Two adventures divided into each goal being important and difficult to accomplish but nevertheless its something one must do it with no questioning. Right now A sub-aquatic Adventure and technological dive are happening.
...ody...elody...Melody...wake up Melody!
The Mrs. Mystery slowly opens her eyes, with a throbbing headache.
Wendy : Melody, what happened? We heard screaming.
Pacifica : Where's Soos?
Melody : S-She took him.
Tambry : What?
Melody : Giffany! She took Soos!
Candy : But, how? She's confined to the virtual world, that is physically impossible!
Pacifica : Trust me, not as impossible as you think...
Wendy: I mean its Gravity falls girl, you expected any less?
Melody: W-we gotta help him.
Pacifica: Calm down you're still not ready.
Melody : I'm fine! I'm getting my husband!
Candy: And how exactly are we going to do that? yes that's right we are gonna help.
Pacifica : I think I can help there.
Wendy: How so? you know a way to make us go into the computer?
Pacifica : It happened to me once. Maybe I can make it happen again.
Tambry : Wait, you went into your computer?
Pacifica: Well it was this one time in a stormy night where a weird lightning hit my stuff when I was playing...something.
Wendy: Maybe some of That crazy AI girl's energy is still there and what we need is a way to stimulate it.
Candy : We'll need a power source.
Melody: Maybe there is a generator in the back we could use it.
Candy : maybe that'll be enough. Grab it and I'll get everything set up.
The Mrs mystery goes down the stairs to get the generator while the other girls were making up a plan.
Wendy: Ok we go there and search for a big guy who says Dude all the time and a goofball.
Candy : I'll stay behind and provide tech support.
Tambry : So this is normal for you guys?
Pacifica: Well DUH have you forgotten all the weird situations you got here? this is basic.
Tambry : Hey! I'm not used to it like you are ok? I mean for god's sake I've only been trapped in a TV and turned into a throne of human agony!
Wendy: Hey! we can argue about the mystery of life later!
Melody comes back with the generator and Candy begins her work.
Candy: Now let me work here.
She hooks up Pacifica's systems up to the generator as well to the computer.
Pacifica : You sure this is safe?
Wendy : since when was that ever an issue?
Tambry: Does it hurt to ask? Or you prefer getting your hair zapped?
Pacifica : Oh no! Not again!
Candy: Quiet it!
The Korean girl finishes up setting up the systems and begins power up sequence.
Candy : OK there's no telling what you'll find in there so be careful.
Tambry: I hope nothing bad happens.
Melody: Hold on Soos. I'm coming for you...
Candy : Ok. Three...two...one...Visualize!
She said clicking on a bunch of buttons on her laptop connecting. The screen digitizes the four of them and beams them into the computer.
Candy: Wow this actually wo- I mean of course it worked.
Soos : Oh my head... where am I?
The Handyman wakes up feeling like he was drunk even though he is not a drinker. He looks around wondering where he is, seeing nothing around him.
Soos : Dudes? Melody? Hello?
The floor and the sky seemed like a pixalated world with many little to big cubes everywhere floating like debris.
Soos : Whoa, feels like I'm in Wreak-it-Ralph.
Then just like that the pixels start getting it together forming a humanoid figure.
Giffany : *Giggles* Hi Soos, it's so good to see you again!
Soos: Ohhhh boy, suddenly I wish I was dreaming about that mad British dog.
Giffany : Didn't you miss me Soos? I know you didn't mean to melt my game.
Soos: W-well you see Giffany you were acting sort of...insane and I just thought we would been better meeting other people you know?
Giffany : Like who? Melody? *glares*
Soos: W-well she and I hit it off amazingly you know? and we got married.
Giffany : WHAT?!
lightning starts coming off of her in rage.
Soos: Whoa! c'mon Giffany calm down things like that happens all the time it has been years already.
Giffany : You chose her over me?! Or...maybe you just settled for her...
Soos: What?
Giffany : You didn't have me so you had to settle for less. But you don't have to anymore Soos. I'm back and here to give you the perfect woman you deserve.
Soos: I literally melted away your disc when you threatened me and the others
Giffany : You're mine Soos! NO ONE IS GOING TO TAKE YOU AWAY! YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND! MINE!
Lightning shoots off her again.
