Hey hey! Guess who's back and stabbing! (*Holds for applause*)

Never mind.

Ok Aces this is my nex chapa thnks for ur help you r a babe. (Somehow I don't think you got any help on this, stop passing on the blame.) Anyway Katies gone on hols so I had to write did myself (You just said you got Aces to help you. I'm so confused…) so don't blame me for da spelling I tryed (Eh, no you didn't) and I gut mum to look at sum of this to. (Well now we know where you got your spelling skills!) Look its relly hard to get the spelling god aand I don't have the time Coz I have a life. (Wow, so everyone who actually puts time into making a good story has no life? Just wow.) So im just gonna write this quick coz odderwise the story wont be finished (How can you finish something with no plot?!) and sum one else can fix the spelling and stuff. (You mean someone without a life?) That's called ghost wrting for those who ned to no and its what the famouse wrtings do like Stephanie King and Stephan Meyers. (No no no no no and no in that order.)

Katy ur stories r soo god, you guys should red them, (If you put them by an English teacher then you will see plenty of red.) mines beta but heres r relly talent too. (You are soo generous and modest Ruby.) To find her you have to look for NateWife (Omg he is soo hoit) (? Your female friend Natewife/Katie is a hot guy?) and it will say no result BUT if you search for the AUTOR then u wiall find her! (Thank you! THANK YOU for pointing out how to use 's search engine!)

Oh My God it was Gary (Oh we're in the story now.) (see im not using txt in the story anymore) (yeah sure…) "Oh my god you are the leader of the league!" I said all shocked. (All grammatically incorrect! Also why and when did Gary get to be the leader of the league when Ruby killed his only pokemon in the second chapter… oh forget it.)

"Yes Ruby it has been me all along!" He murmured to me with a sparkle in his eye. (Oh my GOD! OH MY GOD WHAT A SHOCKING TWIST!)

I gasped! (My words exactly)

I could not believe it! (See last comment.)

We prepared to battle. We were in a round blue room that had lights around the walls and up them. (Go home room, you're drunk.) It looked exactly like the one in FireRed. (All pixelly and small like a Nintendo game.) A circle told us where to stand so we could begin the battle. I was very nervous because it was Gary. (I'm sure he will still wuv you no matter what.) I had done up my hair so it fell into my eyes in a seductive way. I had also put blond streaks in it. (NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU'RE WEARING!) I was wearing my bright red jeans, a white silver singlet and a white jacket that has a Maya flower print on it (OMG just jeans is awesome!) and I had on a cool silver pendant that looked like a teardrop that I got for Christmas. (STOP IT! STOP IT!) I had on black and chocolate eyeliner that I had smudged into a smoky eye and I was wearing wet gloss on my mouth. I had put on red nail polish on my hands to. (Oh look it stopped. I HAS THE POWER!)

Gary was looked amazing. He was wearing a leather jacket and beige t-shirt under it and had a silver chain around his neck. (NO! WHY? WHY MUST YOU START AGAIN!) He had on dark jeans that went on his legs and had cool rips in then. His blue eyes danced like blue skies on a clear day when there is no clouds out.

We were ready to battle.I was so nervous because he was my boyfriend and I loved him. (Déjà vu much?) I looked around the room, taking a breath nervously. The room had lights all around it and on the blue walls. (GET ON WITH IT!)

But all suddenly a MINIPOPLE Runed out yeliing (Oh my god!) GUES WHT RUBY I WNAYT TO BE IN UR STORY COZ I LIK NEED ATTENTION AND YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND VOLOUPTIOUS! (I'm sure he'd say those words exactly…)

I Laffed. WHAHAHAHAHA! (Nice laugh.) He was lik so desprat! But he had ben all men to me3 and I hat him even if hes sory an try to be nice but I am da biger person so I mum told me I hat to be nice so I let him be in my story. (Aw, how nice.)

HAHAHAA NOT! (oh.) I pushed him off da tower and he fell all da way down cryn like a retard baby and DIED! LOL! (Example of excellent maturity and manner number: 128)

Oh and then that fukker Xtreamatedream came and I pushed her off to! (Yeah just kill em all.)

"Anyway I pick GO SQUARTILE!" He sent out a pokemon to fight me! (Squartile: The zombie squatting pokemon, brought back to life by a Mary-Sue author in order to destroy her!)

I gathered myself up and threw up a pokeball (Ew.) and sent out a Venisore! (Sounds like something you'd need a cream for…)

"HOLY SHIT!" said Ash. (Shocked as he was for suddenly appearing in this story) He told squartile to use bubbleblast! (Because Gary was unable to command the zombie pokemon as he did not have the required badges.)

Venisore attacked the squartile with whips and bet him! (Sigh, Ruby: 1, Ash/Gary/Gray: 0) I laughed and was delighted!

