I still do not own the hyper orange ninja known as Naruto.
Recap:
"Deidara, was there any reason why Naru-Chan was tied up outside?" the blonde looks over to his mom, pausing the game in order to answer her.
"Yeah he walked in to my room like he owned the place, called Itachi a girl and was bugging me. Plus you said not to do anything to him only if absolutely necessary and it was."
"Urgh why couldn't I just couldn't have three daughters instead of one." Kushina pouts before leaving.
"Love you too mom." Deidara starts snickering when his mother told him to shut up.
"Your family is weird Deidara."
"Your one to talk Itachi, your about t be sent to the coat factory." He starts snickering again.
"Okay seriously that fur coat joke isn't funny anymore you parrot." Itachi smirks when he sees his friend start to twitch
"Come on! Not that parrot thing again!' Naruto suddenly appears out from under Deidara's bed.
"Are you trespassing once more? And how did you get under there?"
"SHUT UP! I'm not tre-er whatever you just said! And I'm not telling you my ninja secret. Now your girlfriend has to go home."
"HE'S A BOY YOU DUMBY!"
"Very well then your friend that is a girl has to go." Naruto said completely ignoring what his brother said.
"You dobe. I told you before that Itachi is my brother not my sister." Sasuke said while punching Naruto in the back of the head.
"OW! Great ninja abuse! You stupid Sasuke-Teme. Fine whatever your man friend has to get out my house."
"Itachi I hope you are prepared to face death cause mom is going to murder you."
"Well there goes my hope. Thanks for letting me stay over Deidara."
"Hey Itachi if you die can I have all of your stuff?"
"NO FLIPING WAY!" He yelled from the stairs.
"Geeze he didn't need to yell." The blond turns back to his game.
"Let me play."
"Naruto get out!"
"No!"
End of Recap
"Now that we had our talk I have something to tell the both of you." Mikoto said while handing Itachi an ice pack.
"Don't tell we're getting another sibling. Sasuke, Keichi, and Kikimo are enough as it is."
"No...your uncle is coming over for a visit." Sasuke and Itachi stared wide eyed at their mother.
"Please oh please tell me it isn't Uncle Danzou! He ate my goldfish and told me that it jumped down the toilet."
"Sasuke it's not danzou, it's my older brother Madara." Itachi suddenly turns pale.
"Oh dear tomatoes mother he's a lot worse than Uncle Danzou!" Sasuke nods his head in agreement.
Mikoto blinks down at her sons, "But Madara is nice, remember when he took the both of you to the zoo?"
"Yeah and he said he wanted to see how fast we could run if he threw us to the penguins now Sasuke is traumatized by that experience. Now Every time he sees anything penguin related he starts screaming." Sasuke starts shivering at the memory.
"You guys are just being silly Madara would never do something like that, maybe Tobi but not Madara."
"Uncle Tobi isn't coming to as well is he?"
"Uh no Madara said that Tobi was hyper again and thought he could fly and jumped out of the second floor window."
Both boys flinched, "is he okay?" Sasuke asked.
"Oh yeah he's fine, he's done a worse things than that. He just broke two fingers and hurt his foot. Probably got another head concussion." Mikoto looks at the confused faces of the brothers.
" He hit a tree on the way down."
"Ouch that's gotta hurt."
"Um hm now Itachi I want you to clean this place up as punishment for hurting my Sasu-Chan." Sasuke groans when he heard the nickname come back again. Itachi looks around the room noticing that it was spotless."But mother it's already cl-" Itachi was cut off when Mikoto snapped her head around glaring at her oldest son. "I believe I said that I want this place cleaned Itachi or you will look like Mr. Clean. Am I clear dear?" Itachi nods his head quickly. "Good I want it to have a sparkle effect, now Sasuke come help me cook dinner."
"But mommmmm that's a girl Jo-" it was Sasuke's turn to get glare at.
"Uh I-I mean yes mother." Mikoto smiles before walking into the kitchen. Once he was sure that his mother was out of ear shot he growled at his older brother.
"Itachi I hate you so much...you turn our beloved sweet sweet mother into a monster."
"Your hate is not en-OW! Whatcha do that for?"
"Because you're stupid." Sasuke walks into the kitchen.
"Because you're stupid…..BLAH I'll show you! Now where's that whatchamacallit? I know it makes a vroom sound. Ah who cares? Hot people like me aren't should not be doing a woman's job. How am I suppose to make this place have a sparkle effect? Maybe I should go get my gitler ," Itachi grumbles as he walked to the supply closest. (XD no commen and I forgot how to spell it)
Deidara growls at Naruto who still had yet to leave his room.
"Let me play Deidara and I won't bother you for the rest of the week."
