raff anyway?
Team Seven were not impressed by his attitude. Sasuke was doubly pissed because Hinata was his 'medical' friend and he didn't have anyone else to talk shop with. Plus, this was his house and where did that Hyuuga jerkwad think he got off? Naruto simply classed him as an asshole and marked him down for retribution. Sakura scowled, noted the expressions on her teammates
Naturally, when you piss off Uzumaki Naruto bad things will happen. (Public and extremely messy things)When you throw a cranky and socially significant 'last Uchiha' into the mix and the cunning mind of a rapidly advancing genjutsu student it's clear to anyone watching that you had just dived into shit creek headfirst.
Neji didn't know how things had escalated so quickly when he reflected on it later on but he couldn't deny that everything went in the crapper once Team Seven jumped him and chased him out of the district. They had harried him with a seemingly endless supply of projectiles and the Uchiha kid had been seriously liberal with the fireballs.
No sooner had he reached the edge of the district than the kunoichi starting screaming about peeping toms and slapped him across the face. The blonde had shouted about 'freaky perverts using the byakugan to peep on his friends and how he was going to kick his ass for it' while the Uchiha had merely scowled, emitted an impressive amount of killing intent for a genin, and backed them up to the Anbu that had been summoned by the ruckus. The curious crowd had made things worse though.
In the end, Neji had been escorted back to the Hyuuga enclave by some Anbu (and he didn't know it was possible to radiate amusement like you would killing intent) to a vastly bewildered Hiashi. Rumours of the Hyuugas being sexual deviants spread all over the village (It had been about ten years since the last time that happened) and Shino, being a practical sort, showed up on Sasukes doorstep to join them for tea and to hear the story from the source.
Neji didn't set foot in the Uchiha district again and Hyuuga Ko came to walk her home from then on but he was sensible enough to be mannerly towards the hosts.