A/N OMG! 68 reviews, that's amazing. You all rock. Even if it was mainly one person commenting on every chapter. Still awesome. And hopefully this chapter brings it to 70. Shout out time!
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I stood next to Jack in the dojo watching Jerry and Eddie spar. Kim came walking out of the bathroom "Hey Kim" I waved.
She waved back then continued onto her locker. Eddie blocked a kick from Jerry, and then Jerry dodged a punch from Eddie then caught the next punch and used the Atomic Claw on him.
"Hey, Hey stop!" Jack broke them up. Damn, and just when it was getting good too.
"What was that?" Eddie asked.
"The Atomic Claw. Whoo!" we high fived.
"That is not a martial arts move. It's an appetizer at the Lobster Barn" Jack said sarcastically
"It's a pro wrestling move" Jerry corrected.
"And an awesome pro wrestling move" I added
"Dude, you know who uses it?" Jerry asked.
"I'm going to take a wild guess and go with the wrestler called the Atomic Claw" Jack said sarcastically again.
"You know wrestling's fake right?" Kim asked walking over.
I gasped "Kim how dare you"
"There is nothing fake about the Claw's claw, okay? It's one hundred percent bionic with robotic titanium fingers that can crush a man's skull" Jerry nodded smiling.
"It's a catcher's mitt wrapped in Aluminum foil" Jack said.
I sighed irritated "Not you too. Does this mean you're not going to the wrestle frenzy this weekend with me?"
"Of course I'm going" Jack said at the same time Kim said "Wouldn't miss it"
I smiled "Yay"
"Can we get back to sparring?" Eddie asked.
"Let's go" Jack motioned for Jerry and Eddie to go back to the matt. He held out his hand "All right, you ready?" they nodded "Go!"
The two boys once again started sparring but it was cut short when Eddie did the Russian Lobe Lock. Another awesome wrestling move. Jack didn't even bother breaking them up and I wasn't going to, it was very entertaining to watch.
Jerry screamed for a while until he finally broke free of Eddie "That is crossing the line, dude. You do not touch another man's ears. Ever."
"Man up Jer" I shoved Jerry slightly.
Then Rudy came walking out of his office "What are you guys doing"
"Jer used the Atomic Claw on Eddie, so Eddie used the Russian Lobe lock on Jerry. All in all it was quite funny" I explained.
"So I go into my office for ten minutes, and you guys just goof off?" Rudy asked.
"Sorry, Rudy" Jerry apologized "We're just pumped about wrestle frenzy coming to town"
"What is it with you kids and this wrestling stuff?" Rudy asked. "If I wanted to see giant sweaty freaks pounding each other, I'd go home for Thanksgiving. I don't need this today"
"Rudy what happened" I asked.
"I don't know. Let me see. My cat needs feline braces and I to help my mother's man friend because his nose was stuck in a bowling ball"
"How can that happen?" Kim asked.
"By playing a game called 'I bet I can fit my nose in that'" Rudy snapped.
The next day at school I walked down the steps of the school with Eddie, Jerry, and Milton. And Milton just told us about his situation with Julie.
"Dude, the next level. She's talking about kissing, Bro." Jerry told Milton.
"Aw, Milton's gonna kiss Julie" I sang.
"No, no, no. I can't. I'm not ready" Milton said and I frowned.
"It's not that big a deal" Eddie said. "You just have to relax and let nature take over"
"How do you know?" Milton asked "the only thing you ever planted one on was the punching dummy at the dojo"
"And I relaxed and let nature take over" Eddie repeated.
I rolled my eyes "Milton this is a huge deal. I mean it's your first kiss" I sat down on the bench.
He sat down next to me "Well, it's not technically my first one" Milton then told us about how he accidently planted one on his aunt Gerty. "The whole thing was horrible" Milton stood up again "I tasted her lipstick and cough drops for three weeks"
Then Jack skidded over to us "Guys, you are not gonna believe this. That wrestler Mondo Mountain is in town. He was in Falafel Phil's and apparently, he met Rudy"
"No way" I stood up and watched the video of Rudy using karate to take down Mondo. It was epic.
"Whoa!" Eddie said when the video ended "Rudy says Martial Arts is for confidence, discipline, and honor. But turns out its also good for taking down fools" he raised his hand for a high five. None of us gave it to him. "What's a guy gotta do to get some up top around here?"
After school we all ran over to falafel Phil's looking for Rudy. He was sitting at a booth with Phil.
"Rudy!" I shouted and flipped over the seat so I was sitting next to Rudy "Why didn't you tell us you took down the Mountain"
"Your video's all over the internet" jerry added.
"Yeah, Rudy, you're famous" Kim shouted from behind me.
