Chapter 21: Fighting and Accusing People
Disclaimer: read chapter 1
The gang was staring at Aladdin and Abu in disbelief. "Aladdin?!" Kelsey felt a little starstruck to see him, because she used to have a little crush on him, when she was little. Not because of his good looks and well toned body, but because of man who played him. Kelsey had a crush on Scott Weinger who not only played Aladdin, but he also played Steve from Full House, the show she watched sometimes on TV. Back then, he was really hot as a teenager, and now.
'Oh my gosh!' Kelsey thought to herself, letting her boy-crazy side get the best of her, 'I'm actually seeing Aladdin... IN PERSON!' At that point, she completely forgot about the situation.
Aladdin narrowed his eyes and clenched his fits tightly. Abu was clinging onto Aladdin with one arm, while shaking his fist and making monkey noises angrily.
Jack was smiling nervously without anybody knowing he was nervous, "Hello, mate. It's good to see you again."
"And I am very happy to see you too, Jack," Aladdin said in a dangerous tone as he popped his knuckles.
"Oh, come on, mate. Let's not be like that..." Jack slowly reached his right hand over to pull out his sword.
"You. Are. So. DEAD!" Aladdin instantly ran past Kelsey and tackled Jack, before he could get his weapon out. As soon as they were on the ground, Aladdin started punching, and Abu was pulling Jack's hair.
"Watch the locks, you stupid MONKEY!" Jack cried out angrily, but he didn't have much time to protest, because Aladdin's fist met his skull.
"No, Abu," Aladdin said to his monkey, "He's mine!"
Abu crossed his arms over his chest and shook his head, "NO!"
"Come on, Abu. This is going to more ugly if two are involved."
Abu rolled his eyes and mumbled noises, as he jumped away and kept a safe distance from them. He joined Jiminy, Kelsey, and Genie, while watching the fight.
"G-Guys, STOP IT!" Jiminy tried to stop the men fighting, but nothing stopped the two. He turned to Kelsey, who was staring ahead, nightdreaming of Scott Weinger, "Kelsey?! KELSEY?!"
Kelsey's fantasies of Aladdin came to a halt, when she realized something wasn't right, "W-What? What's wrong?"
Jiminy widen his eyes and gave her a look as if she said something stupid, "What's wrong? What's wrong?! Are you blind? LOOK!" Jiminy pointed at the two men, and Kelsey looked to see what Jiminy was looking at.
Kelsey made a painful look on her face, "Oh. I see what you mean-"
"Do something!" he ordered.
Without hesitation, Kelsey, being the middle child of the family, tried to make peace and talk sense into those two, fighting men, "Guys! You're being ridicules! Can we talk this out like adults, please?! Can one of you talk like normal adults?" she asked, knowing that Jack would sometimes- all the time- act like Kailey's age.
She turned to Genie, who was watching the scene, "Genie, DO SOMETHING!"
Genie smiled at Kelsey and winked, "You got it!" He snapped his fingers, and instead of the two, fighting men getting separated, a fighting ring appeared with the two men on it. Genie had on a referee shirt and pulled out a microphone, screaming out with an announcer's voice, "Let's get ready to RUUUUUMMMMBBBBBLLLLE!"
Kelsey and Jiminy's mouths dropped in shock. "Really, Genie?" Jiminy asked in an annoyed tone, "Really?"
"Here we have two Disney characters fighting it out!" Genie continued his monologue, "Winner reigns supreme. Looks like Al, the street rat from Agrabah, is taking the swashbuckler down with multiple punches. Can this bruised up captain fight back?"
Jack head butted Aladdin, who rolled off him. He ran towards the side of the ring, facing Genie and showing off his bruises, "Of course I can, blue goof. Who am I?" Jack paused for a moment before answering for him, "I'm-"
"A LYING, CHEATING THEIF!" Aladdin jumped on Jack's back like he's having a piggy back ride, before pushing him back down.
"Okay, this is ridicules!" Kelsey ran towards the ring and climbed inside.
