Felix: Last time on Poke Rangers in Space…
We arrive at Dewford Island, where the vacation started off great. However, the Neji Virus was still at large as it sent Mad Dozer, who nearly destroyed the region with natural disasters and Lady Doomrak, who stole men for her own pleasure. However, we thought that this enemy was going to be easy. Unfortunately, it didn't really work that way. Commander Machdrap was summoned and turned a monster known as Badass to Scorpio Badass. I was given the Astro Battlizer and he used it on the creature. However, I was also given the power to summon their new ship: the Lugia MegaShip, which destroyed Gatrzilla and its clone. Now, what will happen since they have a major advantage over the virus? Apparently, the war with the virus has intensified greatly. Find out!
Inside the virus, Machdrap was pacing as the other generals stood there in line. After what happened during the past couple of days, Machdrap decided he had to do something.
"So, as we know, the Lugia MegaShip does not act on its own," said Machdrap, "During the battle between the Gatrzillas, I analyzed the sound waves. It came from Felix."
"Felix controls that piece of contraption?" asked Cyber D, "Damn him!"
Machdrap nodded. He turned his head toward Aquafina, "Aquafina, is the energy device ready?"
"I already have given it to Graveance," she said, smiling.
Machdrap smiled as he turned toward Master Stryker. Master Stryker looked at him with suspicion as Machdrap laid his left hand on his right shoulder, "Stryker, with your permission, with the energy device, we can use the Lugia MegaShip as our ally to destroy the Kyogre MegaShip. Thus, the rangers will have no zords to use against our future monsters."
"Interesting," said Master Stryker, "Proceed at once!"
(The Poke Rangers logo appears with a green bar going across. The terms 'Loading Complete' is activated as the screen divides in half, showing outer space. A song starts playing in the background)
10… 9… 8… 7… 6…
(A dial pad appeared on the screen as the numbers 335 are pressed with screenshots of Kyogre Megaship firing in space.)
5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
(The rangers hang on for dear life as the shuttle leaves the Mossdeep Space Center)
Rangers… in Space!
(The Red Space Ranger holds his own personal weapon. Then it flashes to Felix sitting in the Captain's chair on the bridge wearing a uniform. "Felix Jefferson- Red Space Ranger created by Blazin' Saddles")
Set controls to
(The Black Ranger holds his own personal weapon. Then it flashes to Darren, who's working on the engines. "Darren Hitchcock- Black Space Ranger created by Psyduck Ranger")
Outer Space Now
(The Blue Ranger holds his own personal weapon. Then it flashes to Ray, who is sitting at the science station on the bridge. "Ray Hoover- Blue Space Ranger created by NashWalker)
Flying higher than ever before…
(The Yellow Ranger holds her personal weapon. Then it flashes to Angela who is driving the ship. "Angela Keeney- Yellow Space Ranger created by Starfigher364")
Rangers (in Space)
(The Pink Ranger holds her personal weapon. Then it flashes to Tara, who is sitting at the shuttle. "Tara Marie Chaiera- Pink Space Ranger" created by ClarinetWrathArineko)
Go Poke Rangers
(Dr. Shinya and his tech crew turn around in the ship)
Go Poke Rangers
(The crew of the Neji Virus looks at the camera evily)
Go Poke Rangers
(The rangers transform into their digital suits)
Go, Go, Go, FLY!
(The shuttle flies out of the Kyogre Megaship)
Go Poke Rangers
(The shuttle combines with the Kyogre Megaship, making the Astro Megazord)
Go Poke Rangers
(The Astro Megazord appears on Earth)
Go… IN SPACE!
(Season logo. © 2010 by Blazin' Saddles. Denji Sentai Megaranger © 1997-1998 by Toei. Power Rangers in Space © 1998 by Saban/Disney)
Chapter 21: Super Starship Fusion
Footage from:
Power Rangers in Space #12: The Great Evilyzer
Denji Sentai Megaranger #21: Now! Life Gambling Super Gattai
As the rangers sat down in their hotel room on a beautiful sunny day, Ray had a quite impressed look on his face as he went to open his laptop, "It's really amazing that your voice controls that ship."