"Yeah I know. Today, a woman asked me to sign her baby" Rudy informed us. "Do you know how much that things worth now?"
Then Phil's ringtone started to play "That's me" he answered it "Hello' and walked away.
"Rudy I wasn't there, but you always taught us not to use Martial Arts unless you absolutely have to" Jack said.
"Oh, no, no. I had to. That giant jerk cut in front of me" Rudy explained
"So what you're saying is sometimes you have to take a stand?" Jack asked.
"Yes, but I just didn't take a stand for myself. I was taking a stand for every little guys that's ever been pushed around by a fat cat or a big wig or a fat cat in a big wig-"
"Yes! Yes!" Phil shouted as he walked back out cutting Rudy off. "He'll do it. Rowdy Rudy will fight Mondo Mountain. Okay, ciao, baby" Phil hung up and looked at us "So you guys need more hummus or anything"
"Phil!" we all shouted.
"What did you just do?" Rudy asked.
"I called the wrestle frenzy people and told them that you wanted to get into the ring with the Mondo"
"What? I am not a pro wrestler" Rudy stood up
"Don't worry it's just a show. They want you to win. They want to see the tiny mouse once again take down the elephant"
"I don't crave the spotlight. I'm but a simple man who lives a quiet life. I don't seek fame-"
"They say that they will pay you 5,000$" Phil cut Rudy off.
'Mondo's going down baby!" Rudy shouted.
"Yeah" I fist bumped Rudy.
The next day after school I ran the courtyard trying to find Rudy, when I did he was standing at the front of a long line of people.
"Rudy, I need to talk to you"
"Uh, Nikki, I'm kind of in the middle of throwing people aroud for money-"
"Rudy!" I shouted cutting him off "Jack's gonna miss class today because he's in detention"
"What? Why?" Rudy asked.
"He got into a fight with a kid at school and flipped him, just like you did to Mondo" I explained.
"what? I told you guys to never fight at school"
"Yeah, well, everyone at school is saying Jack went 'All Rudy' on him" I crossed my arms.
"Wait so now 'going all Rudy' means you beat someone up?" Rudy asked confused.
"Yeah, what did it mean before?" I asked.
"You know, losing your gym shorts during a Volleyball match" Rudy mumbled and I tried to stop myself from laughing.
After Jack got out of detention he came to the dojo and Rudy took him into the office to talk to him. I waited outside and after a few minutes Jack came storming out of the office with Rudy right behind him "How dare you! I am your sensei and I deserve respect. Great now I got a run in my tights"
"Rudy what was that?" I asked
"He's mad because he got in a fight at school, and thinks it's the same as what happened to me in Falafel Phil's"
"It kinda is" I agreed.
"No it not. It's completely different" Rudy denied.
"Name one difference" I challenged crossing my arms.
"Well there's- how about- you know- he was all- you know- Do you really think I'm being a hypocrite?"
"Kinda, yeah" I nodded.
"What have I done?" Rudy shook his head then ran back into his office.
At school I walked down the halls with Milton and he was telling me about what happened when he tried to kiss Julie.
"She turned into Gerty?" I asked.
"The girl wants my lips, but I can't give them to her. I have to end it" Milton admitted.
My eyes widened "no, no, no, no, no. There is no way you are ending things with Julie. Julie's your first love"
"It's not fair to her. It's over" Milton started to walk away.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" I pushed Milton back up against the locker "Listen freckles, I was responsible for getting you two together, and there is no way in hell I'm letting you break it off because of some dumb mental block"
"Nikki, I appreciate your concern, but you are putting a lot of pressure on a place my doctor thinks may be a third nipple"
My hand snapped back so fast I almost hit myself in the face "I'll help you, meet me at the dojo at 3:30"
"Yeah, I've got some fruit flies in the lab that'll be livid if I don't show up with a rotten plum"
"Milton" I warned.
"3:30 will work" Milton agreed.
I nodded and walked away satisfied.
After school Milton showed up at 3:30 and we got right to it. I held up a picture of Julie and told Milton to kiss it.
He sat there with his lips puckered for like 5 minutes.
"I can't do it" Milton pulled away.
"Yes you can"
"I can't" Milton repeated.
"It's just a picture" I argued.
"Every time I pucker, I see Gerty. It's hopeless' Milton gave up.
"It's not hopeless. How about we take it slowly, like getting into a hot tub" I offered.
"I don't get into hot tubs. They're bubbling cauldrons of bacteria"
I rolled my eyes irritated "For the love of- It's just a stupid…" I trailed off and kissed Milton. I actually kissed Milton. Ew! When I looked over Julie was standing right there. "That's not good"
"Milton David Krupnick, you and Nikki?" Julie shouted.
