Alpharius and Omegon were once again spying on Naruto's class. But unlike the many times they had done so because they were bored, today they had a purpose. They were going to watch and record Naruto and his class's reaction to their very first Sex Ed class. Later that would be used as blackmail, but it was also to make sure that Slaanesh would not try to influence the boy. The brothers were currently perched on the bell tower nearby the Academy building, it had the perfect line of sight into their charge's class. Omegon was currently in a custom lawn chair built for his size with a large bag of chips in one hand and a bottle of booze in the other. Alpharius meanwhile was quietly sipping tea and reading a mystery novel, wanting nothing to do with this but he could not leave his brother alone in fear of what he might do.
"This is going got be so awesome…" Omegon said as he took a handful of chips and stuffed his face. Omegon had set up the scoped camera up to a large viewing screen so he may relax while watching the show. "Be prepared for awkward teenager reactions!"
"I can't believe he's already fifteen… how does the time fly." Alpharius muttered as he turned another page in his book. It had indeed been fifteen years on this world for the two Primarchs. Naruto had entered his teenage years and to be honest there wasn't much a difference between preteen Naruto and teen Naruto. There hadn't been much activity in the past few years. It was mostly just him going through the normal growing pains. The gods were well contained, but Slaanesh had been the most problematic, but with Kurama helping out it was manageable.
"Who do you think they are going to get to do the class? Iruka maybe… or maybe Anko… that would be interesting." Omegon darkly chuckled. Anko had wormed her way into the Brother's hearts, and she made for an excellent little member in their cabal within the Leaf. Though she was still far more loyal to the leaf then the other members of the group the Brothers were on the Leaf's side so it all worked out.
"We know who it is going to be. They asked Sabrella to do this given that she is an expert in handling growing kids. And she kept Knight Noble children in line. Compared to them these kids are nothing."
"Yeah yeah… I know. She's been getting in well these past years, and adapting well to her new life. She might want to start paying attention to the hordes of men staring at her ass but other than that… she's doing well." Omegon chuckled. Sabrella had indeed been settling into the Leaf the best out of the former Dark Eldar Slaves. She was now an often seen figure in the village and often took jobs helping overworked parents with their kids. And she also had a growing following of men hoping to one day have the Saint Sabrella as their wife, though no one ever dared to make a move on her due to every time they did, she would misinterpret their advances and politely turn them down without even realizing what she was doing, creating an aura of divine unapproachably to her.
Factus and Moriah had joined the Shinobi forces, with Moriah making Anbu within two years and Factus currently at Jōnin with his own Genin squad. Moriah had developed a reputation for completely appearing where no one ever expected and causing as much havoc before disappearing before anyone knew what was going on, both on missions and elsewhere. The Brothers knew that she was following the teachings of their brother Corvus Corax to a tee. She had joined the Anbu as a way to pass the time away, sure she would go on S class missions every now and then but she mostly spent her time alone. The brothers knew she had a small side project that they watched at length.
Factus on the other hand was quickly become a favorite among the ranks of the Shinobi more for the fact everyone just loved being around him. His training with the Ecclesiarchy had been the cause of this, so he knew how to attract a crowd and get them in the palm of his hand. He was able to inspire people into doing more than what they thought they could. They had a talk with him making sure he wasn't using his preaching powers to start a cult of the Emperor here in the Leaf and he confirmed he wasn't. In combat he stuck to Earth based Jutsu for defensive purposes, as he worked best with a team that could handle the offensive while he stuck to planning and morale.
Meanwhile Cyshan had, much to Omegon's delight and Alpharius disappointment… became the rising star in the Leaf's Red Light District. He had quickly become a local favorite by the women of the Leaf that appreciated his Mechanicus enhanced stamina. But not to be underestimated, he had also begun a covert takeover of the whole district under the name Green Scale. The brothers had to give it to the Vat Born human that he did a good job at infiltrating the seedier side of the Leaf village. They had given some pointers and small gifts of information to help him along but most of what he had built was his.
Osmadiel had taken a job at Ichiraku Ramen, much to the joy of Naruto and Omegon. The other Hydra Brother had been a little disappointed that he had not also joined the Shinobi forces but all they really needed was two. Osmadiel had greatly impressed the owner Teuchi and the older man agreed to take the boy as apprentice. That had been something that had made the normally stoic young man actually smile. It was clear that he had missed having someone to learn from. Osmadiel quickly became quite famous for two things, one… he made some of the best food in the village… and two… he would never serve someone unless he made absolutely sure that the dish was perfect- which it rarely was to his standards. But to ramen critics like Naruto… it was the food of the gods. Something that made Alpharius and Omegon chuckle, as they both knew that a certain god in Naruto would take great offence at that.