Soos: OH SNICKERS!
Giffany : *breathing heavily* You carried my books. I was there for you! You think I'm just gonna let you use me and toss me aside like...like some skank?! NO! NOT AGAIN!
Soos: Hey that hurts...I mean books?
Giffany : I WILL NOT BE ABANDONED AGAIN! *Suddenly senses something* Intruders...
Soos: Eh?
Giffant: Tsc! looks like a few worms have entered.
Soos : The guys are here to save me!
Giffany: You think the internet is a safe place you can just enter and be done with it Soos? They'll be having a hard time arriving here.
She said that messing around with some pixels and making up a plan.
Soos : what are you doing? Giffany, what are you doing?
Pacifica : Ugh...
Wendy : Anyone else feel like puking?
Tambry : Why did I agree to this? I've been trapped in a screen once already?
Melody : Does anyone see Soos?
They were traveling around a vortex of pixels like one of those movies when you try time travel by just floating around and everything looks weird.
Candy : *has a headset plugged in* Not to worry everyone, I will guide you.
Wendy: What do you see?
Candy : You're in the datascape.
Pacifica: Can we like Get information on anything?
Candy : Hold on. You should be arriving to your destination.
Then something starts glitching out.
Tambry : What's that?!
Pacifica: That can't be good.
Melody: Look out!
Suddenly lightning starts throwing down on them.
Wendy : Candy is there some kind of power surge or something?!
Candy: Something is hacking your locations and putting them into other places!
Pacifica : What other places?!
Then glitched tunnels show up sucking them all in. The girls scream as the fall and are separated.
Pacifica: Ahhhhhhh I didn't even make a testament!
Tambry: I'm so gonna TWIT that lateeeerr!
Wendy : I regret nothing!
Melody : I haven't even had children yet!
The poor girls are send to different locations.
Meanwhile with our deep sea team. Someone was going crazy on the water going up and down like a dolphin.
Mabel : WOO! Come on you gotta try this!
Dipper: Mabel! what part of being discreet you didn't get through that thick skull?
Mabel : Mabel Dolphin!
Grenda : Grenda Dolphin!
Dipper: *sighhhhhhhh* They are going end up making the whole ocean hear us
Mermando : Hey Dipper, how does my disguise look?
Dipper: Well...
Mermando : Go on tell me the truth.
Dipper: Looks totally not like a prince.
Mermando : Perfect. No one should recognize me then.
The guy covered in Sea weed, shells and what not said looking at Dipper.
Dipper : Is that a jellyfish on your head?
Mabel: Looks Great right?
Dipper : Aren't those supposed to sting?
Mabel: They are sort of dead now.
Grenda: I pile drive them!
Dipper: What? h-how did you pile drive Jellyfish underwater?
Grenda : Cause I'm the Grendanator!
Dipper: You know what? Never mind are we getting close to the Kingdom border?
Mermando : We are an underwater kingdom so we're way down there.
Mabel: I think I see something.
Coming up in sight was a bunch of pretty lights.
Grenda: Ohhhh..Nice.
There hidden from the world was the magical Mer-people kingdom. Everywhere you looked were Mer-people and sea creatures.
Dipper: Wow...This looks so beautiful and mysterious.
Unfortunately not everything was well and good. Because there were Mermando wanted posters plastered everywhere.
Mabel: Oh crud! Look at all that Paper of wanted
Grenda: Totally waterproof too.
Dipper : Man they're really after him... Ok. Let's just blend in and keep a low profile!
He said giving Mabel a look.
Mabel: Relax I got this on the back of my tail.
Dipper : What?
Mabel: Just move for Gravity sake.
The four blend into the crowd. Though there are a lot of Mer-people with armor patrolling around.
Guard : Anyone caught harboring this fugitive will be faced with severe consequences. Anyone who brings him in will be rewarded.
Grenda: This is so cool, I mean the adventure not the bad parts.
Guard : Random search!
Mermaid : My Shell purse!
The Guard takes it and dumps out the contents.
Mabel : Hey! You do not mess with a woman's purse!
Mermando covers Mabel mouth with his hand not letting her talk anymore.
Dipper: You forgot we are undercover?
Mabel : Dipper look at them! They're miserable!
Everywhere they looked there were citizens in fear and being harassed by law enforcement.