Felix nodded, "Yep."
Tara giggled, "You know, Felix. Just like me and the other red rangers before you, that's a big responsibility."
"Responsibility?" asked Felix, as he put his feet up on the table, "Nah, it's a piece of cake. We can defeat the virus now with not one, but two zords! I feel so ecstatic."
"Shit," said Angela, "He may break into a song and dance soon."
Felix looked at her, "Don't start with me. What do you think this is, Glee?"
The Space Rangers turned toward Felix as he started to turn red. He gulped, "Sorry, I forgot you guys liked the TV show."
Tara nodded as she petted his head, "Yeah, its okay. We understand."
Angela giggled as she turned to Ray's laptop. She then looked up at Felix with a major question on her hands, "Hmm… however, I do have a question to ask."
"Shoot," said Felix, as he looked at the Yellow Ranger.
"What happens when you call on the Lugia MegaShip and then it doesn't respond to your voice?" asked Angela.
Felix looked at Angela and then turned to the other rangers, "Guys, relax. We're not going to lose."
"Talk about overconfidence," said Ray, looking at his laptop, "Oh, wow. Shinya's calling."
The rangers huddled around Ray's laptop. As Ray clicked on the program, Professor Shinya stood there, looking at them, "Rangers, we have a major problem on our hands. There's a monster in Dewford Island right now, looking at the city to attack. Please stop him."
Felix nodded as the rangers jumped up from the couch. They headed out toward the balcony. Nobody was around as they went to open their morphers.
"Install, Poke Rangers!" yelled the rangers.
As they pressed the three digit buttons, they digitized in their own suits and flipped off the balcony.
Meanwhile, in the city, there was a Gengar like creature that was black with a face of the Spiritomb as it looked down on the city. He turned to Machdrap. Machdrap laughed as he walked over toward him, "I want you to revive any monster that these creeps destroyed. Please, do it!"
Graveance nodded as he stretched out his hands. He closed his eyes as red beams struck the concrete.
"Revive! Four monsters from the past! Destroy the Poke Rangers! No matter what they do, the virus will take over!" he said.
Down below, the Space Rangers looked to see a red beam coming from one of the buildings.
"Up there," said Felix.
The rangers nodded as they jumped up into the sky. They began to glow into their own ranger color. Instantly, they materialized on top of the building.
"Weird," said Tara, "The source was coming from right here."
"Where is he?" asked Felix, "It doesn't make…"
He then heard cynical laughing from the sky. The rangers looked at each other as they stood back to back in a circle.
"What was that?" asked Felix.
"What was that? You mean…," said Darren. Suddenly, Darren was thrown to the ground. Darren looked up in response with his mouth open, "No way."
The rangers turned around to see Wraith Rover, a Mightyena monster who was snarling as it went to attack. Darren held him back for as much as he could, but the monster threw him on the roof.
"Are you okay?" asked Felix.
"Am I okay?" asked Darren, "He's back to life!"
The rangers took out their weapons and combined them with their Astro Blasters. Five beams of multi-colored light shot Wraith Rover. It was a large black and purple bipedal Mightyena and Haunter combo. It had the face and arms of a Haunter, but is covered in black and purple fur. It had purple stuff mainly across the stomach. It also had a red moustache. Bottom half of the body was Mightyena, with a long tail that can act as a weapon in a pinch. He yelled as he fell down and landed on the roof floor.
"Weird," said Ray.
"Let's get out of here," said Felix, "We need to know why they are reviving."
As they started walking to the staircase, they stopped in shock to see two creatures in front of them. One was a Crawdaunt with Kingler like claws that were made of steel and black eyes that were sharp and keen. The other was a huge Roserade appeared with stripes of blue on both her arms and legs. It had a green bow with arrows made of vines and her blue and red roses were on her back. She had green vine-like hands.