And lastly there was Jax'fel. She had taken the job as Sarutobi's secretary. It was clear that the young woman attached to him as an authority figure, to a degree that had made the Hokage a little concerned. It also made the Primarchs concerned as they feared that her loyalty was more to a established authority figure and not one like them. She was not Imperial and so the weight of the title of Primarch did little for her. While the Brothers had no issue with her attaching herself to Sarutobi, they were concerned about what might happen when the elderly man died. She would likely attach to the next Hokage just as she did with the current. And if that Hokage would be a certain Warhawk… the Brothers might feel that Jax'fel was too much of a risk to let have around. But for now, Jax'fel was happy in her job and being useful. And Sarutobi was greatly happy to have her, with her former life under the Tau she knew how to handle paperwork with some of the most efficiency ever seen. The Hokage was overjoyed to find that his paperwork had been cut in half by Jax'fel vetting the pointless ones out and organizing everything in such way that Sarutobi only needed to look at a few papers to understand it all. This was much to the shock and silent outrage to the civilian council as they had long used the mountain of paperwork to delay and control the Hokage. But now their mountain had been reduced to a hill.
"They have indeed adapted very well, I have to say I am quite proud of them." Alpharius said with a smile as he stopped reading his book for a moment. "It would seem that they are far happier here then they would ever be in the Imperium."
"I swear if he doesn't do the Ascendency Initiative I'm going to throttle him when he wakes up. The Imperium is a festering mockery of what the Great Crusade hoped to do." Omegon growled.
"Yes, the Eternal Initiative is impossible at this point, and Restoration seems unlikely… but this is not up for us to decide. It is for him to do so once he returns from his slumber." Alpharius said as he returned to his book. "It looks like it's about to start brother… you do wish to see th…"
"SHUT UP! TEEN EMBARRASSMENT HERE WE COME!"
"You do know that they are fifteen… they likely have some idea of what sex is. I'm sure that all of them have discovered masturbation, and at least some have had sex.' Alpharius grumbled, not understanding his brother's excitement for this.
"You're going to ruin this!" Omegon said throwing his snack at his brother.
Satsuki was unsure what was making Iruka and Mizuki sensei so on edge during their normal lessons, or why they had to leave for the next lesson. Moriah Sensei had been acting very strange lately as well… she always used physical contact in their training, contact that made it very clear that she enjoyed proving that Satsuki was hiding her gender. But lately Moriah sensei had been getting strangely… distant. Every time Satsuki would ask why wasn't she doing her normal pervert means of pushing her student she would just chuckle a little bit and said that it would be revealed in time.
"Pervy sensei…something is up. I wonder if it has to do with those books I've seen her reading. Every time I ask her what they are… she just blows me off and says she'll give them to me someday as a gift. Then she giggles like a freaking pervert and goes back to reading!" Satsuki yelled inside the safety of her own mind before turning her attention back to the class. This was going to be their last year in the Academy and then they would be put into teams with a Jōnin for a Sensei. She knew that she wasn't going to be able to have Moriah Sensei because she was in the Anbu. And she felt a little sad about that, for while Moriah Sensei was handsy and harsh in her training and always made it a point to pop up at times where Satsuki felt it was unnecessary, Satsuki still enjoyed learning from the woman. Moriah Sensei was everything she wanted to be as a woman, strong and confident and able to take no shit from anyone.
"Where the hell is anyone?!" Satsuki broke out from her thoughts at the sound of Kiba yelling. "Are they just going to have us sit here for the rest of the day?"
"No way… maybe this is some kind of test." Naruto thought aloud, waving off the idea that Iruka sensei would just abandon them. "Maybe they've locked us in here and we need to find a way to get out."
"That's stupid! They wouldn't just lock a butch of… wait… that actually sounds like something they might do." Kiba said once he really thought about it. "Prove it first though, see if you can open the door." Kiba said, clearly trying to use Naruto as a guinea pig to see if the door had been booby trapped. Naruto didn't however see through the deceit and hopped down to the floor and ran toward the door to do just that. Only problem was… it was at that moment that Sabrella opened the door and Naruto already running… ran straight into the woman's considerable bust.
"Oh… Naruto I didn't see you coming." Sabrella said completely innocent to what just happened as she still saw the boy as the young kid that she would watch over when he was younger.