Mermando: Seeing my people like this sure clenches my heart Mabel, but alas we must stay put and find better ways to help.
Grenda : Like an underground resistance?
Mermando: Yes something like that
Dipper : What are the chances of finding something like that?
Mabel: I would be surprised if they never made something like that.
Suddenly the sound of conch shells sound.
Guard : Important royal announcement! All Citizens to the palace!
Mermando: What is this?
Dipper : Only one way to find out.
Grenda: Time to look up some royal business in style.
They all head to the beautiful but heavily guarded palace.
Dipper: Now behave Mabel.
Mabel : I'm fine, Mr. Worry-wart.
Dipper: Somehow I doubt that.
Guard : Presenting his majesty, king Coburn!
A guy with golden hair like with a Swimmer body build shows up holding w Trident Made of a metal unknown but it was grayish. The Huge breasted girl eyes go wide like plates at the sight of him and she bit her lips while sweating...somehow.
Mabel: (Oh no! Hes hot!)
Coburn : Welcome my subjects to my palace. I called you all here for an important announcement.
All the subjects are sort of afraid of what he is going to say and whisper to each other.
Coburn : I know things have been rocky since I took the throne from my cousin. But it's for the best. He was too weak to be a ruler. And under my leadership the surface world will learn to fear us! No more dumping their garbage and waste in our oceans or hunting our sea creatures to the point of extinction! No! It is THEM who will be hunted and if my coward of a cousin wishes to die with them fine!
Sure the cousin had some sharp ways to act like he cared but he was right, The humans were selfish beings who dump their trash on the water and have no fucking fucks to give about the nature.
Dipper : I hate to say it but he has a point about the pollution.
Grenda: Man we suck...as a species
Coburn : Which is why many citizens will be drafted for the war effort.
Mabel: Oh no! He is going to war?
Mermando : This is exactly what I was afraid of...
Coburn : Since violence is the only thing those surface animals understand we will indulge them. As I speak we are making a weapon against them.
Dipper: Man as much as i believe in society modern weaponry I don't think these guys are kidding when they say that.
Grenda: Yeah we must find a way to stop them.
Coburn : United, we will cleanse the surface and take our place as the dominant species! And those who disagree and share the same views as my cousin get a free tour of my Piranha tank.
Mermando: Curse you Coburn...you were always thirsty for power.
Mabel : What are we gonna do?
As the mad king looked around the room for any objections he spotted the pines girl.
Coburn: Who is that?
He said looking at her, she had a beautiful and cute face, a nice shade on color from her tail and the BIGGEST pair of mammaries he ever saw.
Coburn: (Hmmmm...yes i like that)
He turns to his royal guard.
Coburn : Bring that one to me when the meeting is over.
Poor Mabel had no idea what was coming for her and her 'Girls'.
Coburn : Due to the civil unrest and the fact my cousin has not been found yet, the martial law shall remain in effect. Now do your part people and support our species future. Or we'll do it for you.
He said with a glare. Then he left
Dipper: Well your brother is...something
Mermando : Cousin actually...
Mabel: What do we do now?
Dipper: Hmmmm...
Guard : You come with us miss.
Mabel : What?!
Guard : The king requests your presence. And by request we mean demand.
Grenda: Hey! Back of hot shirtless dudes! This girl is with us and not your property, you could at least say please!
Guard : Fine. *They point their spears at them.* Please, come with us...
Dipper: Its a start... -_-
Mermando: Its ok Mabel just go with them for now all is gonna be fine. *he clenches his fist*
The guards take Mabel back to the palace.
Grenda : we're just gonna let them go?!
Dipper : What would the king want with Mabel?
Mabel: Dont forget to get me some foooood!
She said while getting away.
Dipper : How can this get any worse?
On Cue to that it was time to go back to the girls and by that Pacifica was arriving at her destination.
Pacifica : AAAAAAAA-OW! Is it possible to sue an A.I? Because I'm really tempted to find out!
The Big booty blonde haired woman said getting up and rubbing her tush. Then she took her time to look around were she was. She seemed to be in some sort of town but completely abandoned. The landscape look like some sort of war happened there.
Pacifica: Ew! this place looks horrible
Not knowing where she is or where to go she decides to call tech support.
Pacifica : Candy where the hell am I?