"Rose Rader," said Angela.
"Crawdatron," said Felix.
Behind them, there were two more monsters. The two rangers looked to see that there was a Gardevoir monster with Houndoom horns and Spinarak style clothes and next to it was a monster that had four arms: two Croagunk arms and two Electivire arms, puffy Croagunk Cheeks, Electivire head and Purple skin and Black-and-Yellow striped fur.
"CroaVire," yelled Ray.
"Lady Doomrak," said Tara.
The rangers turned around as they were surrounded by monsters who were revived.
"We beat all these creatures before," said Ray, "I'm sure of it!"
Inside the virus…
Aquafina was watching the screen. She was amazed as she looked at the dreadful scene. She was glorified as she saw what was going on, "Yes! Chase after those five rangers! Defeat them!"
Machdrap giggled as he moved toward Aquafina, "I say we start the real show now. It can grow by itself!"
Aquafina nodded, "Graveance!"
Outside, the rangers were trying to make their first move. But, it was interrupted as they saw Graveance looking over them. They stood in shock as they turned to the other monsters. Graveance started shooting red beams at the island, causing more explosions to occur.
"You know what?" asked Felix, "Let's defeat these guys and then deal with this monster later!" said Felix.
"Right!" yelled the rangers as they put their Astro Blasters in their holsters, yet still keeping their weapons.
"Fire Saber!" yelled Felix.
He jumped up and slashed Crawdraton in the face.
"Shadow Lance!" yelled Darren.
Darren jumped up and slashed Wraith Rover in the chest.
"Magnetic Stunner!" said Angela.
Angela started shooting Rose Rader twenty times in the chest. After that, Tara got up with her Psychic Pistol.
"Psychic Pistol!" yelled Tara.
Pink beams shot Rose Rader in the chest. Finally, Ray went to jump up with his Aqua Axe.
"Aqua Axe!" yelled Ray.
He slaughtered CroaVire in the chest cavity as the five rangers watched the monsters fall… and then they got back up.
"Uh," said Felix, "We have a problem. These monsters won't die!"
Inside the space dock, there was a huge room full of controls and a mini screen. It's known as PNET Mission Control. Magbomb decided to control the area here instead of the MegaShip, "Shinya, we can't launch without the rangers. They are battling past creatures."
Down below, Shinya nodded as he looked at what was going on. However, he looked up and turned to Magbomb, "Wait a minute! Why the Astro Megazord? How's the Lugia MegaShip?"
Magbomb reached over toward the Lugia MegaShip controls. After pressing a button, a major diagram appeared. All the lights began to flash green with a big red OK. Magbomb turned toward the main console as he pressed the red button, "Shinya, Lugia MegaShip is ready to launch."
"Great," said Shinya on the intercom, "Felix, launch the Lugia MegaShip!"
Outside, the rangers were fighting hand to hand combat with the monsters. Felix jumped up as he was released from Crawdatron's grasp, "Understood! Lugia MegaShip! Install!"
The Kyogre MegaShip lifted itself above the spacedock and the spacedock split into three parts, giving leeway for the Lugia MegaShip. The Lugia MegaShip turned around and launched directly toward Earth.
"Alright," said Felix, "Install, Delta Megazord!"
As it flew in the air, the Lugia MegaShip began to transform. The tail began to move forward and split into two legs. The feet moved down toward the bottom, becoming the feet and the legs connected to where the feet were attached too. The head of the MegaShip opened up as a face appeared. It landed on the planet in a large thump. The two arms struck out.
"Okay," said Felix, "We're counting on you!"
Suddenly, Crawdatron started swinging its claws. Felix yelped as he ducked, missing the claw attacking him.
Inside the virus…
Master Stryker poked at Machdrap, "That was wrong!"
"Wrong?" asked Machdrap.