"Ooh!" Genie said with his announcer's voice, "Looks like we have an unexpected fighter in the ring! This girl is Kelsey, who's mission is to find her sister. From what I can tell, she must've been working out a lot to gain THOSE muscles."
"Alright, Al, this is ridicules!" Kelsey grabbed Aladdin's arm to pull him away from Jack, but she got elbowed in the eye instead. "OW!" Kelsey fell back and landed on the back.
"Oooh!" Genie and Jiminy formed a painful look on their faces. "That GOTTA hurt!" Genie cried out.
Kelsey sat up with her left eye covered, and stared down at Aladdin angrily, "Aladdin... You maybe cute... but right now... YOU'RE DEAD! COME HERE!" Kelsey ran towards Aladdin, this time, she pulled his pretty hair instead of his arm.
"OW! HEY!" Aladdin was pulled back from Jack, losing his balance because of Kelsey.
Jack shuffled back away from the two and slid out of the ring, "I'm routing for you, love." He ran towards Genie and Jiminy, right before Flynn and Rapunzel returned with the firewood.
"Hey, guys," Flynn said in a friendly, not realizing what was happening right now, "Sorry it took so long, but we got the..." He looked up to see a fighting ring and Kelsey and Aladdin fighting. He widen his eyes in disbelief as he dropped the firewood. "Wood," he finished weakly.
"Don't worry about it, mate," Jack patted Flynn's shoulder, "You didn't miss much."
"Jack, what's going on?!" Rapunzel whirled around and gasped in disgust seeing Jack's bruised and bloody face, "What happened to you?!"
Jack shrugged, "Just a misunderstanding and nothing more, love. How about you kiss my bobo and make it all better?" He tried to wiggle his brows and wink at Rapunzel, but the pain was keeping him from doing so.
Rapunzel looked at the ring to see Kelsey fighting with a boy, she'd never recognized, "Who's that?"
"He doesn't like me at all," Jack explained casually.
Genie cleared his throat and continued, "Kelsey is really making a comeback! She is Throwing Al off his game!"
Rapunzel and Flynn turned to their side, seeing Genie making the announcement. "WHO'S THAT?!" Rapunzel demanded.
"The help," Jack answered.
Genie looked over and saw Flynn and Rapunzel there, "Hi there! How are you doing?" He shook both their arms heartedly, "The name is Genie. Genie of the lamp!"
"G-Genie?" Flynn blinked and stared eye wide at Genie in disbelief, "Y-You're the big guy with magic, right?"
"That I am! At your service."
"GUYS!" Jiminy cried for their attention, "I hate to interrupt, but we have two people trying to KILL each other! HELP!"
They all looked over at Kelsey, Aladdin, and now Abu joined the fight. Abu hated what Kelsey was doing to his struggling friend, so he had to step in. He jumped on Kelsey's head and covered her eyes.
"What the-" Kelsey released Aladdin and focused on getting Abu off her, "GET OFF ME!"
"Perfect timing, Abu," Aladdin said to his friend with a smirk, "As usual."
Abu smiled back, still holding onto Kelsey's head.
"LET GO OF ME!" Kelsey ordered.
"I don't think he wants to, Miss," Aladdin said with a snicker.
Kelsey growled under her breath in frustration. She officially wasn't taking a liking to Aladdin anymore, "You know... fine. Have it your way." She instantly threw punches at Aladdin to anywhere she can reach.
"Hey!" Aladdin cried in pain as he held onto places that hurt. Abu was so mad at Kelsey, he began pulling her hair roughly.
"OW! OW! OW! OW!" Kelsey wanted to rip the monkey off her, but she didn't want turn away from Aladdin.
Suddenly, Kelsey and Abu's heads got hit and felt light headed. Kelsey fell right on top of Aladdin, with Abu on top of her head, knocked out cold. Aladdin rolled Kelsey's body off her, and looked up to see Flynn and Rapunzel, who was holding a frying pan and apologetic look on her face.
"Thanks, guys," Aladdin thanked them as he sat up, "She was starting to get too rough for my-" He didn't have to time to finish with his sentence, because Rapunzel knocked him out too with a frying pan.
