Chapter Nineteen: Pointless

Sonic was about to call Tails when Luigi called him. "You are bitch" Luigi said, "I fucka your mother"

"This guy is a legend!" Sonic shouted but then added in a calmer voice, "Almost as legendary as me plowing head first into your mom"

"Fuck you bitch. Listen, our plans will soon come into fruition and thus will our safety group come into power from the ashes of the old one" Luigi announced. Sonic itched his belly, slowly and surely his hand ventured downwards as he talked to Luigi. He slightly closed his eyes as his hand had almost reached the promised land. Shadow saw this and punched him right in the groin. Sonic screamed into the phone. "That's it! I'm coming to kick your ass bitch!" Luigi said.

"Sonic. Now's not the time to speak to your whores on the phone. We need to find out about this key as we have no other purpose as of right now!" Shadow shouted.

"Whore?! Put me on speaker" Luigi demanded and Sonic complied. "Listen here bitch. I'll whoop your ass!" Luigi shouted, "Fuck you Green guy! Come over right now!" Shadow shouted back. "Bring a bat! This fucker threw our 'only purpose' right out of the window in the first place!" Daffy chimed in.

"Shut up bitch!" Shadow yelled as he took a swing at Daffy. Daffy ducked under.

"I'm already on my way there. Soon you'll all be dead" Luigi announced.

Sonic threw his phone out the window and Daffy tackled him. As the two fought, Shadow ran out and caught the phone and ran back in. "Fuck this shit. I want you here now!" Shadow demanded. "Quit being hard for me, you piece of shit. Soon I will be there" Luigi said.

Although, Luigi was standing on Tails roof, seeing as Tails didn't live that far from Knuckles in the first place. The Assassin Maid, whom I haven't named yet but will eventually get around to it, was with Luigi. Luigi began to peel an orange, throwing discarded pieces at nearby people. Until one person spoke up. "Get down from Tails roof! I'll kick your ass"

It was Ryan the living bomb. Shadow peeked his head out of the window, "Shut up bitch"

"Fuck you edgelord" Ryan said

"Don't make me call my boys on you!" Shadow replied, "In fact, after Luigi gets here and I kick his and Daffy's asses. You're next"

Luigi dropped an orange peel on Shadow's face. "Eat this bitch!" Luigi said.

Shadow threw the peel at Ryan. "Come outside" Ryan calmly said. But the look he gave Shadow said otherwise. "Fuck you" Shadow said.

Meanwhile,

Sonic tried calling Tails to get him to answer questions. "Damnit. It went voicemail! Tails is a bitch!" Sonic screamed. "Fuck this key! Let's go attack people at the store" Daffy said. As they exited Tails house, they noticed a fight going on between Ryan, Luigi and Shadow. "Come on assholes, we're going to the store" Sonic announced.

"OK" everyone including Sonic said. The neighbor even came out and said it to. "Come on gang, I'll give you a lift" the neighbor said. It was Mr. Timothy who done did the thing he just done did. You read it not too long ago, so I shouldn't have to repeat myself. Unless of course, you're a piece of shit, then fuck you. Mr. Timothy got his van started up with a sound that sounded like a lighter turning on. It was a click. A quick yet quiet click. Not unlike the sound of a death beam or an assassin's bolt embedding into fleash. Okay, that bolt sound is sexy actually. Listen to it. Mmmmmm.

Anyway, Sonic and the gang got into the van. Mr. Timothy had gotten on his ballistic suit that could protect him from fire, rain, bullets, God thunder, God fire, knife attacks, sword attacks. But it wouldn't protect his honor as a warrior or him from a shogon attack. Perhaps even the legendary soldier, the Big Boss might decide to kill Mr. Timothy, who's suit could never withstand such might.

Sonic rolled down the window at the light. Next to the van was a couple in a sports car. They had their roof down. Sonic poured wine on the driver. "HEY!" The driver yelled.

"Sonic. Tell him" Shadow said.

Sonic nodded at Shadow and then addressed the driver. "Shadow said to shut up bitch or he'll call his boys on you"

"Sonic, my boy. Tell him" Mr. Timothy said as well.

Sonic nodded at Mr. Timothy and then addressed the driver yet again. "Mr. Timothy said fuck you scum. He'll kill you right now"

"Sonic. Tell him" Luigi said.

Sonic nodded at Luigi and once more addressed the driver. "Luigi said he'll wait till your whore spawns a baby. He'll then strangle and eat it In front of you. Then I'll force your whore to eat the afterbirth"

The driver got out of the car. He was fuming. "Step out of the car"

Sonic got out of the car and was punched in the belly. Sonic fell. Shadow, Luigi, Ryan and Mr. Timothy quickly got out and attacked the guy. Daffy followed suit and kicked Sonic while he was done. The assassin maid stayed in the van. The driver's wife screamed and attempted to break up the fight. She was actually successful.

Everyone apologized to each other and hugs were given out. Only because Ryan knew how to settle a fight. He was an expert negotiatior. He also didn't see that Daffy snuck up behind him with a bat.

Sonic tackled Daffy before he swung. "Not this time bitch" Sonic said. "Damn you hedgehog!" Daffy yelled.

Daffy's evil plans were foiled yet again. But none could stop Sonic as he decided to pull out a grenade and

"Let's get to the store!" Shadow yelled

"Our only purpose right?" Daffy asked

"Shut up bitch" Shadow said.