"Graveance is going to die now. That blasted Megazord has already destroyed the Gatrzilla Brothers," said Cyber D.
Machdrap turned around happily and started bursting out in pure laughter, "That's where you're wrong! Oh, Aquafina is that device ready?"
Aquafina nodded as she turned to the console, "We will not fail!"
Quickly, the base digitized from the computer network and was released into space, orbiting the planet.
"Is this is how you are going to do this? What are you doing anyway?" asked Nejirous.
"Since Felix controls the Delta Megazord, I'm going to alter the radio waves… causing the Megazord to be our ally as it destroys the whole island," said Machdrap, "Aquafina, lock on to the Delta Megazord and fire a disruptor beam."
"Right," said Aquafina, pressing a couple of buttons.
A purple wave came out of the ship and it penetrated the atmosphere with full force. The purple wave hit the Delta Megazord, causing it to stop moving. Down below, Felix was pinned to the wall as it stopped moving.
"Delta Megazord, respond!" yelled Felix, "Why aren't you responding to my directions?"
Suddenly, the Delta Megazord began to glow bright purple. It digitized into the Lugia MegaShip and it flew across the sky, heading toward the atmosphere. The monsters disappeared into nothing and Graveance laughed as he turned to the rangers.
"The Delta Megazord is ours!" he yelled.
Felix looked at him with confusion as it disappeared, "Yours? What are you talking about?"
Ray turned to him, "Something is wrong with this picture. Let's get back to the hotel."
Inside the virus, Master Stryker was looking at Machdrap evilly, "What were you thinking?"
"Well, now we control the Lugia MegaShip," said Machdrap, "It listens to us now!"
"Ooh," said Master Stryker, "Send the Lugia MegaShip to attack the region. It must destroy them. Everybody must die!"
"Right!" yelled Machdrap.
Down below on the surface, the Lugia MegaShip was hovering over the island of Dewford. The civilians looked up as the MegaShip started firing purple Psybeams at the ship. The buildings exploded all over the place as the civilians started running away from the ship. Every building had voices full of dying people as the rangers watched to see the ship hovering over.
"No way," said Felix.
Ray turned around, "Did you tell it to attack?"
"NO!" yelled Felix, "I didn't!"
The rangers turned around as Shinya's voice appeared on the computer screen, "Rangers, the virus sent a disruption array at the Delta Megazord. The Megazord is uncontrollable to Felix now."
"What?" asked Felix.
He punched the wall with full force and sat on the couch in anger, "I can't believe it!"
"Felix," said Ray, "You're over thinking the situation!"
Felix turned around toward Ray in total disgust, "ME!? I AM NOT OVER THINKING THIS!"
He stormed out of the hotel room. He walked down the stairs in an angry mood as he walked outside to see the Delta Megazord firing all over the place.
"Delta Megazord, stop!" yelled Felix.
The Megazord turned around and stretched out its right hand. Blue beams came out from it, causing Felix to roll to the left, dodging the explosion.
"Aren't you going to listen to me? Come on, STOP THIS!" he yelled.
Felix watched as he saw an Aeroblast attack come out from the Megazord. Felix yelled as he flew from the explosion. Debris was flying all over the place as he struggled to get up. He collapsed on the ground as he saw the other rangers coming to help.
"Are you okay?" asked Darren, picking him up.
"Felix," said Ray, "Are you okay?"
Felix nodded, "Yeah."
Tara knelt down as she looked at Felix, "Felix, Shinya had to inform the ambassador of Galactic Peace. Spencer and Shinya both came to an agreement. And you may not like this…"
Felix turned around, "What?"
Tara turned around, "Because of what's going on, we have been given DIRECT orders to destroy the Delta Megazord."
Felix stood there, shocked, "No… please, we can't do this!"
Angela turned toward Felix, "Felix, we don't have a choice! Our own weapon is being used against us!"
Felix nodded as he looked at them, "I can't believe we have to do this."
Ray nodded, "Well, we have no choice right now."