Flynn chuckled, "Nice moves, Blondie."
Rapunzel put the pan down and wrapped Kelsey's hands together with her hair. Then, she dragged Kelsey out of the ring, "Come on, Eugene. Help me!"
"Alright, Blondie," Flynn put his arms under Aladdin's armpits and dragged him as well.
~MDA~
"Save what has been lost... Bring back what once was mine... What once was mineeee..."
Kelsey slowly regained conscious, didn't have a clue to what just occurred. She opened her eyes and saw nothing but blurry vision, until she blinked a few times. The only thing she could see was her right eye and not her left, because it was covered. She groaned, not from pain, in fact she was pain-free. She now assumed that her fight with a cute boy was all just a dream. She groaned, because of her lack of a good night sleep. "W-What happened?" Kelsey asked while moaning.
"About time you wake up, Sleeping Beauty," Flynn said with a chuckle, "I was afraid Blondie here hit you too hard."
Kelsey yawned and planned to stretch her arms out. However, something was keeping her from moving her arms. "What the..." She looked down and saw Rapunzel's hair tied around her body, "What's going on?" Kelsey withered out of Rapunzel's hair, but her hair was too tight.
"Struggling is pointless, Kelsey," Rapunzel explained with an apologetic look.
Kelsey scanned the area and realized that she wasn't the only one tied up. Aladdin, Abu, and Jack, who's head was wrapped like a mummy. The only thing she can see Jack through the hair was his eyes, nose, and lips.
"Rapunzel, why did you tie me up?!" Kelsey demanded.
"You're hurt," Rapunzel explained, "The boy gave you a black eye, and it needs healing." Now Kelsey figured out what was covering her left eye.
"Okay, you healed me and Jack, now could you untie me, please?"
Jiminy shook his head, "Sorry, Kelsey."
"What?!" Kelsey cried in shock with her eyes widen, "WHY?!"
Rapunzel flinched at Kelsey's outburst, she definitely felt bad about doing this to her, "I'm sorry, Kelsey."
"They don't want us to fight again," Aladdin explained while staring down at Kelsey with narrowed eyes. She stared back at Aladdin with the same expression. Abu writhed under the hair, while panting for breath. He kept screaming out demands that no one understood except for Aladdin.
"What did he say?" Flynn asked Aladdin.
"I couldn't comprehend, but I do know he said words I don't want to repeat. Mostly, he just wanted out of the girl's hair."
Flynn chuckled as he sat next to Abu, "Well, sorry, little buddy, that's not going to happen anytime soon. I've been tied by hair before, so welcome to the club." Flynn raised his hand to pat Abu's head, but Abu attempted to bite hand off. "EEK!" Flynn cried out in fear as he pulled away instantly. "Bad monkey!" He stood up from the log and kept his safe distance, "Okay, from what I figured out so far, while Kelsey was sleeping..." He turned to Kelsey curiously, "You're from the real world?"
Kelsey widen her eyes, "What?"
"Don't worry, Kelsey," Jiminy reassured her, "We told them."
"Why?" Kelsey demanded in a whisper.
"Because they needed to know. We can trust them, right?"
"Well, yeah, but-"
"I don't buy it," Aladdin interrupted. Everyone glared at Aladdin questionably.
"Pardon?" Jiminy asked.
"I don't believe it," Aladdin shrugged, "Nobody from the real world can come here. It's impossible."
"Improbable, mate," Jack corrected him. Aladdin rolled his eyes at Jack.
"Okay, Al," Kelsey said, "If you're so confident that I'm not from the real world, test me."
The rest of the gang glared at Aladdin challengingly, while Aladdin stared at Kelsey with a smirk, "Okay... How?"
"Ask me anything, and I'll tell you."
"And trust me, lads, she'll know," Jack said.
Aladdin rolled his eyes, "Yeah right."
"Oh!" Rapunzel raised her hand and waved it in the air, "I got a question for you, Kelsey."
Kelsey turned her attention to Rapunzel, "Yes?"
