Rayquaza/Latios - suggested by Attila12 and pikachuhunter1

Wow, another poem already? Awesome!

Yeah, this idea came to me while looking over the suggestions, and reading it over after I was done made me burst out laughing and scare my dog. Honestly, I love being silly, humorous and comedic, so the idea I thought up for this was perfect for me!

So, instead of some big long explanation, I'll just let you go ahead and read the DeadOzoneshipping poem called –

I Don't Care

I don't know
what you're talking about.

You're a liar.
A big,
fat
liar.

What put
the stupid idea
in your head
that I
actually cared?

Psh.
Latios,
you do realize
who you're talking to,
right?
Does the name
"Rayquaza"
ring any bells?

No?
Nothing?

Smart-aleck.

No,
this dragon
does not care
about you.

I
do
not.

It's not in
my programming,
you know?

I,
the massive being
that flies around the planet
everyday,
cannot care about
every
single
creature
I fly over.

That would take
too much
time,
resources
and energy.
And I
pride
myself
on not being
wasteful.

I eat
air particles,
for Arceus' sake!

And–
what,
you think that
you're
special enough
to be an
exception?

Latios,
we may have
known each other
for years . . .
decades . . .
centuries, even!
And we may both
share the skies
as fellow Dragons.
And we may have
started to greet
each other
everyday . . .
talk . . .
maybe hang out . . .

But,
I hardly think
that that warrants
me caring
for you.

Now
don't give me
that look!
I know
that look!

You think
I'm just trying
to be
the "tough guy"
here,
that I'm just
covering myself
so you don't think
I'm soft.

Well,
I'm not!
Honestly!
Look me
in the eyes!
I won't flinch!

Stop laughing!
This isn't
funny!
I'm being
serious,
here!

Really,
what is
so funny?

I
mean
it.
I do
not
care about you.
Me showing
compassion
towards someone else
is like
Mewtwo
suddenly trying
to become everyone's
friend,
okay?
Or Mew
being mature
for once!
It just
doesn't
happen.

I
don't
care.

Not about
you,
not about
the world,
not about
anyone!
I only care
about myself,
see?

No,
I don't
talk to you
because I
care about you!
That's stupid!

I talk to you
because I'm bored–
not for some
"quality time"
with you.
I hang out
with you
because I have
nothing better
to do–
not because I
"like your company"
or anything.
I do
all of those things
because I want to–
not because I
feel like I should!

. . . What do you mean,
"I want to hang out with you"?

. . . No!
No,
that's not
what I meant!
I didn't mean that
I want to talk
or hang out–
you're misunderstanding
me!

Stop smirking.
Or I'll bite your wings off.

Okay,
let's try this again.

I
do not
care.
I don't.
Alright?
Nod, Latios.

I
only care
about myself.
I'm selfish,
greedy
and a jerk,
remember?
I taunt others
because I don't
care about them–
I taunt you
because I don't care
about you.

What do you mean,
"that's not true"?
I just said–

. . . You think I do
that all
playfully?
That I taunt
and tease you
because I'm joking?
That my sour scowls
are really hiding
my mischievous grins?

. . . Wh-What's wrong
with you?
You're crazy!
You must have
hit your head
or something!

No,
not that look
again!
Stop it!
I mean it!

Alright,
fine!
I'll go be
a jerk
somewhere else,
then!
And don't you
come crying
after me!

. . . What do you mean,
"I'm only mad because it's true"?

Agh,
Latios,
shut your face!
Just shut it
right now!

. . . Stop laughing!

I don't care!
I don't,
I don't,
I don't!
I
do not
care about you!

No,
I'm not
blushing,
you stupid,
stupid–

. . . What?

What do you . . .

You . . .

You
tease me
because you care?

You
hang out with me
because you like
my company?

You talk to me
to spend
quality time
with me?

You . . . care?

About me?

. . .

Well . . .
if I did care
about you,
I'd have to
say that's . . .
pretty sweet of you.

. . . But,
of course,
I don't care!
Oh, get that
smug grin off
your face.
And stop blushing.
You're
making me blush.

I said
stop it!

Heehee, wasn't that silly? Oh, man, I love writing the silly ones.