The rangers nodded as they turned to see the Delta Megazord destroying more buildings by the second. People started running away into the life boats again. Felix nodded, "Let's go!"
"Install, Poke Rangers!" yelled the others.
The five rangers transformed into their digital suits, "Magbomb, launch the Kyogre MegaShip!"
The Kyogre MegaShip flew down toward the Earth's surface. Felix pressed 541 on the Astro Morpher, "Starship Fusion!"
The Kyogre's head began to flip toward the front. The tail and the bottom half stretched downward. The tail transformed into two feet as it split in half. The fins of Kyogre folded down, making the arms of the Megazord. The shuttle transformed into the head of the Megazord, heading toward the ship. The shuttle head attached to the Megazord.
"Astro Megazord, installation complete!" yelled the rangers.
The Astro Megazord landed on the ground, eyeing the Delta Megazord. The Delta Megazord walked toward the Astro Megazord and started punching and kicking the robot. The rangers yelled as they were being shaken up by the powerful robot.
"STOP!" yelled Felix, "I COMMAND YOU!"
Suddenly, the Delta Megazord stood there, staring at the Astro Megazord. Darren turned around as he looked at it, "I guess you got him to stop."
Ray turned around as he looked at Darren, "Then, how come he aimed his right arm at us?"
The rangers turned to the screen to see the Delta Megazord, ready to aim its beams.
"All decks, brace for a big shower of beams!" said Felix.
Suddenly, beams of Aeroblast and Hyper Beam came out of the Delta Megazord's body. The Astro Megazord suffered heavy damage. The cockpits exploded all over the place and inside, Magbomb was hanging on to the bridge consoles, having the time of his life.
"This is not good," said Magbomb, "Just give up and destroy the Delta Megazord!"
"No way," said Felix.
"We can build another one!" said Magbomb, "PNET has plenty of money!"
"The original always works best!" said Felix.
Magbomb grumbled as he smacked his fist on to the console. The red lights were flashing around him as he looked at the screen. It went blank. Magbomb started to fix the screen when suddenly he saw something really great, "Why didn't I think of that? That was something that… Wait a minute, THAT'S IT!"
He went to where Felix would usually sit on the bridge and pressed the intercom button, "Rangers, get me Shinya now! I have the greatest idea ever!"
Underneath the Space Center, which was under construction from the attack, Shinya sat in the PNET office with the computer. It was Magbomb on the screen.
"Why haven't you demolished it yet?" asked Shinya.
"Well," said Magbomb, "Why do it? I accidentally pressed something and hacked into your secret files. Why didn't you tell me about this?"
A picture appeared on Shinya's screen. Shinya shook his head, "No… NO NO NO! I won't do it!"
"Do what?" asked Felix on the intercom.
Suddenly, everybody from the PNET staff walked in and looking at Shinya. The people were very angry. One of them was Hank as he walked toward the front of the crowd.
"Professor, we have no choice. If we want to save the Delta Megazord, we must combine both Megazords as one!" said Hank.
"No! I won't do it!" said Shinya.
"Wait a minute?" asked Ray, "We can combine with the Delta Megazord? Let's do it!"
"No!" said Shinya.
"Why not?" asked Magbomb on the intercom.
"Very simple, there's a 99 percent chance that the Astro Megazord will be under virus control if we do it. There's a 1 percent chance of it working," said Shinya, "Especially, since the virus used an energy wave on it to control it."
"Those morons stole my Megazord?" asked Felix.
"Calm down," said Darren, on the intercom.
Ray cleared his throat on the intercom, "Well, I have an idea."
Back in the cockpit, Ray turned around to Tara, "Hey, see if you can analyze the strength of the wavelengths."
Tara nodded as she looked at the wavelengths. She got the frequency and turned toward Ray, "We need to modify a disruptor beam that is higher than 20219.2 megahertz!"
"What's the wavelength of our Lapras Buster?" asked Ray.