"What is my favorite hobby?"
"That's an easy one, painting murals."
Rapunzel gasped in amazement, "That's right! She really is from the real world!"
Aladdin scoffed, "Not really. She just guessed."
"Okay, Kelsey," Flynn sat next to her, smiling at her charmingly that made Kelsey blushed slightly, "let's take back in time for a minute. What exactly happened to me right before I met you, Jack, and Blondie?"
"Um... let's see-"
"She doesn't know," Aladdin snapped.
"Oh, come on, Al!" Genie encouraged Aladdin with a pat on the back, "Give the girl a chance, will ya?"
"You were with the Stabbington brothers that day," Kelsey began, "and you both were planning to steal something. Right?"
Flynn stared at Kelsey in disbelief, then chuckled, "Yeah. Tell me, Kelse, what did we steal?"
"A crown that was from a castle, and-"
"What was the name of the kingdom?" Aladdin asked challenging Kelsey.
Kelsey glared at Aladdin with narrowed eyes, hated when people interrupt her. "Corona," Kelsey answered bluntly.
"She's right," Flynn said, while looking at Kelsey with amazement, "We got caught, but I managed to ditch the guards and the brothers."
"Until the horse came after you," Kelsey added with a smirk.
Flynn smirked back and chuckled, "You don't miss a detail, do ya? That's amazing. Either you're A: telling the truth about who you are, or B: you're psychic, or C: you're a stalker." Kelsey rolled her eyes at that last option.
"I'll go with C," Aladdin said bluntly.
"Are you kidding me?!" Kelsey demanded in an annoyed tone. She felt like she was arguing with Kailey right now.
"No, I'm not. You could've had sources. Someone must've told you all about him!" Aladdin turned his head to Flynn's direction.
"She must be a super spy!" Genie cried out.
"GENIE!" Jiminy and Kelsey cried at the same time. "Not really helping the situation," Kelsey said before looking at Aladdin, "Okay, Aladdin, what would it take to convince you that I'm telling the truth?"
"I'm thinking about giving you a true test," Aladdin answered.
"What kind of test?" Kelsey asked, "If you're giving me a trivia test, ask me anything."
Aladdin shook his head, "No. A different test. Something that'll prove you're telling the truth."
"Like what?" Flynn asked Aladdin, "A lie detector test?"
Rapunzel gasped fearfully, "D-Does it hurt?"
Kelsey scoffed, "No. Up to this point, I'll take anything to prove to this JERK," Kelsey gave Aladdin a death glare, while he gave her the same look, "that I'm not lying!"
"Well then!" Genie said with his cheery voice, "let's get started!" He snapped his fingers, and the whole area had a crazy transformation. The logs, the gang was sitting on, turned into comfortable chairs. Jiminy also had his own chair for his size. The campfire turned into a fireplace, and the trees disappeared before a set of walls appeared. However, the only thing that didn't change was the night sky.
Everyone looked around the transformed room, then turned around to see a TV screen that said The Genie Show. Everyone realized that Genie turned this place into a talk show. They glared at Genie, who was sitting down on his chair, and noticed that he changed his appearance.
Kelsey realized that he transformed into Maury, but before she could say anything, she disappeared in a puff of smoke. Everyone gasped fearfully, except for Aladdin, didn't know what happened to Kelsey.
"G-Genie, where did she go?" Jiminy demanded, "What happened to her?!"
Jack stared at Genie eye-wide, couldn't believe that he made Kelsey disappeared, but he wasn't sure if he supposed to be amazed or worried. He shrugged, acting as if nothing happened, "That's interesting."
"Good evening, and welcome to the Genie Show!" Genie greeted his audience with a smile and his Maury voice. His audience, Genie's duplicates, were in their seats, clapping and cheering for Genie. "Tonight, we have a lot of special guests in the show. We have a boy and his monkey from Agrabah-"
The audience cheered loudly for Aladdin, whom chuckled nervously while rubbing the back of his neck.
"The girl who has magic glowing hair!"
