A/N: And here it is! THe riff off! Lets not waste any more time, and get started!

Chapter 21: Riff Off

"Mia! Lets go!" Jack shouted, pounding on the door. No particular reason, other than being annoying. Finally he heard a groan, and the door opened as Mia stepped out. She wore her hair pulled off to one side, and some skinny jeans, along with black lace up combat boots, and a black hoodie in a tank top design that had slits cut on the sides, but she wore a matching black cami with it.

"Lets get this over with." she mumbled and walked past Jack in the direction of the sleigh, leaving Jack rushing after her.

...

They all soon arrived in a clearing in a forest, and they all climbed out.

"Okay. What are we gonna start with?" Mia asked, cocking her hip to the side, and placing her hands on both her hips. "Nothing yet. We don't have everyone yet." Jack answered.

"What do you mean we don't have everyone here yet? Who else is coming?" Mia asked suspiciously. Everyone turned as a portal opened and the Seasonals stepped out, all apparently wearing "regular" clothes.

Anna had both of her signature braids in, and wore a pair of skinny jeans, like Mia's, but she also wore a long magenta cardigan, a black tank top, a magenta beanie, and black combat boots, also like Mia's.

Next, Elsa stepped out, wearing a pair of black leggings, white high top Converse, and a slouchy light blue sweater, signature braid in place. Rapunzel walked out, wearing a pair of high waisted light wash jeans, and a floral crop top. She wore a braid in her hair as well, and light purple low top Converse.

Merida came out wearing dark wash skinny jeans, a plaid flannel shirt wrapped around her waist, and a fitted gray t-shirt, along with plain black high top Converse. Lastly, Hiccup came out, wearing a pair of regular jeans, sneakers, and a green t-shirt that had Berk's signature symbol, and a black jacket over top.

Mia turned back to Jack. "Jack! You invited them? I told you I don't like singing in front of people!" she shouted.

"Yeah that's part of the reason I invited them. And also because, uh... the more the merrier?" Jack said, rushing out the last part. "But they're already here, so why make them go back? Y'know?"

"Fine. Girls against boys, I assume?"

"Yup. But, care to make it interesting?" Jack questioned.

"How so?" Mia asked.

"How about, if you lovely ladies lose, you get to be Hic's and I's personal servants for... two days." Jack offered.

"Fine. But," Mia held up her hand for the girls to stop protesting while she thought of a better counter. "If we win, which we will by the way, you guys have to be our servants for two days, after we give you makeovers and take pictures. Deal?" Mia said, sticking her hand out.

Jack thought for a minute before shaking her hand. "Deal." he said.

"Dude!" Hiccup exclaimed.

"Calm down. We got this. Even if the teams are uneven. We can win." Jack reassured.

"Lets do this!" Anna shouted.

"Bunny! What are we starting with?" Rapunzel shouted.

Bunny consulted Tooth, Sandy, and North before turning back to the teenagers. "Start with... Frozen!" he shouted.

Immediately the boys ran up, meeting the girls halfway. "The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a footprint, to be seen. A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like, I'm the queen. The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside, couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've-"

Anna quickly ran up and got close to the boys'

"I've yet to face! Don't worry! I'm determined to succeed! Follow my lead! And yes, indeed. You. Will. Be. Popular. You're gonna be popular! I'll teach you the proper poise, when you talk to boys! Little ways to flirt and flounce. You will be popular. Yes, you'll be popular! You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports, learn the slang you've got to know. So let's start, because we've got an awfully long way to go-"

She was cut off from the Jack and Hiccup stomping their foot on the ground. "Go! Let it go! I am one with the wind and sky! Let it go! Let it go! You'll never see me cry! Here I stand! And here I'll stay! Let the storm rage on-"

This time all the girls sang at once, dancing around happily. "On and on and on and on and, Boom clap! you make me feel good, come on to me, come on to me now! No-"

And just like that, they were cut off again by the boys' singing and ridiculous dancing.

"No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk just come and show me what your momma gave! See, anybody can be good to you, but you need a good girl-"

Elsa ran up and cut the boys up with a wave of her hand, successfully slightly freezing their mouths shut.

"Girl. Marry her anyway." The other girls joined in almost immediately. The other Guardians watched on, impressed of how well everyone seemed to be transitioning from song to song.

"Marry that girl. No matter what they say. Marry that girl, and we'll be a family. Why-"

Jack, who the ice had no effect on, had jumped forward and clamped a hand over Elsa's mouth, and leaned in somewhat close.

"Why can't you leave me? Cause even though I shouldn't want it, I gotta have it. I really want ta. I want you-"

The girls pulled a blushing Elsa away from Jack and cut him off. Getting in his face a bit, making him slightly back up a few steps.

"You! (I'll let you have it), wait a minute let me take you there, wait a minute till ya, bang bang" some of the girls made finger guns like they were shooting him, and made hearts with their hands. "There goes your heart! Back back seat of my car! Wait a minute let me-"

Hiccup had now gotten the last of the ice off his mouth and ran forward, slinging and arm around Jack.