"17102.3 megahertz," said Tara, "We may have to divert all power to the Lapras Buster. After that, we have five seconds to control it and combine the Megazords together. It's worth a shot."
"Alright," said Felix, "Diverting power."
Suddenly, lights shut off all around the MegaShip and the shield power was diverted into the Lapras Buster. Darren turned around, "We only have one shot. We have no shields."
"Do what you can," said Felix, "And if we die, so be it."
Darren nodded as he aimed at the Delta Megazord, "Signal Beam!"
A rainbow beam came out of the Lapras Buster. The Delta Megazord was being electrocuted by the green barrier surrounding it. Down below, Machdrap was on his communicator, "Aquafina, increase the wave!"
Suddenly, the barrier intensified, causing no effect to it. Felix turned around, "More power, Ray."
"I'm giving it all I can," said Ray.
The Lapras Buster intensified its beams as the Delta Megazord was being affected greatly by the energy wave.
Inside the virus, Aquafina tried to increase the power. However, the power level was at its maximum. Master Stryker and Cyber D watched as the console exploded into pieces with Aquafina on the ground, "Machdrap, we're overheating."
"Keep firing!" yelled Machdrap.
As the wave intensified even more, the Lapras Buster started firing stronger beams at it. The red lights are flickering all over the Megazord now as the rangers turned around, "We're overheating our circuits!"
Suddenly, the waves diminished and the Delta Megazord stood there. Machdrap turned to the communicator, "Fire another energy wave before Felix can control it!"
Ray turned around, "Now."
Felix pressed a couple of buttons and his console switched to a different keyboard. Felix inserted the Astro Battlizer into the console. Tara turned around, "They are about to fire again!"
"Super Starship Fusion, commence!" yelled Felix.
Suddenly, the Delta Megazord's eyes lit up as it started to launch into space. Machdrap watched as the Astro Megazord followed. They both turned into ships at first.
"Super Starship Fusion, Astro Delta Megazord!" yelled the rangers, "Install!"
The Astro Megazord was formed up in the sky and pieces of the Delta Megazord began to go toward them. The back of the Lugia MegaShip attached to the back of the Astro Megazord. The legs of the Delta Megazord extended as it attached to the Astro Megazord's legs, almost like a boot for both of them. The chest attached underneath the Kyogre's face with the arms on top of the Astro Megazord's arms. However, its hands that had nozzles on it connected to the top of the head. The Lugia head was placed on top of the shuttle helmet. The rangers hung on as they felt great tension between both Megazords. However, the disruptor signal has been destroyed, giving Felix control of the whole.
"Astro Delta Megazord, installation complete!" yelled the Rangers.
Magbomb was inside the bridge jumping for joy, "Yay!"
As the Astro Delta Megazord landed on Earth, the five monsters appeared again.
"Ice Beam attack!" yelled Felix.
From its fingers, the ice beams started coming out and shooting them. The creatures began to fall down and explode, but they stood up one more time.
"No… way," said Darren.
"Got an idea?" asked Ray.
"Well," said Tara, looking at her scanner, "The reason why we can't defeat them is because they are all linked to a monster…"
"Which one? There are five of them!" said Angela.
"The one that's not revived, that ghostly like creature behind them!" said Tara. The rangers looked up to see a Graveance as he shot two red beams from his mouth. The rangers took a light beating as it felt the powerful attack.
"Now, how do we destroy him?" asked Ray.
Felix nodded as he saw a list of controls. He saw a red button on the middle of the console.
"Perfect! Bullet Punch!" yelled Felix.
As he pressed the red button on the console, the two fists detached and it went up into space. It then came down in a high speed roar, bypassing the creatures. Graveance watched as the fists went through him. He roared as he began to glow yellow.
"No… way," he said, as he fell down. He exploded into a million pieces and the revived monsters disappeared.
"That ends today's adventure," said Felix.