Candy: Guess who is here? Is your Sweet Candy!
Pacifica: *Sweat-drops* Was that necessary?
Candy : Yes, yes it was. It looks like Giffany has put you in some kind of simulation. You'll have to find your way out to reach her.
Pacifica: What kind of simulation? like a game?
Candy : I'd say so. But what game I'm still trying to determine...
Then the sound of many feet stomping on the ground was being heard.
Pacifica: I hear something.
Candy : Detecting multiple entities heading your way. Be careful!
Pacifica: Be careful? I am completely harmless right now? shit...
At that moment a sniper shot goes right through her hair, barely missing her head. She looks at that with fear on her face and surprise mostly in fear of her hair and then life by a second difference.
Pacifica: AHHHHHHH!
Multiple bullets are shot at her as she runs for cover.
Pacifica : CANDY!
Candy: *drinks a smoothie* Oh yeah right Ahem You are on a shooting simulator similar to Call of Duty.
Pacifica : NO SHIT! DO SOMETHING!
Candy : I thought something like this might happen. Hang on. The technical girl plugs in a flash drive and starts coding.
In Pacifica's hands then shows up a fully-automatic Machine gun.
Pacifica : Holy crap!
Candy : Now you have some defense. Remember, they're not real, they're just 1s and 0s.
Pacifica: Alright!
Candy: This might sound cliche but if you die there you die for real
Pacifica : I figured as much...
Her foes closing in on her she dawns her Platinum Paz persona and let's them have it.
They were all wearing helmets but all of them had PINKISH hair and female looking bodies.
Pacifica : Hmm...Hey candy could I get a new outfit to go with this?
Candy: Like what?
Pacifica : Armor preferably.
Candy: Fantasy like? *She said hopefully*
Pacifica : Modern! I'm not dealing with Demon archers here!
Candy: Awhnn.
The Korean girl then makes an armor like that was made from Carbon fiber that resembled a black spandex outfit but was way stronger and lighter. A helmet to protect the face made from a small portion of titanium and fire proof. And in her signature purple color.
Pacifica: Now your gonna have it!
The gaming diva goes to work as she gets multiple head-shots every time she gets up to fire.
Pacifica: Platinum Paz has entered the server, bitches!
While she's fighting for her life, Wendy lands in a forest.
Wendy: Ahhhhhhnn! oof!
She said after falling on bushes and grass and some mud too.
Wendy : Huh, just like home.
She get up from the spot and looks around.
Wendy: Ok now where am I?
The forest isn't as much like home as she thinks. The trees are much larger and denser.
Wendy: Hmmm...
Candy: Wendy! can you hear me?
Wendy : About time Candy. What just happened and where am I? And for that matter everyone else?
Candy: Long story short? the path got glitched and everyone was scattered.
Wendy : Great. Any good news?
Candy: Would you like something? your sort of a fantasy simulator game.
Wendy : Sure, whatever.
Candy: YES!
Wendy : You're enjoying this aren't you?
Candy: A little yes
Then out of nowhere A big POOF covers Wendy Body. When it clears Wendy is wearing green chainmail armor. But not any armor, it was a BIKINI chainmail armor that covered the important parts of her body and in her hand a strong Steel blade like weapon.
Wendy : Um...Candy? Not that I don't appreciate the sword but I hardly have any coverage here.
Candy: Whatever do you mean? this is totally ok for this.
Wendy : ...Are you secretly Bi?
Candy: No I am just a fantasy fanatic and I sort of wanted to go like this but had no chance.
Wendy : Fine. I'll do it.
Candy: careful.
Wendy : Of what? Little Hobgoblins?
Candy: Actually Hobgoblins are evolved forms of Goblins and...never mind watch out for Direwolfs.
Wendy : Wolves...that are dire?
Candy: Its bigger and wilder then your average Wolf go read some DDAMD.
Wendy : I'm no fantasy nerd.
Suddenly Howling noises fill the forest.
Wendy : And I'm guessing that would be the wolves. Candy you sure you couldn't have given me axes?
Candy: No one gives Swords the true love these days, fine any sort of axe or you have a special in mind?
Wendy : hand axes.
Candy: Give me some time.
Wendy : Sure, I'll just be here fighting for my life.