"It's only Sunday and what you mean by week is that you won't bother me for several hours. I told you before that hours and weeks are two different things." Naruto makes an odd face behind Deidara's back (3)
"NARUTO GOD DA-"
"Deidaraaaaa." Kushina slowly opens the closest door poking her head out eyes glowing red.
"Doughnut." Kushina smirks before closing the closest door behind her.
"…what the? Oh never mind but seriously you need to get out Naruto or you'll regret it."
"I won't return anything!" the younger blond throws a pillow at the back of his brother's head.
"THAT'S IT!" Deidara jumps to his feet tackle his younger sibling.
"MOMMY HELP MEEEEEEE! HOKAGE IS UNDER ATTACK!" Naruto squeaked as he barely dodged the flying blond.
"I'm gonna kill ya!"
"DEAR RAMEN!" Naruto was caught in a headlock," Nii-chan have mercy on your little ninja brother, I'll let you have my quarter."
"I warned you before Naruto if you trespass you will suffer the
consequence."
"Tobi why are you here?"
"Cause Tobi wanna see Miko-Chan too. She's probably baking Tobi some fresh cookies!"
"Your suppose to be hospitalized not in my car."
"Nothing can hold the Tobimyster hehe. Also Tobi can't drive so he jumped in Dara's back seat."
"I'm taking you back to the hospital immediately." Madara said while getting ready to turn back around.
"Nooooo Tobi will be good and not cause problems cause Tobi is a good boy." Madara raises an eyebrow at his brother who in return was crying in tears.
"Where's your mask? You don't want to worry Mikoto with that scar do you?" Before he could say more the raven haired hyper man jumps into the back seat squealing. He quickly slaps on an orange swirl mask.
"TA-DAH!" he jumps back into the front seat hitting his head on the dashboard.
"The hospital gave you a mask what happened to it?"
"Tobi covered one eye with tape and craved it so it could be swirly cause Tobi likes swirls cause they remind him of squirrels, I painted it orange cause Tobi likes o-"
"Your an embarrassment to the Uchiha name," Madara mumbles while
tuning out his brother.
"Hidan shouldn't you be returning home now?"
"Nope I'm staying."
"Who said?"
"the awesome person that is me and not you." he sticks his tongue out at his friend.
"How about you leave today and come back next week when I'm not busy."
"Your just trying to get rid of me aren't ya?"
"Yes because I have a lot to do."
"Fine I know when I'm not wanted, but don't think you can keep me away forever Kakuzu!"
"Just watch me."
"Gaara what was that all about?"
"That shadow has been following me around since we were six. Do you remember when you told me that there was a monster in the basement?" Sakura nods her head.
"Yes I remember."
"That was Kaku, he was up to something but I don't know what it is yet."
"Why did her make me attack Karin and her friends?"
"He feeds off of emotions. It seems that his favorite is fear and hatred."
"That's why he was after me? Because I was afraid of what would happen to me in the dark. But why is he after you?"
"I don't know."
"Yes you do Gaara."
"Tch it's none of your business Sakura." He stands up walking out of his sister's room.
"If he will not tell me then I will find out myself."
"Juugo wake up." The oranged haired boy groans before rolling over.
"Come on you lazy excuse for a child."
"Five my minutes mommy." Pein's eye begins to twitch.
"I'm not your lunatic of a mother now get up before I make ya."
"But I don't wanna."
"Fine have it your way."
"But I don't want Burger King, the man scares me."
"….." Pein takes his cup of ice water pouring it on his son.
"AGRH EEK! What was that for?" Juugo jumps away from his father.
"I told ya to wake up….now look at what you did to my beloved couch you bum."
"hey its your fault! You're the one who poured it on me!"
"Don't yell at me!"
"Im not yelling im just talking loudly!"
"That's yelling genius!"
"I know I am but what are you?"
"smarter then you!"
"SHUDDUP BEFORE I KILL THE BOTH OF YOU!" Juugo and Pein quickly shut up hiding in the corner.
"SORRY DEAR!" Pein shouted once more.
"GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!"
"Eep."
"Haha you got yelled at."
"…."
Cup+water+Juugo= very unhappy camper
"Serves you right."
"I'll get you back old man."
"What was that?" Pein holds up the cup of water.
"Nothing."
"Thought so." He said proudly.
After going to school, visiting my grandma, and going to the hospital I think I can get back on track.
I really hate getting sick, six days straight I had to eat soup and it was driving me crazy. But what my parents don't know was that I had Pocky XD.
Yeah anyway thank you Sunny for the super longest review I've ever seen, thank you TeamEdward225 and deixsaku for reviewing.
But yes Pein is indeed Juugo's father, so it should be easy to know who Juugo's mother is.
Any who I have to go find me some other animes to watch, sorry for any mistakes cause I was writing this chapter on my ipod.
Bye-Bye~
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