The Astro Delta Megazord stood there proud, thus ending the battle. Magbomb was relieved as he fell on the floor, "Thank you!"
Outside, Machdrap shook his head as he turned to the rangers, "Oh, you rangers think you can beat a high class Commander? Well, we'll see what happens when you die! I am a bit more powerful than you think!"
End of Chapter
Poke Rangers in Space Music Video Parody 2
Sung by: Tara Marie Chaiera feat. Felix Jefferson
Title: Promiscuous Girl… parodied Credits go to: MadTV.
NOTE: This song is a bit raunchy and very, very EXPLICIT!
VIEWER DISCRETION IS STRICTLY ADVISED
(The street lights were lighting up the streets of Slateport City as Tara was walking toward a night club. There, she ran into Felix)
Tara: Did I mean to do that?
Felix: Yep.
Tara: I guess so.
Felix: Can we talk?
Tara: What's wrong?
Felix: Something happened last night with us… and it's not good.
Tara: What do you mean?
(Music starts. People are dancing at a discotech as Felix starts walking around, saying some stuff)
Felix:
Been waiting for you girl since around 10:30
I felt kind of funny since we did the naughty.
Tara:
Every guy I've been with said the exact same thing
What's that? A rash on your ding-a-ling?
Felix:
I've got the fever and the chills
But I bought an expensive box of Lammysil
Tara:
As always you never use protection
You never think straight with your erection!
Felix:
Now, let's get to the chorus section!
Promiscuous Girl
What the hell did you do?
You left your mark and it's hard to use
Tara:
Hey, Promiscuous Boy…
It's time to review!
Did you get it from me
Or did I get it from you?
Felix:
Hey, you girl. Don't be no cynic.
Saw you last week coming out the clinic
Tara:
You tapped every ass in this place
Look at Violet! She has sores on her face
Felix:
No I didn't. I was just chillin
Tara:
Then why do you have Sunfloracillin
Felix:
Tara, don't take the wrong idea
I use Sunfloracillin for my gonorrhea
Tara: Stop music
(Music stops)
Felix: What?
Tara: Now, that was nasty.
Felix: Hey, Blaze said that we were reprising the MadTV parody of Syphilis Girl which was from Promiscuous Girl. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DIRTY! You have no sense of humor…
Tara: Oh that's it! Cue music
(Music begins)
Felix:
Promiscuous Girl
I got your disease
I wanted your body, not your STDs
Tara:
Hey, Promiscuous Boy
Now don't you blame me
that's the price you pay for promiscuity
Felix:
Hey, Promiscuous Girl
I feel so strange
By this time next week
We will both be insane
Tara:
Promiscuous Boy
I think you are wrong
I think it's time
To infect you more!
(Scene: Dance Floor. The other rangers watch as Tara bends forward and attacks Felix. Felix screams in pain as Tara does her little la-di-di-di-la-di-di-la stuff at the end of the song. Felix lays his head back as Tara laughs as she jumps for joy.)
Felix: First, the bee! Now, her… I'm diseased indefinitely. Alright, song's over. Alright, where's the beer?
Ray: Tara took it!
Felix: TARA!
(end of song)
Felix: I hope I didn't offend anybody. Blaze was really funny as he threw a MadTV sketch into it. He chose me and Tara to do it because he knew I was a perverted person and Tara acted like a hooker.
Tara: I'm not a hooker. But, I liked doing that music video. If we make more, you'll find out.
Angela: Anyway, can we get to next chapter's preview?
Corsolizer: Perfect! I will make everyone my minions!
Angela: Where's Darren?
Darren: Angela!!!!!!!
Corsolizer: My perfect minion!
Rangers: Darren!!!!!
Poke Rangers in Space: The Dewford Island Getaway
Chapter 22: You've Been Corsolized
Rangers: Let's do it!
A/N: I hope you guys got a kick out of the song and the chapter. I'm very evil as you can see. So, anyway, I hope I continue soon. After May, I can pick up speed. Have fun!