Chapter 21.

AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. Whoa, calm down there, Tara. Is that any way to greet your reviewers? itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong Yes it is. ok koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help. I'm still lost as to how Raven's been helping... btw transilvana rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed! GOOD FOR YOU!

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Later we all went in the skull. Draco was crying in da common room. "Draco are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice. I wonder what that sounds like...

"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way.Wonder what that looks like. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide. If he does, then it's your fault for making him live in this fucked up world as your bf.

"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."

"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.

"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of! What's wrong with words that sound the same as other words? What did they ever do to you?)

And then….. we herd sum footsteps! *Le gasp* Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke. Wait, there's such thing as Coke that makes you invincible? I need to get my hands on this stuff! Then I will be awesome, 'cause nothing will ever be able to touch me!We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly. Umm, isn't Filch the caretaker, and Mrs. Norris the cat?

"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris.

"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" Um, you do realize that the cloak is invisible? And that whoever's under it is invisible? So I highly doubt that Filch would even realize that someone was there under an Invisibility Cloak. If anything, the most he'll think about it is that Peeves is playing another prank on him or something. he asked. Filth nodded. And then….Vampir frenched me! He did it jus as….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1

"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school. Is he on his time of the month?

"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?"

"I guess though." Draco weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin I wouldn't know, since I'm pretty sure I've never watched it.) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Fug and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1 They are here to bust your ass, Ebony. They know what "gottik" nonsense you are up here, and so they hereby sentence you to an eternity in Azkaban!