"That lucky bastard." The entire male population of the class collectively thought, and everywhere in the village, every male that had seen Sabrella at least once all had the feeling that some lucky bastard just got to experience something they never would.
"That pervert." The entire female population, minus two, thought collectively. And all around the village, many wives and girlfriends all had the feeling that their men were now in the doghouse for some reason.
"I'm so sorry Sabrella, I didn't know that you…" Naruto stopped at kind smile that she gave him.
"No worries, no harm done. Now please return to your seat so we can begin the lesson for today." Naruto nodded and walked through the glares from the whole class, minus two, back to his seat. "Now today we have a very important lesson for you all that I have been asked to oversee." Sabrella said as she stood in front of the class chalkboard. "I understand that this lesson may feel a little uncomfortable at times but it is very important that you all get this information."
"And just what is this very important lesson that you have to oversee and not our normal instructors. As far as I know you are not part of the Shinobi forces." Shino asked in his normal monotone voice.
"It is your Sexual Education class." There was a dead silence that followed her answer. No one looked at anyone else, their eyes glued to the space between the chalkboard and the ceiling. The only thing that broke the silence was the distant sound of howling laughter. "Oh dear…" Sabrella said as she turned to the window and the source of the laughter. "It would seem that Lord Omegon did in fact come to see this." She internally sighed before returning to her attention to the class. "Now listen… I know that this is a difficult topic to discuss in a classroom setting. But you are being trained to take lives, so you need to have a proper understanding of where lives come from." Every word sounded gentle and understanding but the class had already been lost. All of the teens in the room were dreading the next few hours of their lives and many were question how they would ever look at their classmates in the eyes again. "This is going to be a tough one… and Lord Alpharius already told me I cannot do this the way we did it back home. The act of making love is a beautiful thing and I don't see why a demonstration for these children would not be helpful."
"HAHAHA…" Omegon howled as he replayed the class's reaction on a small side screen. "THIS IS THE GREATEST SHIT EVER!" Omegon roared before falling over on his side laughing. "But you know what would be funnier… if Sabrella starting getting naked and asked one of the kids to have sex with her as example! Why the fuck did you tell her she couldn't do that?"
"You know why you disgrace to the name of Primarch. Because these are not Knight House Nobles. They are normal children that will not be able to simply tell any servant to have intercourse with them at any moment. These children are very different than what Sabrella is normally used to." Alpharius grumbled with a small frown. "My point is only proven by their reaction."
"They are fucking statues… this is fantastic! I didn't expect that." Omegon said as he got back in his chair. "Okay, let's do the play by play. She trying to get them out of their current state… she's giving up… she's moving on to the lesson. She's drawing visual aids… very detailed visual aids." Omegon commented as he watched. The screen showed Sabrella currently doing as the Primarch said. Sabrella was drawing out the shape of two human beings, one male and the other female on the chalkboard, having them perfectly anatomically correct. Neither was above average in certain terms, and the Hydra Primarchs watched the reactions of several of the males. Their Primarch eyes catching the various kinds of reactions, like those that took the male example with jealousy and those that took it the other way. "Aw… you're small kid… fate is not kind to you but is kind to others… a good number of the class matter of fact." Omegon chuckled.
"Disgusting brother… the girls in the class also seem to be reacting as expected. Jealous of those that already have developed and those that have proud about it. I see that young Hinata is rather closed off at this juncture."
"What?! Girl is stacked, she ain't got nothing to be shy about." Omegon commented much to his brother's irritation. "And now they are moving on to the actual sex part… Sabrella is still not taking off her clothes so that sucks. She's explaining where what goes in what… girls staring daggers at boys… boys covering their junk in protection… looks like the Uchiha Heiress finally gets why Kojiro is so insistent on her maintaining Sasuke."
"She understood it before. It was the lack of choice and freedom. She knew the whys but the hows are helping it sink in." Alpharius commented solemnly. The other side of the CRA was nothing new to the Primarchs, as many planets in the Imperium had similar laws for reasons for basic than keeping a bloodline around. It was to produce more bodies to be thrown into the meat grinder of the Imperial Guard and to fill the factories with workers. In most Hives of the Imperium this was done via giving out huge tax breaks for every child had, while others… had quotas that had to be made.
"Oh good! She's moving on to foreplay…" Omegon chuckled as he returned to his fun of watching teenagers squirm.
"YES! The boy has learned of the true pleasures of the flesh. He will come for me soon… and I will give him all he craves." Slaanesh purred as she licked her lips in anticipation. "It will be me that frees us from this prison! Not you all, I! The youngest Chaos God! I! The Prince of Pleasure shall be the one that will ensnare our host!" Slaanesh mocked as she pointed and laughed at the others.