Candy: Splendid
She starts to type and code as the howls get closer.
Wendy : Virtual or not, the forest is my playing field.
She climbs a tree and waits in ambush.
Wendy: I'll make you all my carpets.
The redheads Prey eventually arrives and they are Bigger versions of Wolves white white-grayish fur.
Wendy : Anytime with those axes Candy.
Candy: Here you go!
Two hand axes appear in the lumberjill turned warrior's hands.
Wendy: Ahhhh yeah
Candy : Have fun!
Wendy: Oh i will.
She jumps out of the trees right onto her prey
Wendy: AHHHHHHHHHHH! HYAH!
Meanwhile Tambry found herself finishing up her descent.
Tambry: Where am I now?
She finds herself in the drivers seat of a tricked out car.
Tambry: What?
Candy : Tambry? Can you hear me?
Tambry: Candy? Can you tell me what happened and where I am?
Candy : From what I've seen so far Giffany has gotten some inspiration on how to get rid of you. So she split each of you up and put you in different video game genres.
Tambry: Just keeps getting better huh. and I am in what genre?
Candy : Hmmm...Racing...
Tambry: What? racing? but why this one?
Candy : How should I know? Pacifica is getting shot at right now and Wendy is taking on Monsters and mages! Be happy you didn't end up in a horror genre.
Tambry: Fuck! what do I do now *looks around*
She's surrounded by multiple other racers.
Tambry: Ohhh boy...
Candy: You have a drivers license right?
Tambry : Well yeah...
Candy: Then I hope you're ready for speed race.
Tambry : Oh Wendy would love this...
Candy: I know that yes.
Tambry : OK... *starts the car hands on the wheel* Whoa...sweet. The purple haired girl suddenly found herself in a dark purple jumpsuit and racing helmet.
Tambry : What the?
Candy : Safety first~
Tambry: I hope this won't be too hard.
They started turning on their engines and lights start to come on.
Candy: Looks like it's about to begin.
The texter turned racing girl revs her engine.
Tambry : Bring it on.
Candy: This is so exciting
Everyone waits until the light goes green. Then everyone takes off.
Dipper : I can't believe this...
Grenda : They just took Mabel!
Mermando: We got to somehow get inside the castle so we can see what he is planning and get some Intel as well. Dipper can you come with me?
Dipper : Absolutely.
Grenda : What am I supposed to do?
Mermando: You don't need protection now right? I just need some backup you can do some distraction so we can get in.
Grenda : I can do that!
Mermando: Great! then its settled.
Grenda : Castle Infiltration! We're coming for you Mabel!
Dipper: Shhh not so loud
Grenda : Oh, sorry...
Mermando: Lets go
Meanwhile at the castle, Mabel was on her way to meet Coburn.
Mabel: Wow! look at this place! This is much more fancy and royal then the castle from the movies of little mermaid.
Guard : Keep moving.
Mabel: Hey stop poking me jeez.
Coburn : Now, Now, guards. That's no way to treat such a lovely lady.
The usurper himself was making his way towards her with ravenous eyes.
Mabel: Oh! Uhm...hi! (Why say hi so loud? he is right in front of you)
Coburn : No need to be nervous dear. I don't bite. Unless you want me too.
He said flirtatiously.
Mabel: Ahnn...ok but (what?) why I am here?
Coburn : I've noticed you my dear. Did you really think a beauty such as yourself would escape my notice?
Mabel: Beauty?
She soon blushes and start giggling like she was still a schoolgirl.
Mabel: Ohh stop it you must tell that to everyone
Coburn : Those wenches are unworthy of me! But you...
He said looking at her Huge magumbos, if you pay attention you can hear the boing and jiggle they make underwater which is a mystery of how those boobs work.
Coburn: You have special qualities...
Mabel : You haven't exactly answered my question.
Coburn: Pardon me. What was your question again?
Mabel : Why did you bring me here?
Coburn: To make you see and realize how lucky you are.
He said Getting closer to her where her tits were now touching his chest as he takes one of her hands.
Coburn: To be my Queen.
Mabel : WHAT?!
Meanwhile Dipper and Mermando managed to get inside the Castle because Grenda started to wrestle with a Dolphin because she could not find a shark.
Mermando : OK, follow me. I know this castle like the back of my fin.