1. "Stars", Dragonluvr1993 (myself), Mewtwo/Deoxys (Geneticshipping)
2. "Love Like the Sea", pikachuhunter1, Groudon/Kyogre (Orbshipping)
3. "I Can't", Felix the Eeveetrainer, Articuno/Moltres (Frostfireshipping)
4. "Behind Blue Eyes", Dalsson and Co., Darkrai/Arceus (Jashinshipping)
5. "Always There for Me", Dragonluvr1993 (myself), Regirock/Regice (IcyRockshipping)
6. "Cute", Dragonluvr1993 (myself), Mew/Darkrai (LightInDarknessshipping)
7. "Painful", Dalsson and Co., Lugia/Latios (SilverLightshipping)
8. "Options", Shiny Hunter, Darkrai/Deoxys (Dubershipping)
9. "It All Started", Shiny Hunter, Darkrai/Suicune (NightFallshipping)
10. "Forbidden", poopfartbutts, Arceus/Spiritomb (Alphatombshipping)
11. "Competition", Shiny Hunter, Arceus/Giratina (GodModeshipping)
12. "Typical", Dragonluvr1993 (myself), Darkrai/Cresselia (LunarEclipseshipping)
13. "The Battle", Felix the Eeveetrainer, Rayquaza/Cynthia (EpicBattleshipping)
14. A to G Drabbles
15. H to P Drabbles
16. Q to Z Drabbles, plus the forgotten N Drabble
17. "Should, Yet Shouldn't", pikachuhunter1, Arceus/Salamence (DracoJudgementshipping)
18. "Playful", Dragonluvr1993 (myself), Kyogre/Rayquaza (Drizzleshipping)
19. "Where I'm From", Dragonluvr1993 (myself), Giratina/Lugia (Lunaticshipping)
20. "My Heart", Chronos Twilight, Primal Dialga/Suicune (Bleedshipping)
21. "I Don't Care", pikachuhunter1/Attila12, Rayquaza/Latios (DeadOzoneshipping)

Oh, and the pairings left are (with their possible titles):

Attila12
Mewtwo/Darkrai – (Outcastshipping) (The funny thing is, I'm starting a oneshot for this pairing! But, I think I can conjure up a dark poem for these two. And yes, I know, "dark" is cliche when concerning these two, but oh well. I feel like it.)
Darkrai/Uxie – (TorturedGeniusshipping) (...oh yeah, I have a story for this, don't I? Heheh...too bad it's on one of my out-of-commission laptops...gah. I'll write a poem to make up for that!)

Dalsson and Co.
Lucario/Mewtwo – (Betrayalshipping) (I'd nearly forgotten about this. Weird, you'd think this would stand out to me. Anyways, I think it'll be very fun to try.)

Darkraigirl
Palkia(F)/Deoxys(M) – (DeepSpaceshipping) (Full of lots of funny things, I will tell you now. Lots and lots of funny things.)
Ho-Oh/Regigigas – (GoldenRadianceshipping) (This'll be fun to do, maybe with Ho-oh always being curious about a statue, not knowing it was watching him/her . . .)
Manaphy/Wailord – (Jumboshrimpshipping) (Lol. Okay, now I've got to do this. I mean, I wanna win at life, ya know.)
Darkrai/Mesprit – (SufferedEmotionsshipping) (I'm sure you mentioned this sometime, and even though I already wrote a oneshot for it, I'm still gonna write this. Eventually.)

Dragonluvr1993 (myself)
Aerodactyl/Ho-oh – (AncientGoldshipping) (Aerodactyl just seems to be a pimp, huh? *eaten*)
Aerodactyl/Lugia – (AncientSilvershipping) (I mean, he's got all the girls! *mauled*)
Palkia/Dialga – (Cosmosshipping) (Hm, I wanna make this interesting . . . give me some ideas or random words, will you guys?) – 'Opening' or 'Opening for Improvement'
Cresselia/Rayquaza – (EmpyreanShipping) (Hm, maybe this one'll be bittersweet . . . I mean, I don't write that many sad ones.)
Rotom/Zapdos – (GhostLightningshipping*) (And this'll be hilarious no matter how I write it, because I can't seem to seriously write these two together. Maybe it's just the personalities I've given them both.) – 'Why Do You Leave the TV On?'
Regice/Regigigas – (RegigIceshipping) (And my female Regice will rock the socks off of your male Regice . . . muahaha . . . even if they don't wear socks. SHADDUP.)
Regirock/Regigigas – (RegigiRockshipping) (Hey, these two need more love! It's perfect!)
Deoxys/Latias – (SpacialCheershipping*) (Something small, sweet and simple. Hopefully, it'll make a smile on anyone's face!) – 'Cheer Up, Please'
Giratina/Latios – (Verimynshipping) (After reading "Shadowed Roses" by Saf Dawnheart, I've come to love this pairing. A moody, broody female Giratina is fun to write. *eaten by Giratina*)

Felix the Eeveetrainer
Moltres/Charizard – (FlameFlightshipping*) (This will probably be from a third party's POV which will remain unnamed, just for effect. Maybe watching them fly together . . .)
Rayquaza (F)/Lance – (not named) (This'll be fun, perhaps with another epic battle like the Cynthia/Rayquaza one! Ooh, that'll be fun!)

