Me: And now, the second half of season 1.
Tex: Anonymous Fanz doesn't anything except for Derek.
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"I tried to save the chupacabra, but the blues attacked the tank with it. Then they tried to kill me. I hid behind cover and then the tank autolocked on their own leader. After that, I ran for the base." I said.
"Normally, this would result in a shotgun court marshal, but I'm going to let it slide, since you helped kill the blue leader, and capture the flag, I'll let this one slide." sarge said.
"You've got to be kidding me." Grif said.
"I totally attacked that one blue guy that was trying to intercept Donut. Also, if I wasn't there, they wouldn't need to lock onto anything. The blue leader would still be alive." I said.
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"Since I got the blue leader killed, and helped donut capture the flag, I'm not being shotgunned." I said.
"Hey, since I captured the flag, d'ya think they'll give me my own color armor now?"
"What do you mean 'captured'? You thought you were buying it at the store, you idiot."
"Still, he got the flag. They probably will give him something. If not a new armor, a medal. Or a parade." I said. "Hopefully, it won't be orange. That would probably make sarge want to kill you. Or think your grif, who wants to kill."
"Simmons, what's going on? What's over there?"
"I thought I saw something for a second."
"Hey rookie, tuck the flag some place safe until we can figure out what's goin' on."
"Good idea. I was sick of carrying this thing anyway."
"Did you hear that?"
"I think so." I said.
"Hey! What's going on?"
"What the fuck?" Oh shit, it's a Sticky ProjectIle DEmolition gRenade.
" S. PI. DE. R.!" I yelled.
"Spider? Get it off!"
"It's a sticky grenade. It doesn't come off." I said.
"What?" Donut asked.
"We should probably keep our distance."
"What's going to happen to me? Am I going to explode?!"
"It hasn't yet. Then again, the timer could be modified to—" the thing went off before I could finish my sentence.
"Son of a bitch!" Everyone but donut yelled.
"Crap. I think we lost our new recruit." I said. Suddenly, Simmons fell over. What?
"Don't kill me, I'm too good looking to die!"
"No your not." I said. He got hit. I fired my shotgun in his direction. I hit something. I fired again. It was the Black Freelancer. I wonder if it was her earlier, using the voice modification thingy in the armor, to sound like the blue guy. I hit her with my shotgun then fired.
"Ah Crap!" I kicked her in the face. That seemed to easy.
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"Sarge, we need to get Donut air-lifted outta here."
"Could you put that in a memo and entitle it 'Shit I already know!' Get on the horn with Command!"
"Sarge, our prisoner is awake!" I warned.
"Oh great... You broke my voice filter. You cock biting fucktards!" It is the black freelancer. The one that killed those blues at sidewinder. And my squad at that same outpost.
"Ah-ha! I knew it! Only a chick could give me a headache this big!"
"That's sexist!" I said.
"What's the matter? You never seen a girl before? How long have you guys been out here?"
"Years. Although, I got here six months ago, to find this guy." I said.
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"So, you're a girl, huh?"
"Just ignore him. Everyone else does." I said.
"Not so tough now that we unloaded your weapon, are ya?"
"Hey, punk, I don't need a weapon to kill you."
"Trust me, I saw sidewinder. She beat a guy with a skull. I don't even know who's skull it was, but that shit was just... Damn!" I said. "Speaking of sidewinder, I remember entering that base to capture flag, and leaving alone." I said.
"I don't remember killing a Red team at sidewinder" She said. liar!
"I remember being betrayed, by you. You killed the blues, then you killed us, and robbed us!" I yelled.
"Then again, I killed a lot of Reds..." She said.
"I saw only red for Three days! That's how long it took for command to find me." I yelled.
"This is starting to sound like one of Virge's flashbacks." She said.
"You can sit their and rot!" I yelled, as I left.
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I decided to work on Lopez. He needs his switch repaired. I replaced it with a new one. This one, is less likely to glitch. Now, to create makeshift D batteries. Cause those things ain't cheap. I noticed Sarge leaving with the freelancer. "Sir, what are you doing?" I asked.
"Oh, Um... I'm taking her to the blue team to, Um, negotiate a surrender." He said. Suspicious. Very unlike Sarge.
"You sure. I mean, we might as well use her as bait for a trap, so we could kill those blue. Before they can attempt a Res—" Sarge got sniped. Oh crap. I shotgunned the freelancer. She ran off. Dammit! I went after her.
"Freeze!" How did she get behind me! Crap.
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Tex: A great comeback on my part.
Me: Yep. Not bad for second best freelancer.
Tex: What?
Me: Oh. You didn't read the the first story did you.
Tex: What do you mean second best!