A/N: To reward my loyal readers, I've decided to include two song parodies in this chapter. Incidentally, both are parodies of Katy Perry songs, with the theme of "Princess Anna Gone Wild." The first song is a parody of "I Kissed A Girl" and the second is a parody of "California Gurls" with Snoop Dogg. As you can probably imagine, the former has implied Elsanna while the latter is more Kristanna. No lead-up story here, but just think of it as Anna letting it all go, having the time of her life. :)
"I Kissed My Sis"
- Anna
This was never the way I planned, it's an addiction
I got so bold, wanted a taste, lost my discretion
She's not what I'm used to, unlike my ice harvester
I want you, your blue eyes got my attention
I kissed my sis and I liked it,
The taste of her chilly lipstick
I kissed my sis just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong,
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed my sis and I liked it (I liked it!)
I know that I should feel some shame, I don't regret it
I treat it like one of the games that she did permit
It's not what sisters do, not how they should behave
My heart is so confused, hard to explain
I kissed my sis and I liked it,
The taste of her chilly lipstick
I kissed my sis just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong,
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed my sis and I liked it (I liked it!)
My sister is so magical,
Soft skin, rosy lips, so kissable
Hard to resist, so lovable
Too good to deny it
Come no big deal, it's just a kiss
I kissed my sis and I liked it,
The taste of her chilly lipstick
I kissed my sis just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong,
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed my sis and I liked it (I liked it!)
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"Arendelle Ladies"
[Kristoff]
Greetings everyone
Let's go to Arendelle
[Anna]
I know a place
Where the ice is like a freezer
Cold, biting wind
You feel it, then you're a believer
Grippin' an ice pick
Working underneath the mountains
The men, break the ice
Tryin' to get money they're counting (for us)
You can come to our world
But don't go alone
To Queen Elsa's throne
Once you go and join us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh
Arendelle ladies
We're so desirable
Weaselly Dukes
You can just stop
Pale-white skin
So cool
Freeze you to a popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh
Arendelle ladies
We're so incredible
Castle thrills
Gates are never locked
North fjord represent
Now get your flags up
Oooooh oh oooooh
Elsa, she'll teach
You to never mess with the Snow Queen
You'll freak, when you see
Ice all over your coat unforeseen
You can come to our world
But don't go alone
To Queen Elsa's throne
Once you go and join us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh
Arendelle ladies
We're so desirable
Weaselly Dukes
You can just stop
Pale-white skin
So cool
Freeze you to a popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh
Arendelle ladies
We're so incredible
Castle thrills
Gates are never locked
North fjord represent
Now get your flags up
Oooooh oh oooooh
[Kristoff - rap]
Rope, pick, Sven is ready
My new sleigh is now primed and steady
My gift, gift from the Queen
The Princess so sweet, never mean
I'll go away
Have some fun today
Kiss her, hug her
Go and play
Anna's so sleek
So strong not weak
She's the one I seek
Safe to say, I will lay
On snow today, just come on down this way
North Mountain and the Valley
Wintertime is down my alley
Ice bros hangin' out
All that time wastin' now
Snow Maker, Ice Breaker,
Frost Former, they call her
Just the Queen
And the Princess
Anna my lady (Anna: Yeah)
Come here my baby (Anna: Uh huh)
You're looking so swell
'Cause you representin' Arendelle (Anna: Oh yeah)
[Anna]
Arendelle ladies
We're so desirable
Weaselly Dukes
You can just stop
Pale-white skin
So cool
Freeze you to a popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh
Arendelle ladies
We're so incredible
Castle thrills
Gates are never locked
North fjord represent
(Kristoff: North fjord, north fjord)
Now get your flags up
Oooooh oh oooooh
[Kristoff (Anna)]
(Arendelle, Arendelle)
Arendelle ladies yeah
I really wish you all could be
Arendelle ladies
(Arendelle)
A/N: To Sgt. Curbstomp, "Arendelle Ladies" does use the word "popsicle", so hopefully it suffices for you. Although parodying a non-English language song is an enticing possibility...
I also considered replacing the lines "Snow Maker, Ice Breaker / Frost Former, they call her" with "Elsanna, Kristanna / Frohana, whateva" but decided any fourth-wall breakage should be left in my head.