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"We have Vegeta with 55 points, Goku with 54 points, Bulma and Master Roshi with 43 points, Chichi with 41 points, Mr. Satan with 38 points, Trunks and Goten with 37 points, Majin Buu with 36 points, Videl and Future Bulma with 30 points, Gohan with 27 points, Future Trunks, and Oolong with 25 points, Krillin and 18 with 23 points, Piccolo with 22 points, Launch, Bra, and Marron with 21 points, and, Future Gohan, and Bills with 20 points. Master Roshi, what would you do if you found Bulma in a deep sleep on the couch, only wearing a tank top and shorts, and Vegeta wasn't around?"
"Oo, hoo! This sure is a steamy question. Why don't I show it instead of tell it?" He made googiely eyes at Bulma. "Come to papa!" He ran at her but she moved out of the way.
"Just answer old man. I'm not in the mood for your groping."
"Well, how would I start? There is so much that I could do." He chuckled pervertedly. "I could get on top of her to make out or I could begin to feel her first."
"Okay that's enough!" Bulma shouted. "There he answered the damn question. That's a good enough answer right?" She all but pleaded with her eyes at the announcer.
"Yes, it is. We may have children in the audience."
Bulma turned to Vegeta and whispered. "We are going to keep our doors locked 24/7 from now on." Vegeta nodded.
"Vegeta, is it true that Akira Toriyama hates you?"
"A lot of people hate me." He answered nonchalantly.
"Is that a yes?"
"The hell would I know? I don't give a damn if he hates me or not. I don't give a damn if you hate me or not. I exist, I'm here, deal with it."
"Please don't hurt me." The Announcer squealed. "Chichi, the audience would like you to punch Gohan in the face?"
"They want me to what?" Chichi looked faint. "No! How could I hurt my precious baby?"
"Mom, you can punch me."
Chichi's face twisted in confusion. "What are you saying, Gohan? Why would you want to be hit?"
"You do know I get hit a lot right? Plus, with your strength it's not going to hurt me much. You might as well get the points."
"That would be selfish of me. Why what sort of mother would willingly hurt her child just for some stupid truth or dare points?"
"Just punch me mom. It is fine."
"You really want me to hit you? Okay, then. Fine!" She punched him square in the jaw. Just as Gohan had said he barely flinched from the impact.
"There see, Mom? I'm fine."
"Well folks we are going to stop here because our next segment will be a big one."