"No, no, no, no, Julie. There is no me and Milton" Julie lunged at me and I narrowly dodged it "I'm warning you Julie I don't want to hurt you" Then of course as soon as I said that Julie pinned me to the ground. Damn this girl is strong.
"Julie, no, Nikki was just kissing me to see if I'd like it. And I did"
I glared at him but I didn't have to do anything cause then Julie attacked Milton
"No, no, no, Julie' I helped her up "I was just helping Milton because he was nervous cause he knew you wanted to kiss him. And he wanted your first kiss to be perfect"
"Yes, and I didn't wanna ruin things by vomiting on your shoes" Milton added.
"This was never about me" I held up the picture "it's all about you"
"Milton, where did you get the idea that I wanted you to kiss me?" Julie asked.
"You said you wanted to go to the next level"
"I was talking about the upper level of the museum" Julie said.
"But you said it would e scary at first, and then it would be fun" That does sound like kissing.
"Yeah, because after you get off the elevator, the first thing you see is the mummy exhibit. But if you keep going, there's a simulator that lets you travel through the human digestive tract"
Milton nodded "I heard about that. It's a magical journey from mastication to evacuation. That's one wild ride I wanna take with you"
I shook my head "nerd love"
"Oh, Milton. And about the other thing- we don't need to rush. When we're ready it'll happen" Julie assured him.
"Thanks Julie" they both stood up off the bench "Let's go get a smoothie"
"Just a second" Julie said and turned to me once Milton was gone "Nikki, thanks for helping Milton. I know you're a black belt, but if your lips get anywhere near my man ever again, I will end you sister" Julie threatened. I leaned away from her wide eyed.
"Got it' I nodded.
"Bye-bye" she said then walked out of the dojo.
I sat in the front row with everyone watching the wrestling match.
"Oh, this is disgusting" Kim complained "These guys are sweating all over us"
"I know Rudy got us the greatest seats ever" jerry shouted over the noise.
"Check it out, I caught one of his teeth in my snow cone" Eddie said holding it up.
"That is awesome' I shouted "yet slightly disturbing"
"Hello everyone I'm Jason Sehorn" we all cheered "And I used to play in the N. F. L. and now I'm here as your celebrity wrestling announcer in Seafood"
"Seaford!" Jerry corrected.
"Don't care. And now entering the ring he's mad, he's mean, he's Mondo Mountain" the crowd all booed as Mondo got into the ring. "Now, the internet phenomenon, the mighty mouse that roared, the sensei sensation, Rowdy Rudy!" the crowd erupted with cheers.
"That's right rowdy Rudy is here to bring the pain baby" Phil said as Rudy got into the ring.
"Your mama is so big" Rudy pointed at Mondo. He grabbed Rudy's hand and flicked him into the ropes, which flung him back into Mondo's arm knocking him to the ground. The fight continued with Mondo whooping Rudy's behind.
"Guys, something's not tight" Jack said
"Mongo! Now!" Mondo shouted.
"Monod's brother Mongo is coming from the locker room" Jerry said as Mongo entered the ring.
Together they both started beating on Rudy.
"Jack go do something" I pushed him up from the seat.
"I can't just go into the ring" Jack argued.
"Oh yes you can" I pushed him closer to the ring
Jack sighed "All right, Rudy, we got this" and jumped into the ring.
We all started cheering when Jack started to kick Mongo's butt and Rudy started to actually fight. They both got Mondo and Mongo down and Jason announced them as the winners.
We all ran into the ring and right away I pulled Jack into a kiss "that was the best Wrestle frenzy I have ever seen" I said when I pulled away.
Rudy then took the mic form Jason "people, people, I have something to say, all right? If you have a disagreement with someone, try to work it out without resorting to violence. Violence is never the answer"
"Violence rocks!" A guy from the crowd called. And the crowd cheered.
"No, no, no, no, violence is bad. It only leads to more violence"
"Good we love violence" the same guy called and the crowd cheered again and threw foam cups at us.
"No, no. Peace is the answer" Rudy said then got wailed in the head with another cup. "That's it! I saw who threw that I'm going all Rudy on you!" Rudy started to charge and we all had to hold him back.
Back at the dojo everyone was doing their own thing so I walked over to Jack, here goes nothing "So earlier I was helping Milton with his kissing Julie problems and he was getting to scared and it all got really frustrating so I may have… kissed him. It was just a little kiss" I added quickly when Jack looked at me.
"It was just to help him right"?" jack double checked.
"Yeah" I nodded.
"Then I don't care" he brushed it off.
"Good. And just to make this clear I like kissing you way more" I said. Jack smirked and kissed me. When he pulled away I nodded "Yeah, way better"
A/N And there it is the season finale. Whoo-oo! Hope I did this one well.