"You're going to fail." Khorne said bluntly as he paid the younger god no mind. "You always manage to fuck things up."
"Yes indeed I do, I always FUCK things up. As in sexual fucking… I was born out of the blood orgies of the Eldar Empire. In the Pits of ecstasy of sensory extremes and there is no one more in tune with sex than myself. The boy will come… and I do mean that both ways. That too was also innuendo."
"ARGH! SHUT THE EVERLOVING SHIT UP YOU FUCKING WHORE!"
"YES! YOU ONCE AGAIN CALL ME WHORE. It feels so good…"
"I see you all are still the comedy show as always." Alpharius said as he appeared in the chamber. He had set Naruto asleep- the boy was in a state of shock and thus easy to manage, and entered to speak with the Gods.
"Come to admit defeat? It was always going to happen." Slaanesh mocked as she was enjoying her moment of victory. But then. "Maybe if you grovel a little I would be… willing… to… is that what I think it is?" Slaanesh stopped speaking once she saw the small orange book in Alpharius' hand.
"There it is… we've lost." Khorne grumbled as he knew what was coming.
"Yes… it is… the thing you covet more than anything." Alpharius smirked at the sight of the Pleasure God staring at the book in his hand. "Due to the Warp Field around this world, none of you were able to see into the goings on of this world. And thus Slaanesh, you don't know what is in this book. It is smut that the god of smut does not know of."
"GIVE IT TO ME!" Slaanesh roared as it charged over to Alpharius to grab the small book, but it just passed through its grasp. "GIVE IT TO ME! Ever since that day Omegon read a chapter of it aloud… I have needed to find out what is in those pages."
"And you will… if… you don't tempt Naruto with sex, lust or anything you had been planning once Naruto learned of such things."
"Slaanesh… resist this. We have a chance to wrap the boy around our finger.' Tzeentch instructed, although it knew it was a losing battle.
"But… I… I… must… I must know." Slaanesh whimpered as she reached out for the book just out of her grasp. "You will give me the entire series?"
"Yup! We've lost!" Khorne declared.
"I would give you this one and then the second once the third comes out and so with that arrangement."
"Indeed blood drinker… but did we even expect anything different?" Nurgle scratched out as it shock its head at the youngest god.
"So we return to me making the plans." Tzeentch sighed as it knew this would happen.
Naruto walked the entire way home completely stone faced. You could wave a bowl of steaming ramen in front of him and his facial expression would not change in the slightest. He had always known about sex and things like that due to living above Omegon but he never had such a complete and graphic idea of the inner workings of sex. The whole thing was made him feel very uncomfortable and awkward about the whole thing.
He currently was in his bed just processing everything that he had learned. Alpharius had come in a little while ago and did something with the Gods inside of him. Once he had finished he talked with Naruto saying that everything he was feeling was perfectly fine and that he would come to terms of the facts of life on his own time. Alpharius said the key to it all was respect, respect for yourself, respect for your partner, and respect for love itself. The Primarch's words did help Naruto greatly and he was already feeling a bit better about the whole day. He already knew that it would be a at least a week before he could even look at his two female friends but he… hoped… that it wouldn't be as awkward.
Hinata's face had not turned from its shade of bright red the entire way home. Her mind just couldn't stop going to places. Instructor Sabrella had been so descriptive in her lesson, and every time Hinata looked up from her hands and saw the drawings on the board… she had to fight the urge to pass out as her mind began to play out the various scenes with her and a certain blond boy.
"Hinata…" The sound of her father's stern voice snapped and sobered the girl up quite fast. "… your late from school. Did something happen?"
"Oh! Nothing… nothing at all. I just… ah… saw a black cat on my way home. I had to take the long way home or bad luck... you know." Meanwhile a certain masked man sneezed.
"I see… continue on. I will see you for training tonight.'' Hiashi said with narrowed eyes at the very familiar excuse. He watched as his eldest daughter hurriedly walk away from him and toward her room. "I know that look on her face… so it was that day at the Academy. I remember those days of awkward looks and tension. If she is anything like her mother then… I will have to trust that that boy is more like hIs father than his own mother."
Satsuki zombie-walked to her and Moriah sensei's training field. She had no idea why Kojiro was so insistent on her hiding her gender but now… she knew. She now knew that she would be raped by those the civilian council deemed to be worthy of producing new Uchiha. It would likely be themselves. She would never let those pigs touch her, she would fight and claw her way out of the village before she ever let that happen.
