A/N: Well, I would say the winner would be… um… Clarisse, because she has more training and plus her father is the god of war, so she's kinda set up to win.


Ginny Weasley is Ron Weasley's sister (well, and Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, Harry and Hermione kinda), and Harry Potter's wife. She is a Gryffindor with a fiery temper and a bat-bogey hex.

Clarisse la Rue is a demigod daughter of Ares, and she also has a fiery temper, but not a bat-bogey hex. She does, however, have an electric spear.


"So, um, I vote for Ginny."

"Fred, that's only because Ginny threatened you with a bat-bogey hex if you don't."

"Not true!"

"It is true. And I don't care about the bat-bogey hex; Clarisse would probably win. Er, no offense, Ginny… she's just, uh, well, her dad is the god of war…"

"Nice save."

"Thanks."

"So, who won the vote?"

"Ginny, but I'm sure it's fixed, because she's Harry's wife and all."

"Or maybe they voted for her because she's the only real one."

"Well, everyone, it doesn't matter if they are real, dead, alive, or fake, okay?"

"Okay!"

"Fred…"

"What?"

"Who would win in a duel, Nymphadora-"

"She's going to kill you!"

"She's already dead. Now, Nymphadora Tonks, or Thalia Grace?"

"More Percy Jackson?"

"Yes."

"Oh, come on, people. Request some Total Drama Island characters!"

"That Canadian drama show?"

"Yes, I love it! Heather is such a-"

"This is rated G."

"Oh. Well, I say Geoff would get along the best with us. Maybe. Not sure though."

"Alright..."


A/N: Okay, you can request TDI characters, although let's just say those Muggles/Mortals/Mundanes don't stand a chance against anyone else. So, I prefer you request someone who stands a chance against a wizard or witch. Like a demigod, Shadowhunter, Downworlder, Caster, witch, wizard, or even a bird-kid.