Alright, I know I left off with a rather irritating -tantalizing- cliffhanger, but in order to really give you all the proper citurs you all deserve, I've been doing some *Ahem* research on the topic. I'm going to say this now - I've never really written anything like it before. Sure I can do sensual and teasing, as you all saw in my last chapter. But I'm not too sure about full-out sexual acts. so before I ever finish the chapter I'm currently working on for your pleasure, I wanted to give you something to chuckle and be entertained with while you wait. FYI, Hiei may be a bit OOC in the 'Comic Relief' chapters I post.

I know it's short, and kind of lame, but I figured it would be better than nothing to read while I finish up my chapter. I have a couple more written out too, but I won't post them unless it's absolutely nessicary. As in I can't put a new chapter up for more than three days or so. Anyway, if you have any idea for a 'Comic Relief' Chapter, tell me! I could use all the funny ideas I can at the moment.

This chapter has NOTHING to do with the main story, this is purely for entertainment and amusement. Do not assume this is part of 'Screaming while Dreaming'.

I do not own YYH Or any of it's characters

I however DO own Sonya as well as the plot.

Reviews are LOVE

-TL S0nya

Red eyes stared down at the yellow fruit he held in his hand with slight irritation. "And what exactly do you expect me to do with this?" Hiei darted a look over at Sonya, eyes narrowing at her small snicker the woman let loose. "It's a lemon, Hiei. You eat it." A small snort escaped the fire demon at her words, his gaze dropping back down to the fruit again. "And why should I do it?"

Snickering again, Sonya lounged against the kitchen counter, watching with amusement as he glared at the fruit like it had offended him. "If you're chicken, then put it back and take another dare from the jar." She waved an idle hand at the large mason jar sitting beside her with a mischevious grin on her face. "Of course, if you decide to back down, that makes a loss on your part." She added, seemingly bored with the conversation as she glanced away from him to look out the window.

It was a ritual they started a few days prior, at Sonya's insistance of needing a way to relax and 'bond' better, she created what she had dubbed the 'Dare Jar'. In short, the damned woman had constantly aggervated him until he finally gave in, then between the two of them, they filled near two hundred slips of paper with different dares to do. All of them ranging to simple if not annoying- (Example being the fruit he now held) To utter humiliation. Not that he would ever admit to it, but he had begun to look forward to when she produced the jar as if from nowhere. It entertained him to no end when it was her turn. Espeically if she had grabbed one of the papers he had written on.

Shooting a final glare at the woman, he pulled a knife from a drawer, slicing the lemon into fourths with a scowl. "Alright. Hiei eating a Lemon." Sonya snickered, earning another suspicious glare from the angry fire demon. "Go on then, tough guy. Eat it." She goaded him, arms folding over her chest while she smirked, completely enjoying the moment as he hesitated. With a final glare in her direction, Hiei snatched up one of the slices and yanked the peel off before popping it into his mouth, a triumphant spark in his eyes when he glanced over at her only to pause in suspicion yet again at her smirk as it grew. Just as he was about to demand to know what she was so damn happy about, the taste hit his tongue full force. Slamming a hand on the counter beside him, his eyes snapped shut, his face screwing up at the sour juice in his mouth.

'I am going to kill her.' He snarled to himself, swallowing the horrid fruit in his mouth, his hand wiping against his lips with a soft growl of distaste. "It would seem that Hiei dislikes sour things." A familiar voice made his eyes pop open to land on Kurama's amused smile, the Oaf and Detective standing behind him with matching shit-eating grins. "Yeah, shorty, can't handle a little fruit?" Kuwabara's loud voice made the speakers pop with it's volume. "Hey, Sonya! Quit laughing so hard, you're making the computer shake." Yusuke's voice chimed in after he shoved the larger man off to the side. "S-Sorry! His face is just-" She gasped for breath, her hands clutching the laptop in front of her so it was pointed at the furious fire demon.

"I must say, Hiei. I wouldn't have believed her when she told me about this little game you two played until I saw it for myself." Kurama commented in amusement, speaking around the thumb he bit down on in an effort not to laugh outright at his friend's irritation. "Shut up, Fox." Hiei snarled, his hands clenching and unclenching at his sides while Sonya placed the computer on the counter beside her, angleing it so he was still in it's view. When had she brought that out? It was obvious she had this planned, probably had the blasted device hidden off to the side until he wasn't looking. "Alright guys, show's over. Go do whatever it is that you males do when you're alone." Sonya went to shut the lid only to have Hiei's hand snap out and grab her wrist to stop her. "You haven't done your dare yet."

"I will when I put my laptop back up." She said sharply, narrowing her eyes at his smug expression. "If I had to give them a show, so do you." He replied simply, easily sliding the computer out of her reach then pushing the Dare Jar up to her with an evil gleam in his eyes. "you're kidding me." Sonya's voice hitched into a hopeful whine, eyes darting to the side only to be met by three amused faces on her computer screen. "Fine!" Pulling her wrist out of his grip, she shoved her hand into the jar, yanking out one of hte slips of paper.

A silence decended on the kitchen as she read what was written there, eyebrows drawn together as she tried to process exactly what it was she read. "I am so not winning tonight's game." She finally muttered, blue eyes widening once she realized what the dare was. "Oh?" Kurama's voice cut through her internal swearing match. "No, I'm out. I conceide. Whatever it takes to keep from doing this." She growled, obvious discust crawling over her face when she read it over again before dropping the slip onto the counter and running out of the kitchen, trying to escape the evil demon standing there with a triumphant smile. "Hey! What was it?" Yusuke's voice sounded, irritated when she ran off. Chuckling under his breath, Hiei plucked up the paper with nimble fingers then held it out so they could read what was written, earning a loud bout of laughter from the three there.

"Eat sweet snow out of the other's shoe."