A/N: Woot! I finally decided who I will cosplay as! Not that any of you care, but for those of you who may (or are beyond bored) I am going as Devito. I freaking win. Anyway, I don't own DGM. Please enjoy.

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Sheryl had no issues against this competition. He was a fan of theatrics (or, more so than his younger brother). He was informed quickly and without emotion he was singing "The Greatest Show Unearthed" by Creature Feature.

*(spoken)
Ladies and gentleman!
Boys and ghouls!
Step right up!
Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of delight! Horror! Fantasy and terror!
Your every wish is our command!
Your every whimsical desire brought to life.
But I'm warning you...There's always a price!
Welcome to the greatest show UNEARTHED!

(sung)
The dark carnival is in town
You better be ready
Just follow the parade
Of dancing skeletons
Full of ghoulish delights
Around every corner
Don't tell your parents you're here
They will soon be mourners

Welcome to the lower berth
The greatest show unearthed
We appear without a sound
The darkest show around
We will leave you in a daze
Madness, murder, dismay
We will disappear at night
With blood on the concrete

I will be your ticket taker
Come inside it's a dream
Enter the fun house of mirrors
No one can hear you scream
We can supply anything
That your heart desires
But the consequences
Will surely be dire!

Welcome to the lower berth;
The greatest show unearthed!
We appear without a sound;
The darkest show around!
We will leave you in a daze:
Madness, murder, dismay
We will disappear at night
With blood on the concrete

Come inside
For the ride
Your deepest darkest fears!

The best night
Of your life
You're never leaving here!

The unknown
The unseen
Is what you're gonna find!

Witness this
Witness that
Until you lose your mind!

Welcome to the lower berth;
The greatest show unearthed!
We appear without a sound;
The darkest show around!
We will leave you in a daze:
Madness, murder, dismay
We will disappear at night
With blood on the concrete

It was an amazing (granted weird) song. So there was lots of clapping. Sheryl sent really cheesy kisses people ways.

"Okay! Next we have Lavi!" Lavi rolled his one good eye.

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A/N: I was debating between this and "How To Serve Man" but I liked this one better. And I had wanted Tyki to sing "Riot". Please review, as always!