The audience gave Rapunzel the same support, they did to Aladdin. She giggled and waved at the crowd, enthusiastic with them, "Hi, everybody!" Flynn stared at Rapunzel in awe but with amusement.
"The charming man, who steals for a living."
"BOO!" The crowd was opposite with Flynn. They made raised their hands up with their thumbs down, and their faces were disgusted.
"Hey!" Flynn crossed his arms over his chest and frowned as he laid back against his chair.
"The drunk swashbuckler, who kills, steals, and drinks rum all day," Genie added. The crowd gave Jack the same treatment they gave to Flynn. They booed at Jack also.
"Technically, I didn't have any rum today, and I did kill one man, but he almost kill the lass." That's when he earned praises from the crowd. Satisfied, Jack laid back against his chair and smirked at frowning Flynn.
"We also have the conscious Jiminy Cricket joining us," Genie added. Jiminy took his hat off and bowed in front of the loud, cheering crowd.
"At your service," Jiminy said as he sat back down on his chair.
"We have another guest, but she isn't currently here at the moment."
"Where's Kelsey?" Rapunzel asked Genie curiously.
"She's in another room backstage, taking a lie detector test by one of our staff," Genie explained as the television screen showed a video image of Kelsey sitting down wired up. "Now the reason she is taking one, ladies and gentlemen, is that Aladdin claims that Kelsey is lying!"
"BOOOOO!" Right on cue, the crowd booed and made faces at Kelsey angrily.
"Now, now," Genie tried to calm the audience down, "it's not like the cheaters we had on the show. Kelsey and Aladdin are not in a relationship, in fact, they've met in... terrible circumstances. You see it all started back in Agrabah. Jack, the drunken swashbuckler, and Aladdin, the street rat, met in prison."
"Oooh!" the crowd made surprised noises.
"And they were both tricked by an old man to go to the Cave of Wonders."
The crowd gasped in unison. Flynn furrowed his brows together at the crowd, Why do they do that? Always on cue.
"I wasn't tricked!" Jack cried to the crowd defensively, "I knew there was something odd about him."
"If you knew something wasn't right, then why did you come along?" Aladdin demanded.
Jack shrugged, "My dear boy, there were jewels in that bloody cave! A pirate could never say no to that! And... I wanted to get out of that bloody prison. Another thing, mate, if your stupid monkey hadn't touch that jewel, we wouldn't have to worry about being melted by lava-"
Abu immediately growled at Jack and attempted to attack him, but a Genie duplicate dressed as a body grabbed him.
"Now. Now, let's not do anything we'll regret," Genie tried to calm Abu down, but that made Abu more determined to rip Jack's dreadlocks out.
"Regret?!" Aladdin demanded angrily, "REGRET?! I wouldn't regret killing Jack Sparrow right now!" He gave Jack a death glare.
"Everyone wants me dead, lad," Jack said.
"Yeah, Aladdin," Flynn agreed, "So join the-I-want-Jack-dead club."
"Anyway," Genie continued using his Maury impression, "After their cave escape, they got a hold of the lamp. By the time, they made it to safety, Jack-"
Aladdin stood up and stomped his foot on the ground, "Jack stole the lamp from me! He threatened me and Abu with a sword then a GUN! He betrayed me after everything we've been through."
Jack shrugged, "Pirate, mate. I mentioned this our last meeting, pirates don't have friends." That comment earned several boos from the crowd. He rolled his eyes, "OH, SHUT IT!" The crowd ignored him, in fact they booed louder.
Rapunzel looked at Jack apologetically, "That's kinda sad, Jack."
"What is, love?"
"That pirates don't have friends. What about your crew?"
"They've left me with me ship. But that's all going to change, once I use YOU!" Jack turned and pointed at Genie still in his Maury disguise.
"I had the lamp first, and you KNOW IT!" Aladdin cried out.
"This isn't about getting the lamp first, boy," Jack explained carelessly, "It's finders keepers. Savvy?"
Listening to Jack was making Aladdin's blood boil. He literally jumped from his seat and grabbed Jack by the throat, "YOU SICK! LYING! CHEATING PIRATE!"