GirlWaterShaman
Raikou/Suicune – (Raicuneshipping) (So overused . . . but okay. I think I'll make it gender-switched, though, for fun.)

Glory For Sleep
Raikou/Latias – (no shipping name) (Heh, this would be fun to write with a more mischievous Latias. I mean, hardly anyone's written one, other than Golden and I think Glory.)

goldeneye101
Groudon/Arceus – (PrimordalGroundshipping) (I'm trying to figure out if I should do it my way, or have it with male Groudon and female Arceus.)

pikachuhunter1
Latias/Latios – (SightShareshipping*) (This I find incredibly adorable, of course, when they're not related. I'd love to write something for this that isn't depressing.)
Celebi/Jirachi – (Sylphshipping) (I've actually thought of this pairing before, but I could never think of a good plotline for it.)
Mesprit/Shaymin – (NaturalEmotionsshipping) (I can't think of an idea for this atm, but I think it would be good in any genre or scenario. At the very least, it would be sweet and adorable.)
Wobbuffet/Zapdos – (no name so far) (Ha, this would be hilarious to write, although I don't know what the "plot" would be.)
Palkia/Mew (no name either? dang) (I think this would let me use a lot of creativity, which is a plus. I'd like to try this while keeping it canon to the games, too. In some way, shape or form, anyways.)

poopfartbutts
Darkrai/Kyogre – (MoonTideshipping/Abyssalshipping) (See Cress/Ky, except it'll be his island.)
Moltres/Aerodactyl – (AncientFireshipping) (As PFB suggested, I might combine all three Bird/Aerodactyl shippings into one poem, with it contemplating on which to choose from or something. Makes it a lot easier on me.)
Articuno/Aerodactyl – (AncientIceshipping) (As PFB suggested, I might combine all three Bird/Aerodactyl shippings into one poem, with it contemplating on which to choose from or something. Makes it a lot easier on me.)
Zapdos/Aerodactyl – (AncientLightningshipping) (As PFB suggested, I might combine all three Bird/Aerodactyl shippings into one poem, with it contemplating on which to choose from or something. Makes it a lot easier on me.)
Articuno/Lugia – (FrozenWaterShipping/BlueBirdshipping*) (Yes, the most awesome Lugia pairing ever! Of course, I like it male Articuno/female Lugia, but . . .)
Cresselia/Latias – (Lesbianshipping/CrimsonMoonshipping) (This will be fun, even if I still think I suck at writing homosexual pairings. It just seems to be this sort of "I will fail" reflex that makes me hesitate to write these.)
Articuno/Rayquaza – (IcyOzoneshipping*) (With this, I'll probably make it male Articuno/female Rayquaza, because that's freakin' awesome.)
Zapdos/Rayquaza – (LightningOzoneshipping*) (I'll make this a hilarious yet sweet poem, I'm sure. Or, I'll try, anyways.)
Heatran (F)/Registeel (M) – (MeltedMetalshipping) (Hm, I'm trying to think of a plot for this . . . maybe slightly PMD based?)
Moltres/Ho-oh – (Phoenixshipping/BlazingBirdiesShipping*) (Ooh, a vain birdy with a probably fiery tempered one . . . or at least that's the plot coming together in my head.)
Moltres/Rayquaza – (BurningOzoneShipping) (And this, I'll have to think of something. I . . . honestly, I need help. Ideas?)
Ariados/Mespirit – (WebOfEmotionshipping) (This will be fun . . . maybe have Mesprit compare emotions to an Ariados, and maybe have it end out being a particular Ariados . . .)
Jirachi (M)/Mesprit (F) – (WishfulThinkingshipping) (This will be fun, what with them both being in slumber for much of their lives. Although, Mesprit can become a spirit to go visit him . . . hmm . . .)
Shiny Mew/Shiny Mew – (ShinyBlueMewshipping) (Hm, I dunno how this'll work . . . maybe if the Mew from the First movie and the Mew from the Lucario movie met . . . ? If they're separate Mew in the first place, but hey, it's fanfiction!)
Shiny Mew/Mew – (TrueMewshipping) (Hm, maybe I could write about a hacked Mew in reality, falling in love with the true Mew, and make it some sort of tragedy poem . . . that's it! By Jove, I've done it!)
Dragonite/Regigigas – (PlainOldGrossshipping) (Of course, I didn't give it this unofficial name, and I disagree with it. Anyways, I'm actually interested to try this, maybe putting in some legend of some sort . . .)
Shiny Mew/Giratina – (ShiningDeathshipping) (What I think I'll do is make a Shiny Mew character, that way this'll be at least different from Mew/Giratina, which I plan to write eventually.)
Shiny Mew/Bread – (ShinyBreadshipping) (Haha, and again, because Dalsson will give me a thousand internets for doing this, I will keep it on the list. No matter how ridiculous it it.)
Shiny Mew/Shiny Mewtwo – (ShiningMewshipping/ShiningCatshipping) (And I'll have to create a separate shiny Mewtwo as well. Wow, it's like OCs, I don't think they should count as Legendaries . . .)
Articuno/Arcanine – (IceSpeedShipping) (Hm, I might actually use female Articuno, if only because I love thinking of Arcanine having a deep and rumbling laugh . . .)
Moltres/Luxray – (FireThunderShipping) (I might actually have Moltres as a guy, for once. The reason? I'm using Lexi, my Luxray . . . and because I've never written a male Moltres before.)
Zapdos/Lumineon – (ElectricFishWithWingsShipping) (This will be difficult, considering I have no clue how to get these two to meet. Maybe . . . I dunno, a Trainer caught them both?)
Articuno/Rapidash – (Pegasusshipping) (And here, I'm thinking it'll be about a race. Because . . . err, I'll find something romantic about it.)
Machoke/Mew – (CatInAChokeholdshipping) (This . . . okay, in all honesty, I need an idea for this. What in the hell am I gonna do? I mean, all I have so far is it'll be female Machoke/male Mew, just to be different . . .)
Lugia/Mew – (unnamed) (Of course, female Lugia/male Mew, but the plot is nonexistent. Ugh. I'm running out of ideas . . .)
Zubat/Rayquaza – (BloodyOzoneshipping) (. . . maybe I can cheat and have Rayquaza watch a Zubat grow and evolve . . .)
Golbat/Rayquaza – (BloodierOzoneshipping) (See above.)
Crobat/Rayquaza – (BloodiestOzoneshipping) (See above above.)
Cresselia/Kyogre – (DawnTideshipping) (Hm, I'm thinking it will be about her island . . . or something happening on/near it.)
Lugia/Kyogre – (SilverTideshipping) (A quarrel over the rights to owning the ocean suddenly takes an unexpected turn . . .)
Ho-oh/Kyogre – (GoldenTideshipping) (For this, maybe something similar to the Rayquaza/Kyogre one, except without the playing and such.)
Regigigas/Unown – (unnamed) (Ooh, some sort of guardian thing! Yeah, that'll work! I'm actually oddly excited about this one.)
Lucario/Rotom – (Thunderpunchshipping) (Hm, maybe a Trainer's Pokemon getting too curious . . . or maybe someone who caught Rotom heading to Iron Island . . .)