"Me why! Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman! Do you wanna-"

Mia ran up and clamped her hands over both of their mouths, giving Rapunzel the chance to step in and begin their next transition.

"Wanna be set free! This is the web, the web that you weave. So now baby rest in peace. I'm gonna-"

Jack and Hiccup shoved Mia backwards and Merida and Anna ran forward and caught her under the arms and dragged her away as she glared daggers at the boys.

"Gonna take this itty bitty world by storm! And I'm just getting warm! Just like Muhammad Ali I'm-"

Mia, having been angered by getting pushed off the boys, swallowed the tinge of fear she felt at singing in front of people and sang, just as the girls stepped forward.

"I'm! Gonna swing! From the chandelier! From the chandelier! I'm! Gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist! Like it doesn't exist! I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night-"

The boys quickly got over their surprise at Mia finally singing (and really belting out those notes) and decided to make their own transition.

"Night sky are like shooting stars! I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now. Yo, I-"

Anna made tree roots wrap around the boys' mouths and she ran up and started singing.

"I play you, too lets just call it over. All the broken hearts in the world still beat. Lets not make it harder than it has to be. Oooooh, its all the same thing. Girls chase boys, chase girls. Chase girls chase boys chase boys chase girls. I'm-"

Now Hiccup had run forward, making tree roots wrap around all of the girls' mouths and started singing as he released Jack.

"I'm outta my mind, thinking I was born at the wrong time, It's love on rewind, everything is so throwback-ish (I kinda like it, like it), out of my league, old school chic, like-"

Mia ran up and stomped down, earthbending a bit and making the boys fall.

"Like a cool drink of water but he's candy coated misery! He's a devil in disguise, a snake with blue eyes," she said as the girls acted like they were telling Elsa about Jack. "and he only comes out at night! He's the feelings that you don't want to fight, you better run for your life! I-"

Jack got up, ran, and jumped, knocking Mia to the ground as Hiccup started the new song.

"I always seem to smile, and people ask me how, well, you're the reason why I'm dancing in the mirror. Singing in the shower!"

Jack chimed in with the "Ladade ladada ladada!"

"Singing in the shower!" Hiccup sang. "Ladade ladada ladada!"

"Dancing in the mirror! All I want, all I need is your loving baby you make me hot like an oven. Since you came you know what I've discovered, Baby I don't need another. No, no all I know (know). Only you got me feeling so (so) And you know that I've got to have ya, and I don't plan to let you go. Think of you when I'm-"

Mia shoved Jack off, and Merida helped her up. She ran to the middle and started dancing and singing, the other girls joining in and also doing some backup singing.

"I'm dancing on my own! I'll make the moves up as I go! And that's what they don't know! And that's what they don't know! But I keep cruisin'! Can't stop, won't stop moving! It's like I got this music in my mind, saying it's gonna be alright!" By now, Mia had started dodging the "attacks" Jack and Hiccup were throwing at her to get her to stop singing, but she just kept going, and calmly dancing.

"Cause the player gonna play, play, play, play, play, and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, but baby I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. I shake it off! I shake it off! Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break, all the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, but baby I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake! I shake it off! I shake it off! I shake it off! I, I shake it off! I shake it off! (4x). Hey, hey, hey! Just think while you've been getting down and out about all the liars, and the dirty, dirty cheats of this world, you could have been getting down, to this, sick, beat!"

All the girls joined in for this part, as it was their favorite.

"My ex-man brought his new girlfriend! She's like oh my god, and I'm just gonna shake. And to the fella over there with the hella good hair, why don't you come over baby and we can shake, shake, shake. Yeah! Cause-"

"Because I'm only human! And I bleed when I fall down! I'm only human! And I crash and I break down!" the boys quickly cut in, but they were cut off themselves when Bunny yelled, "STOP!"

Everyone had forgotten the others were there, and turned in their direction, bemused looks written across their faces.

"The boys are out." he said simply, crossing his arms.

"What!? No we aren't! We sang of off the right word!" and the protests went on and on. Bunny held up his hand...er..paw?.. whatever. To silence them.

"Actually, the word was cause. You sang because. That's not the same word. You lose. Girls win. Have fun with your new looks." he said, and walked back as the girls erupted in to cheers and happy screams, while the boys had looks of horror on their faces, until Hiccup simply smacked Jack upside the head.

The only thing Jack could think was, 'what have I gotten us into?', while Mia smirked. Oh yes. They should do this again sometime.

A/N: And that is the end of the riff off! Hope you liked it! If you want to know the songs, then just PM me or something of the sort. Reviews and suggestions are always appreciated and greatly loved! Once again, tell me if you would like another riff off, and if you do, please leave songs to do in the reviews or PMs or whatever! Thank you, and goodnight!