"Aladdin, come on!" Flynn decided to step in and grabbed by Aladdin by his waist, "Now's not the time to act like a big baby."
"BIG BABY?!" Aladdin struggled under Flynn's grip, "I'm eighteen years old! The only big baby here is Jack!"
"I know," Flynn agreed, "Which is why it's up to you to be the bigger person."
"I don't want to be the bigger person!" Aladdin argued as Flynn set him back in his chair, while holding him back by his shoulders, "I want to kill Jack!"
Flynn sighed in annoyance, "Do you want to act like a baby?"
"No!"
"Then act like an adult, you can't have it both ways," Flynn said in fatherly tone, "Either you sit still like a grown up, or throw a temper tantrum like a baby. Your choice."
Aladdin rolled his eyes as he leaned his back against his chair with his arms crossed over his chest. Flynn sighed with relief, walking back to seat. He kept his eyes on Aladdin, making sure he wouldn't try anything funny.
"Well now, back to main reason why we're here," Genie said, "We discovered that the amazing Kelsey has a big secret..." He looked both ways before leaning forward and whispered quietly, "She's from the real world." The audience gasped. "She is here to find her sister and go home with the help of her friends. However, Aladdin claims that she is lying about where she is from, and just using the lamp for selfish reasons." The crowd booed at Aladdin this time, earning an eye roll from him.
"Now speaking of Kelsey, let's welcome her to the show, shall we?" Genie asked, making the crowd cheered loudly for her. He snapped his fingers, and Kelsey appeared in blue smoke. The gang was coughing and was fanning the smoke away.
"I think that's... too much smoke, Genie," Jiminy said while gasping for breath.
"Welcome to the show, Kelsey," Genie greeted her, "How are you?"
Kelsey glared at Genie as if he said something stupid, "Right now? I've been better. Before this, I almost died and almost got arrested."
"You've been facing lots of obstacles. Haven't you?"
"Yeah. I'm surprised I didn't die yet."
"Do you think you'll find your sister soon?"
"I hope so with your help of course."
Genie couldn't help but blushed at that comment, but he continued with the show, "So Aladdin thinks you're lying?"
Kelsey sighed in annoyance, ignoring Aladdin's glare, "Yeah."
"Well, are you?"
"Of course not."
"You are so!" Aladdin argued.
Kelsey glared at Aladdin in annoyance, "I am not!"
"Yes, you are!"
"No, I'm not! And I'm going to prove it to you with a lie detector test!"
"It doesn't change the fact that you and your boyfriend are thieves!"
Kelsey and Jack looked at Aladdin with wide eyes. "WHAT?!" Kelsey screamed angrily.
Jack groaned as he buried his face with his hands, "Not this again."
"Why does everyone think that?!" Kelsey asked out loud, "I wouldn't date him if he was the last man on earth." She immediately turned to Jack with apologetic look, "No offense, Jack."
Jack chuckled with amusement, "Why would I take offense of that, love?"
"I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings, but you understand. We're too different. It would never work out, if we did decide to date."
"You're right, love," Jack shrugged, "Besides, you're not really your type."
"What exactly is your type, Jack?" Jiminy asked curiously, "From what I heard, you're willing to date every woman we meet."
"Someone who is willing to join with me to Tortuga and have a drink, then..." Jack smirked at his next thought.
"Then what?" Rapunzel asked curiously.
"Jack, don't!" Kelsey cautioned him, "The last time you explained it to another woman, she slapped you silly."
Aladdin and Flynn laughed at that statement. "Some chick slapped him already?" Flynn asked with amusement, "I definitely want to see that."
Jack rolled his eyes at them as he leaned forward to Rapunzel and whispered something in her ear. He leaned back against his chair, once he said his offer to Rapunzel. Jack mentally prepared himself for the slap of his life. Everyone else was waiting for Rapunzel's reaction or her slapping Jack, but nothing happened.
Instead of Rapunzel being infuriated and disgusted, she looked... confused, "Why would want to have sleep overs with women? Don't you have guy friends?"
