Chapter 21: RE-MATCH: Ron Weasley (Piece Bot)
DISCLAIMER: WE DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING.
Know your mage, know your mage, know your mage,
You know … we should really change our intro.
Why? I like it.
Because it's getting kind of boring
ON WITH THE SHOW!
A ginger-head teen stood in the limelight.
Look who's back!
Why, if it isn't our wittle brother itty-bitty Ronikinns.
"Oi. What did mum say about you calling me that?"
Nothing. She was the one that used to say it. We just kind of caught on with the times.
For our first insult:
Ron Weasley …
… Is in love with Hermione Granger …
Are we doing this again?
"Umm, yeah." Ron turned beet-red at his confession.
D'AWWW. I think I gave you the wrong script.
There was a shuffling of pages along with a few yowls of pain, mostly coming from Fred.
I think this is the right one …
Let's start this again.
With a groan, the twins rewound the tape and started to record again. They went through the intro, blah blah blah, until …
For our first insult …
Ron Weasley …
… Is in love with Romilda Vane …
"What! I am not. It was just some stupid love potion meant for Harry."
Oooh! Ron's in love with Harry. Ron's in love with Harry.
Stop that dancing and GET ON WITH IT!
Jeez. Alright. Don't get your panties in a twist.
It's funny 'cause it's true. The twins cracked up in laughter at that.
ENOUGH OF THIS! You know what?
"What?"
All three brothers cowered underneath Luna's wrath. Luna leaned over and pushed a giant red button that said DO NOT PUSH BUT ONLY IN CASE OF EXTREME
LAUGHTER. This caused the entire stage to explode and magically transport every single prisoner (Zerkoz, Piecey, shovelgirl and Hermione) to a new location.
Luna, George, Fred and Ron were undamaged but the same can't be said for the stage.
Where will the next stage be? Stay tuned.