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Disclaimer I DoNOT Own Twilight Or Any Characters From It! Or the normal song eBay that belongs to weird Al. But I do own The Twilight eBay Song!

Screen Names You Need To Know

Bella Can'tHearMeh!

Edward ForeverHers

Jasper Gefühle (emotions in German)

Alice Shop-a-Holic9786

Emmett CheezyGrizzlyBear

Seth FoshizzleMYnizzle

(Alice & Bella have been on for 13 hours. Yes 13. Alice has been trying to talk Bella into going shopping!)

CheezyGrizzlyBear has signed in

ForeverHers has signed in

Gefühle has signed in

Can'tHearMeh!: NO! I WILL NOT GO SHOPPING!

Shop-a-Holic9786: Please!

Can'tHearMeh! I HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES!

Shop-a-Holic9786:…

Shop-a-Holic9786: You did not just say what I think you did!

ForeverHers: Bella, Love, Just let her take you shopping you don't have to like it.

Can'tHearMeh!: Edward! You're taking her side?! And I thought you loved me!

Can'tHearMeh! has signed out

ForeverHers: Shit. Thanks a lot Alice.

ForeverHers has signed out

Shop-a-Holic9786: but I did nothing!

Gefühle: No you didn't. So you and Emmett have made up?

Shop-a-Holic9786: Yeah I told him that if he destroyed Dora I would destroy Blue's Clues

CheezyGrizzlyBear: AND NOWWW WE GET THE PACK AND SING!

Shop-a-Holic9786: Damn..No one told you Emmett?

CheezyGrizzlyBear: Told me what?

Gefühle: The pack is on strict orders to not leave La Push or go on computers because they all tried to use Seth as a lifejacket at the same time.

CheezyGrizzlyBear: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

FoshizzleMYnizzle has signed in

FoshizzleMYnizzle: WAT IS UP MY VAMPIRE PEEPS!?

Shop-a-Holic9786: ummm Seth?

FoshizzleMYnizzle: Yes?

CheezyGrizzlyBear/ Shop-a-Holic9786: LET'S SING!!

Gefühle: don't agree don't agree don't agr-

FoshizzleMYnizzle: OK!!

Gefühle: Damn…

Gefühle has signed out

Jeff has signed in

Shop-a-Holic9786: Who are you?

Jeff: Ummm is anybody on that knows Jacob Black?

CheezyGrizzlyBear: Yeah! Me Alice and Seth!

Jeff: Are you the only 1s on?

FoshizzleMYnizzle: Yeah. Why?

Jeff: No reason I shall see you tomorrow at 3:09 PM

Jeff has signed out

Shop-a-Holic9786: That was strange but Lets sing the Song ummm wait what should we sing?

FoshizzleMYnizzle: eBay!!

Shop-a-Holic9786: K!

CheezyGrizzlyBear: I SHALL START!

CheezyGrizzlyBear: A used ... pink bathrobe

FoshizzleMYnizzle: A rare ... Paul snow globe

Shop-a-Holic9786: A Sam ... TV tray

CheezyGrizzlyBear: I bought on eBay

FoshizzleMYnizzle: My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Shop-a-Holic9786:Tell me why I need another pet Jake
Tell me why I got that Seth alarm clock
Tell me why I bid on Jasper's old toupee
They had it on eBay

CheezyGrizzlyBear: I'll buy ... your Alice
Just check ... my feedback
"A+!" they all say
They love me on eBay

FoshizzleMYnizzle: Gonna buy a slightly-damaged Bella
Gonna buy some Hybrid Babies, new with tag
From some vamp I've never met in Fooorrrks
Found him on eBay

Shop-a-Holic9786:I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

CheezyGrizzlyBear: I'll buy ... your wolfies
Sell me ... your chair , please
I'll buy I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...
I'm highest bidder now

FoshizzleMYnizzle: Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale Twilight ashtray
Hey! A Breaking Dawn ashtray Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay

Shop-a-Holic9786: Wanna buy an Edward Fever lunchbox
Wanna buy a case of vintage Nessie's socks
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. C, Dr. C
Found it on eBay

CheezyGrizzlyBear: Wanna buy that Charlie Swan poster Fork dispensers and a toaster Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away
I'll buy on eBay

Shop-a-Holic9786/ FoshizzleMYnizzle: What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

Shop-a-Holic9786: Me and Emmett shall be going1 C ya Seth!

Shop-a-Holic9786 has signed out

CheezyGrizzlyBear has signed out

FoshizzleMYnizzle has signed out

Kay...so to start off I really hope you like this chat! And for all of you guys who will ask who Jeff is I have to saaayyy I do not know! Actually 1 of you guys gets to be him/her! It's like a contest! So to win you have to write a small 1 chapter fanfic involving how the cliff diving incident went. The one above went! Chap 22 will involve the winner! How the winner will be decided is I will a bunch of my friends will vote on who's we liked best and the one who gets the most votes will win! I will inform the winner before I post the result thing! And the winner gets to help write chat 23 ishly! I will explain that later! To tell me about your fanfic send me a private message or tell me about it in a review! So yea now that that's out of te way please review on this chap!