Everyone furrowed their brows questionably at Rapunzel.
"Blondie, he just asked you to sleep with him," Flynn said, "Aren't you going to slap him?"
"What for?" Rapunzel asked, "I mean I never heard of women have sleep overs with men before."
"Rapunzel, Jack wants more than a sleepover," Jiminy explained.
"Really? T-Then what does he want?" Rapunzel asked nervously.
"Rapunzel, let me get straight to the point," Kelsey said, disgusted about what she was going to say, "Jack wants you to have sex with him!"
Rapunzel furrowed her brows confusingly, "What's that?"
Everyone's mouths dropped and eyes widen in shocked when they heard what Rapunzel just asked. "Love," Jack pressed his lips together, holding back the laughter, "Y-You don't know anything about..." Couldn't hold it back any longer, Jack burst into laughter.
"What?!" Rapunzel demanded loudly, irritated that she wasn't getting straight answers.
"You don't know anything about that, Blondie?" Flynn asked.
Rapunzel shook her head, "No. Why? Is it terrible?"
Jack shook his head, "No, love, you'll enjoy it. I know I have when I go to Tortuga."
"How will I enjoy it?"
Jack snorted in amusement. This was too much for him. Out of all the women he made acquaintance with, he never met anyone who didn't know about the birds and the bees.
"Your mom never gave you the talk about the birds and the bees?" Kelsey asked.
Rapunzel was officially confused, "What does it have to do with sex?"
"Oh my God," Kelsey was surprised about Rapunzel right now. Since Rapunzel's mother wanted to keep her from the outside world, she could've at least gave her the talk.
"Jiminy," Rapunzel turned to Jiminy for answers, "Maybe you can tell me what it is."
Jiminy shook his head instantly, "No. No. No. That is a parent's job. I maybe a conscious, but it doesn't mean I have to teach about these kind of things."
Jack raised his hand, "I'll be happy to explain it to you, darling." Jack took Rapunzel's hand, "In fact, I'll be very happy to demonstrate afterwards." He raised her hand that he was holding and kissed it.
"Really?" Rapunzel asked.
"OH NO!" Kelsey instantly stepped in between Rapunzel and Jack, "Don't do it, Rapunzel!"
"Love!" Jack pulled Kelsey towards him and whispered, "I'm going to have a great night tonight, don't ruin it for me!"
"The only thing that makes every night a great night for you is rum! You're not going to take a woman's innocence, who has no clue about this subject, for your selfish desire!"
"You think it's only new for her, I never did it with a virgin before. It's going to be new for both of us."
Kelsey covered her mouth, trying to hold back the gag, "Jack, on behalf of Rapunzel, I'm going to do what she would've done to you in the first place, if she knew about... you know..." Kelsey looked up and noticed Genie's duplicates dressed up as bodyguards were fast walking towards her. Quickly, she whipped her hand across his face. SMACK!
The crowd went wild, once Kelsey made that move. Jack frowned, "Not sure I deserved that." Flynn and Aladdin snickered under their breaths. Two bodyguards took Kelsey by both arms and moved her to a chair away from Jack. They set her in between Genie and Flynn.
Flynn leaned towards Kelsey, "Hey." She turned her head to him, and saw that raised his fist up, asking for a fist bump. "Nice work," he complemented her. Kelsey smiled and bumped her fist against his.
"Thanks," Kelsey said with a smile. Her eyes met Aladdin's, noticed that he was staring at her. She didn't know that if he was satisfied with her slapping Jack or not.
"Yeah, nice work," Aladdin agreed, "I'm just sad it wasn't me."
"Wasn't you?!" Flynn furrowed his brows and turned his body to face Aladdin questionably, "You punched the living daylights out of Jack twenty minutes ago! Nice try!"
"Okay!" Aladdin stood up, "Doesn't anybody noticed that we're way off subject! I want hear Genie say that Kelsey failed the test."
"But what if she's telling the truth, Al?" Genie asked.
Aladdin froze still and faced Genie questionably, "What?"