Gary smiled at me and sent out a Tenacul!

I returned Venisor and sent out a Racihu! (Such an epic battle.)

"USE THUNDER I shouted" (Yelling out her actions like a retard.)

RAAAAIIIIICHHHHHUUUUUUU!1111111111 (The ones at the end add extra spark.)

Tentacul fell down then and Gary looked worried now! (He should be worried for soo many reasons.)

"Don't think just because I love your Ruby (Oh he just loves her jewellery.) that I'm going to take it easy on you!" He smirked and sent out his last pokmeon!

I gasped! It was a DRAGONITE! (Pokemon must magically spawn in this story with no need to capture them…)

"Omega that boy is so cute!" (Omega = Last, so I guess that's fitting.) I laughed!

Gary laughed to!

I SENT OUT MY BEST POKEMON IT was a LOOGIA! (Ah the magic spawning toilet pokemon.)

Gary Gasped! (What's with all the exclamation marks?)

Loogia used hyperblast and killed the dragonite Before I could stop it! (Because you never earned any badges and the pokemon refused to obey you.)

Oh no I sad! (Oh no, we is sad.)

We both runned up to it but Gary first gave me the trophy and money for winning! (You are such a lovely person.) I dropped my knees beside it! Gary stated to cry but I told him no "We can still save it!" (Ruby is GOD-SUE! She can maketh anything happeneth!)

I pulled out the Tricforce Lunk gave me and brung the loogia back to life! (This makes perfect sense…)

He gasped "Ruby you did it love!"

"No it was nothing!" I sad all modestly! (I somehow doubt it.)

"No, it was so much more then that!" he said very hotly! (I would be pretty hot about it too.)

The loogia gut up and looked at me and talked inside my head. (Nothing to be concerned about at all.) "Ruby you have tamed the beast of the sea. You are the chosen one to save the world because of this." (Why am I still reading this?)

I blushed!

Loogia continued. "Now you must forfil your porpoise." (Step 1: Capture a dolphin like creature. Step 2: Fill it.)

"WTF purpose?" I sad. Gary looked confuddled

"U will sea." (Oh lol, what a fabulous pun!)

I laughed at loogias joke but then was serious. What was my purpose.

Anyway I dunt ned ur relly help but if you want to that's fine coz Katies busy now and on hols. Lok zaka I sad sorry what else am I supposed to do? BTW alishas back from uni and I no u lik her and I no where shes stayin so u better be nice to me coz im being nice to u now. Beside i would hav won the comp coz I have way more reviews and I don't care abot it anymore so whatever. (Oh I'm getting tired now. I'm writing in Word. Look at all them red squiggles. Hey if Ruby can randomly change the subject…)

TO BE CONTIEND (Immediately.)

Sudenly Loogia got up and we went away then. We went back to my horse and picked out sum clothes for the journey. I picked out five tops. (Oh. GOD. NO!) The first one was white with red around the edges and arms and had red rinesones in a spiral pattern. The other one was black with a red butterfly and see-through sides and long sleeves. The other one was yellow with a blue and silver v pattern and a black Bodyglove logo. (Urgh…) The other one had a pic of Jutstin beeper (Beeper *snigger*) on the front and the words One time wriiten on the back in black and the top was white. The next one was red with blue and blak round squares on it. The next one was silver sparky with a white sholder strap thing. (That was seven tops not five.) I also chose sum pants. (NOOOOOO!) The first was a dark jean with rips on the knees. The next one were white shorts that showed off my legs the next one was a bright red jeans like the ones I gut for xmas the next one was a faded demin with JJ on the back. I put them in a vag. I then took the bag and got on loongian with gary at my side and and then we went to the Mysery Beyond! (So now we're in a depressed version of "The Land Before Time?")

We got there. I was like the world in snow white and the huntsman (WTF?) (Omg best movei ever except for twighlite!) (No.)

A white stag appeared from the birds in the big oak tree. (What a "beautifuk" description.) He came to me. He was hug! (BIG HUG!) He came up to me and bowed down. "You must be ruby, you are the one set to distry the unbalance of the worlds. Pls you must help us." (What happened to the "no txt speak" you promised?) He begged, tears of sadnes running down his silky face.

"But what can I do. I'm just like a ordinary girl." (No, You are GOD-SUE!) I nearly fainted, I was so tirede of fightin. (When did you do ANYTHING!)

"No you are spesial U mst find urself in da mirror so then u can see da truth k." Sad the deer wisely. (And rather constipatedly.)

"Yea Rubny (oh a new name!) you are the one who can save I'lve always nown that that's y I lov u soo much." (Aww…)

I took a breathe. K, lets go" I sad proudly.

2 b contiened (With more typos than EVER!)

*Sigh* When all is done and said, there is only one thing left to say…

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!