So, I guess I didn't really stick to my once a week thing, but I do have a legitimate excuse this time...I was camping for two weeks and and no internet. However, I did have a lot of downtime so I managed to write a few chapters, so I'll be updating more frequently for a while. Twilight still belongs to Stephenie Meyer, enjoy :)

Rosalie POV

Now that the campfire was finally over (Alice's cabin won, by the way), I was able to go find Jacob to put our plan into action. If I had to choose between all my plans, I would definitely say that this is the best one yet. Alice won't know what hit her. Or should I say what hit on her.

I caught up with Jacob in the trail (we were on our way to the dining hall for our snack), and said, "Hey, are you ready?"

"For what?" he asked.

"To put the flyers up."

"Oh! Yeah. Meet you at the dock in ten?" he asked.

"Ten? Why not now?"

Jacob looked a little sheepish. "I kind of wanted to have a snack first. They're serving nachos."

I rolled my eyes. "Sure."

"Great!" he exclaimed, and took off. I went back to my cabin to get the flyers, then headed to the dock. After about 20 minutes, Jacob showed up.

"You're late," I informed him.

"Sorry. Like I said, there were nachos."

I rolled my eyes. "Let's just go. We don't have that much time before people start thinking that our disappearance is a little strange."

"I don't need to worry. Everyone that I know back there knows that I wouldn't hook up with you if they paid me to."

I sighed. "That's not what I meant, you pervert. And you say that like it's happened before."

Silence.

"Okay, that's awkward," I said.

"We do some interesting stuff in Truth or Dare," he explained.

"Apparently."

He didn't say anything after that, so we spent the rest of the boat ride in silence. When we got to town, Jake wanted to know where we were going to be putting up the flyers.

"Well," I said, "I was thinking: Walmart, Independent, Value Village, Target, Zellers, the retirement home, the asylum-"

"Woah . . .you sure about that one?" Jake asked.

"Absolutely. Anyway, in the mall and random places on the street. Like on telephone poles and stuff."

"Sounds good," he agreed.

We set off for those places, putting flyers up as we went. When we'd put the last one up, we stepped back to admire my handiwork. The flyer said:

ATTENTION ALL MEN!

My name is Alice Cullen, and I am looking for a boyfriend. Wel, actually, I am into polygamy (I think it's hot), so I am looking for multiple boyfriends.

About Me:

Name: Mary Alice Cullen (but call me Alice)

Age: 17

Height: 4'10

Interests: Men, sex, food

From: Forks, Washington, USA

If you are interested, please call me at 555-3825 (yes, I know what that spells, and I can't help it). I am not picky. If you are reading this, you are eligible. Can't wait to hear from you ;)

"Yup," I said. "That ought to do it."

Alice POV

Yay! My cabin won! That was completely expected, of course, but it's still pretty cool. All the other skits were either completely lame, like Bella's, or completely weird, like Emmett's.

After the campfire was over, we went to the dining hall to have come nachos for a snack. Once we were there, I noticed that Rosalie was missing. Normally, this wouldn't concern me, but I know she's still mad about the juice. She doesn't get over things easily.

I looked into her future, just to see if she was planning anything for me. Not that I'm paranoid or anything. Nothing. Suddenly, an idea struck me (no, I didn't strike it back). I looked around and noticed that Jacob wasn't there either. Shit. She's conspiring against me and getting that mutt to hide her future again.

I suddenly remembered the other night, when I caught her hiding something on Erika's computer. Crap. I am in trouble. I'm not sure I even want to know what she's going to do to me.

I felt a pair of arms wrap around me, and Jasper said, "I can feel your fear from across the room. What's wrong?"

"Rosalie is plotting against me again."

Jasper laughed. "You're so dramatic. I'm sure she's not."

"She is!"

"Sure, sure."

"You'll see! And you'll be sorry!" I told him.

"Why? She's not plotting against me."

Review please :) I know it's kind of short, but there's another one coming soon :)