Title: Revenge
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Characters: Scorpius/Lily
Word Count: 151
A/N: Drabble for humbuggirl - based on the pairing/plot I will never, ever, ever write.

"Why am I doing this?" Lily groaned, dropping her head into her hands.

"We both know why you are doing it, Potter," Scorpius Malfoy smirked, straightening his dress robes until they hung impeccably on his frame. "You've always been jealous of your cousin. And what better way to ruin the most important day in her life than to bring her ex-boyfriend to her wedding?"

"Rose is going to hate me," she sighed.

"I wouldn't be too concerned," Scorpius said. "I'm certain everyone will be so mad at me that they'll forget all about your part in the happy couple's humiliation."

Lily groaned. "You're not going to disrupt the ceremony, are you?"

"Of course, not," Scorpius replied, looking vengeful for the first time since he'd approached Lily with his plan. "I'll wait until after Rose is my new step-mother before sharing the pictures of her and I in dishabille with my father."