A/N: I'm sorry this took so long and that this chapter isn't that great. I've kind of lost my interest in this story. So this'll be the final chapter . Read and Review!
America walked up to Seychelles's door nervous. He had been invited to a Yaoi Fan Club meeting. It just so happened that he was the honorary focus of today's meeting. (Which meant if he didn't go Hungary would hit Florida and the surrounding regions with a frying pan). Needless to say he'd chosen to just go and get it over with.
"Welcome America!" Seychelles said with a smile. She ushered him into the meeting room. America was shocked to see the outcome. Not only were there almost every female nation but quite a few males also. Japan was no surprise but Egypt? America sat in his place and ate an offered cookie.
"So I think we should start off with picture sharing!" Hungary announced to the group. America turned a brighter shade then Romano as picture after picture was shown of him. Some half-naked, some with pairings, and the worse was Belarus' pictures of him in the shower.
"Next we have question and answer!" Hungary announced flipping the light on so America could see her holding her frying pan up. Hungary mouthed 'answer or I'll…' and did a frightening gesture. America wasn't scared of a girl… then again Hungary wasn't quite a 'girl'. She was a bit more like a seme who happened to have female parts. So the question answer session began.
"Where is the Rocky Mountains on your body?" an abnormally loud Ukraine asked with a smirk. America realized that he was the only one completely sober. Taking this as a good sign he decided to answer. No, it was not because Hungary had began to polish her already shiny frying pan.. of course not.
"The Rocky Mountains…," America blushed, "is my happy trail…" realizing he sounded like a complete uke he added in a, "Next question for the super manly hero?" America tried to ignore the fact that not only had Prussia slipped in the room but France and Spain as well.
"How do you stay so thin? Do you do a lot of 'exercise'?" France asked out loud staying completely serious like the true professional he is. Prussia added in a snicker as Spain looked like he was trying not to burst into laughter. Again America, fighting down a blush, answered honestly.
"Well since Washington D.C. is my metabolism it's not as easy as you'd think. Whenever everyone like the Republicans and Democrats are fighting my metabolism is slow so I have to do vigorous exercise of all types…" America added in the emphasis to make sure he didn't sound to uke again. America also used big words so that he seemed serious and professional instead of nervous and embarrassed. Luckily for him, right then Hungary got an urgent text from Germany about Italy going missing. So the meeting broke up. America managed to escape before any new plans could be made for the re-do meeting. He also remembered to start showering with clothes on.
A/N: Sorry the last chapter couldn't be better! Well check out my other stories I promise they're just as awesome!