Here's 'U'.

As I said, the pairing here is KyuubixDark!Naruto. I refer to Dark!Naruto as 'Naruto' though so I hope no one gets confused haha.

Please enjoy!

Unlucky

Help me feel lucky again.

"This is some straight up bullshit!" Kyuubi watched as Naruto once again threw an imaginary chair against the walls in front of his cages where it once again broke into imaginary pieces.

"I'm cramped up, ignored, pushed aside, and for what!?"

All of this he says to the guy stuck in the cage. He's lucky that same guy loves him(and his anger) so much.

"He's killing us out there! He really is!"

But that didn't mean Kyuubi liked being reminded of what he already knew.

"Naruto as enjoyable as it is to watch you stew with rage, could you rage about something else?"

The Naruto in front of his stopped what he was doing and faced the beast behind bars. His black eyes added a particular sting to the harsh glare he was giving Kyuubi. But Kyuubi being Kyuubi, he found the sight more hot than intimidating.

"It just pisses me off that I'm stuck in here, CONSTANTLY ignored, while he's out there getting us killed over some stupid, nonexistent friendship and other foolishness! And he won't ever, ever listen to me! I must be the unluckiest self-born from the original's dark emotions in the world!"

"That must be a really small category," Kyuubi yawned. Naruto stomped his foot.

"Other nimrods embrace their dark side why can't this idiot?!"

"Aww is that all you want? A hug?"

"Shut up! Try being helpful for once you stupid furball!" Naruto shouted. Kyuubi laughed loudly from where he stood behind bars. He really couldn't help himself. When the real Naruto was in one of these 'moods' he was just so touchy and every little thing he said could be taken the wrong way. He loved this side of Naruto. He was so much more entertaining.

"Quit laughing!"

Kyuubi didn't stop.

"I'm not kissing you if you don't stop laughing at me!"

Kyuubi stopped. He wasn't about to push this thing too far. Looking at Naruto now, black eyes bright, breathing heavily, pouty lips, face red from shouting; how he would hate to not be able to kiss that.

"Alright you want to know what's up? You're different, even your naive, outwardly self is different."

"Obviously!" Naruto spat.

"And by different I mean he doesn't bend as easily to the dark voices, well us, inside his head. Makes me wonder how different he, and you, would be if he just decided to listen to you and maybe me. It would probably be very interesting."

"And impossible," Naruto sighed sitting down. "I'm not even on his radar. He focuses on everyone and everything but me. Does he realize how alone that makes me feel?"

"How could you feel alone," Kyuubi scoffed. "You have me."

Naruto looked up at him in surprise and quietly said, "You're right."

A huge smile formed on his face as he stood up from his cross-legged position. "You're right! I have you! And you know what? You're all I really need. Yeah us two working together make for the best team ever. I'm so lucky I was the one who caught your eye!"

"That's not what you said before," Kyuubi smirked. Because it pleased it him how the boy who once hated him now couldn't get enough of him. Though to be fair, it was the exact same way with his feelings regarding Naruto. Naruto who grinned a sexy grin and sauntered up to his cage, swinging those alluring hips in a way that made Kyuubi stare.

"Yeah well I was a cautious person who didn't like you because you caused everything wrong that has ever happened to me. But I have seen the error of my ways and one day that lug that controls will have to see the error of things too."

"Naruto..."

"Okay, okay I'll get over it. For now. Because now I want you to give neglected little me some loving?" He said holding his arms out towards Kyuubi.

In human form, Kyuubi grinned.

"You'll have to come to me."

"Heh. Always," Naruto said as he ran into the demon's arms.

And done!

So this is the one that gave me the most trouble because I had a scene in my head(Dark!Naruto destroying a chair while Kyuubi watches) but I had no idea what word/story I could attach it to. Finally it came to me and this was made!

Hope you enjoyed this one too! Please let me know what you think!