Dipper : Lead the way man.
Mermando: You think Mabel is ok?
Dipper: Trust me Mermando Mabel is really tough, there is no way she is feeling overwhelmed right now.
Mabel : I am SO overwhelmed right now...
Coburn: What do you say my love? will you accept the king's love?
Mabel: I mean I am...really flattered who wouldn't want to be a queen right? but ain't that a little to fast? I didn't even tell you my name.
Coburn : Does that matter? I know there's no possible way you'll refuse.
Mabel: (This guy may be a hot one but he is a little full of himself) I mean...o-of course not (Damn if I refuse I just make an uproar, better play along with it)
Coburn : Excellent! Now let me show you around.
He said putting his shoulder around hers and pushing her next to him to feel as much breast on his skin as possible.
Coburn: I have a good feeling about you uhm...
Mabel: Mabel...
Coburn: Yes! Mabel! what a wonderful name that means Beautiful, loving, lovable.
Mabel : (Damn he's as charming as Mermando!)
Coburn: Now Leave us Guards I want some privacy and don't let anyone disturb us.
Guard : Yes sir.
The guards leave the two to go on patrol.
Mabel: (I just hope Dipper, Mermando and Grenda are ok and coming)
Dipper : Mermando, where are we going?
Mermando: I know all the passages here and I took a shortcut to the main room and if we are lucky nothing can go wrong.
Coburn : Here is the Main room.
Mabel: Its really big
Coburn : *smirks* It's not the only thing.
Mabel: You say something?
Coburn : Wait til you see the treasure room!
Mabel: Oh boy! Treasures!
Coburn: (I'll soon see your huge Pearls too hehehe)
Mermando : They're coming! Hide!
Dipper: Shit shit!
They try their best to hide which was hard for a big guy like Dipper. They decide to take cover behind one of the large pillars.
Mermando: (Quiet now...)
Coburn : You'll be amazed at the riches the kingdom has accumulated over the years.
Mabel: You guys must had worked a lot huh?
Coburn : Yes, peasants are actually good for something besides groveling.
Mermando: (Ohhh that miserable, wretched...)
Dipper: (This is so generic evil king stuff, getting the money from the people)
Coburn : But enough about that. *Opens the treasury doors*
Dipper: Should we follow them? *whispers*
Mermando : He's giving her a tour of the palace. He could lead us right to what he's doing.
Dipper: I think it's...sort of clear what is happening...
Mermando : That bastard is moving in on my Mabel!
Dipper: And I bet he asked her to be Queen.
Mermando : She would have said no right?
Dipper: Well...probably not
Mermando: WHAT?
Dipper: She has no way out but to go with his demands for now or else everything will go to waste.
Mermando : ...Yeah, you're probably right...
Dipper: Now lets move,who knows how long it will take until he does something that will anger her and he meets the Pines slap mark.
Mermando : Now that is something I'd pay to see.
The two spies follow the mad king and his captive.
Meanwhile, Melody was finishing her descent in the virtual world.
Melody: Ahhhhhhhhhhh *falls on the ground*
The handy woman checks her surroundings to see where she is.
Melody: Where am I?
It seems she was in something like a big city and around her it was more like a tough neighborhood.
Melody : Soos where are you?! Soos?!
Giffany: He is not here right now
Melody : Where is my husband you psycho?!
When she turn around she sees a bunch of Giffanys wearing leather black jackets like old school thugs.
Giffany: Away from you and close to me.
Melody : What? Is this supposed to scare me? Give me my husband or so help me I'll do to you what I did to that animatronic all those years back!
All the Giffanys then get Baseball bats with metal wire wrapped around them.
Giffanys: Make us.
Candy : Hold on Melody! I got you covered! *starts coding*
Melody: Candy? Now I know why we were separated, this robo bitch did this.
Candy: Yeah and not just with you but with everyone else!
Melody : Got anything that can help me out here?
Candy: Here! *ends coding*
She gives Melody a red jacket like with the name Warrior making her have a look of a gangster, with shades and all of it and tattoos. She also Won a sick looking Sledgehammer.
Melody : Whoa. Way to go Candy.
She said moving the weapon feeling it light like a feather.
Melody: Its time to teach this stupid Yandere AI who is the real main girl in Soos' life!
To be continued