"What if she is telling the truth? Would you let her use the lamp to find her sister?"
Aladdin looked around, noticing that everyone's eyes lied on him. He rubbed the back of his neck, thinking long and hard about the question.
"Aladdin," Jiminy spoke up, "I know you're not cold-hearted. I can see it in your eyes. You wouldn't want to leave Kelsey with no help at all. I think the main reason you're upset isn't because that you think Kelsey is lying... It's because you didn't use the lamp first. Am I right?"
Aladdin paused for a long moment, before he sat back down on his chair. Kelsey sighed heavily, "Look, Aladdin, I'll tell you what... If I failed the test, and I'm not saying I will, because I know I will pass. However, if I did Fail... I will hand Genie to you."
"LOVE!" Jack cried in protest.
"Be quiet, Jack!" Kelsey snapped angrily.
"No, I won't be quiet!" Jack snapped, "In case you didn't remember, the reason you're still alive is because of me!"
"Really?"
"Aye! If I didn't come back with that bloody lamp, you and William would've been DEAD! Barbossa would've killed you both, and I would've been stranded in the BLOODY desert!"
Kelsey instantly became quiet, she forgotten that he saved her life. Jack was right. If it wasn't for him, Barbossa would've shot Kelsey back in the cave. She leaned back against her chair and crossed her arms over chest without looking at Jack.
Jack knew Kelsey would see his logic. He smiled in satisfaction, "I thought so."
Aladdin finally realized the reason why Jack needed the lamp to save his friend, if he was her friend. Aladdin also realized that Jack had a different of showing his care to others. He could've talked to Aladdin about the situation. Aladdin could've done his best to help him, but no, Jack decided to threaten him. Pirates can be really unpredictable, Aladdin thought to himself.
"It doesn't matter, Jack," Kelsey said, "You saved my life, and I'm really grateful for that... but now Aladdin needs the lamp."
"Why?" Jack demanded, "Does he need it more than we do?"
"How about this?" Jiminy spoke up, "If Kelsey passes this test, then she'll use the lamp to find Kailey. Afterwards, the lamp will go straight to Aladdin."
"OI! Not fair!" Jack stomped towards Jiminy, "I need that bloody lamp to get me ship back!" He attempted to squash Jiminy with his fist, but Genie's bodyguards pulled him back to his seat. Jack was struggling to get out of their strong grip.
"Anyway," Jiminy continued, "if Kelsey fails the test, the lamp will be handed to Aladdin after the results."
"Can you two agree on that?" Flynn asked Aladdin and Kelsey. They both stared at each other intently, before Aladdin extended his hand for Kelsey's.
"Sounds good to me," Aladdin said.
Kelsey grasped his hand and shook it, "Yeah. It's fair."
"Great!" Genie said happily, "Now that everyone is in an agreement-"
"Oi! No!" Jack snapped, "I don't agree, blue goof! It's not fair!" Jack attempted to stand up, but Genie's bodyguards kept him from doing so.
"Now let's get down to business," Genie walked toward the audience and grabbed an envelope from a random duplicate, "I have the results." The crowd cheered loudly on cue. Genie sat back down and stared down at the gang, "You ready?"
Everyone nodded, except for Jack.
"Let's do this," Aladdin said.
Genie slowly opened the envelope, and opened his mouth to speak...
A/N: CLIFFHANGER! Sorry about that folks. I know everyone isn't a fan of cliffhangers. I know I hate them now, when I watched the Pretty Little Liars spring finale. Not happy about the episode.
Anyway... So will Kelsey pass the lie detector test, or will the results will be different? Will Aladdin believe Kelsey and help her, Jack, and Jiminy find Kailey? Will Rapunzel and Flynn reach their destination? Where will the gang go next? Review!
By the way, for those who watch the Maury Show, that was inspiration for the Genie show.
Thank you: tmntfan4ever, asainriceeater, Schoollie, mewterra13, Energy witch, AL19, DisneyFreak-Lover for reviewing. I also want to thank the readers who favorite and followed this story so far.