Saf Dawnheart
Palkia (M)/Giratina (F) – (CosmicRenegadeshipping*) (I'll have fun with a moody, broody female Giratina...heehee...and I might even have Palkia love soap operas like I normally do.)

Shiny Hunter
Mew/Mesprit – (Avirlshipping) (This is a more unique one I like to read about, and I hope that I don't fall short of it's potential.)
Mew/Azelf – (CutePowershipping) (Another cute pairing, one that apparently has fallen out of style. I'll try to revive it, though!)
Latias/Rayquaza – (Dracoshipping*) (Glory is still my role model when it comes to this pairing, with her "Skyway Avenue". I'm going to try to make this one sweet when I do it.)
Azelf/Uxie – (Liliopshipping) (Despite it being what everyone does and therefore boring in my opinion, I will try to do this justice just like I would any pairing. It wouldn't be fair of me otherwise, right?)
Giratina/Latias – (Mournshipping) (Hm, Imma thinking of something epic and beautiful for this . . .)
Heatran/Regigigas – (OutsiderCaveshipping) (I'd love to write a rhyming poem about one coming to visit the other, maybe even after the events of the Giratina and Shaymin movie when Regigigas wakes up.)
Shiny Celebi/Grovyle (from PMD2) – (Rendshipping) (Hm, I'll think of something sweet for these two. I can do simple sweet things, I think.)

SilverUmbra
Ho-oh/Lugia – (Legendaryshipping*) – 'Beautiful' (I'll make this an elegant work, filled with pretty descriptions and many similes of some sort!)

Lots of dragon-y love (and cookies!),
~DL ('Dragon Lover')