"I see you have found your womanly fire towards unworthy trash that thinks itself your master." Satsuki looked up and found Moriah sensei sitting on a large rock waiting for her. "Did Sabrella give a proper demonstration for your class?"
"What?! No! she just showed us drawings! What do you mean demonstration?" Satsuki deeply blushed a the thought of Inspector Sabrella demonstrating in front of the class. Her getting naked and asking one of them… maybe her… at that line of thought Satsuki grabbed her head and huddled herself trying to purge her thoughts.
"Aw… that's cute. You just had your first bi-curious fantasy. While I think I should be jealous that it wasn't me, I can perfectly understand it being Sabrella." Moriah said dropping off the rock and moving over to Satsuki.
"I did not! I just uh…" Satsuki stopped as she blocked one of Moriah sensei's trademarked grope attacks. "No way am I letting you touch me today!"
"I always like it when you have a bit of fire in you."
"Hehehe… wonderful…" Slaanesh giggled as she read the book Alpharius gave her for a third time that hour. "… such a pure work of art. To think there is a man out there able to produce such a masterpiece without my influence to inspire him."
"Hag… shut up… you failed… for a book." Khorne spat out as he watched with disgust as the Pleasure God enjoyed her book.
"Such perfection of perversion… I must meet the man that had written this marvel of carnal sensation entombed into words." Slaanesh whispered with a gleam in her eye that caused somewhere… out in the real world… a certain white haired man to look behind himself with the feeling that some wild animal had just started circling him.
Sabrella was cleaning up the classroom that she had used to teach this year's graduating class of students. When she had been approached to teach the students the inner workings of human procreation and love making, she had taken it as any other job. She tried to give it all the professionalism she could and be as clear and considerate to make a understandably awkward subject easy for her class. But it seemed that she had failed, to a degree. Their reaction to the subject matter was hard to read other than they feeling the full brunt of the awkwardness that lord Omegon had wanted. But she hoped that they at lest came out of this informed and prepared to process this naturally.
"I think this is the first time I have found a instance where back home they had the right idea." She mumbled to herself as she still maintained that a live demonstration would be helpful. There was also that part of her that was inching for some physical intimacy. It had been years since she had a lover, the Dark Eldar saw her as less than an animal and so would think it akin to bestiality to lay with a human. There was also the bigger fact of they were in the business of causing pain not pleasure.
She had thought about looking around for a man in the Leaf but had been so busy with making the village her home that she completely forgot that aspect of life. But now this lesson had reminded her and now that she had a stable source of income, a nice apartment, and a few friends… she felt maybe she should start looking. Sabrella had of course no idea that she had already been asked out several times, she just had blown them off as friendly men that wanted to help. Those that didn't take the graceful and ignorant rejection well and maybe had planed on trying again more forcefully found themselves vanishing from society. The Hydra protected its own viciously and was ever watchful.
"Oh, you're still here." Sabrella looked up from her gathering of papers to see the real teacher of the class she just taught walk in. "You don't have cleanup for me, it is my classroom after all." Iruka said feeling a little guilty that he had taken so long to return back to the Academy making the guest teacher clean up when it was his job. It really wasn't but the man took pride in keeping his domain clean and tidy. Especially when he had a prankster like Naruto in his class.
"It's no trouble at all. I feel like I should at least do something after doing such a poor job of the lesson." Sabrella said with a tone of melancholy. She had always been hard on herself, expectation of perfection was beaten into her skull by her homeworld. Raise the perfect kids, that was her job. Rarely if ever did that happen but given the amount of arrogance the parents had, few would ever admit their children didn't turn out perfect on their genes alone.
"No no… you did a great job. Much better than I would have done." Iruka mumbled that last part to himself. The mockery that he was called the virgin Chūnin was always said in jest, but those that called him that never knew how right they were. Iruka had dedicated his younger years to becoming a shinobi and now that he was getting a bit older he was fast realizing that he missed out on a lot that life had to offer.
"That's kind of you to say but considering how it was taken I doubt it very much." She said still visibly sad by her self-seen failure. All thoughts of his own sadness vanished as he picked up on the woman's. Without thinking he began.
"It was a good job, and we should celebrate it. Why don't we go out to dinner and do just that." Sabrella just looked at the man for a moment. Seemingly taken off guard by how earnest he was in his attempts to cheer her up.
"S-sure… that sounds lovely." She said with a smile as her earlier thoughts hinted back into her mind. And just like that… men all over the Leaf felt a sudden pain knowing they had lost a world class beauty to a kind-hearted virgin.